[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[DarthStabber]

God I hate tumblr, except for all the porn tumblrs, those are just fine in my book.

[Valdarith]

Speaking of cars, here's the one I picked up a couple of weeks ago.

Nice! Big fan of these. Let me know how you like it.

My initial impressions are very good. It handles much better than a 4200-lb car should. It rides so well that you sometimes forget about the beast under the hood, but then you slam the throttle, feel all 556 horses, and go "Oh yeah, it IS fast!"

I wanted the manual trans but ended up with the slushbox. It was a compromise with my wife.
She wanted me to get something that could fit all three kids AND she could drive it, and she flat out refuses to drive stick. I told her that if I was going to buy a car with an automatic that I was going all out, and she said she was okay with that as long as I sold my daily driver and my project car, so I happily obliged.

The slushbox is actually pretty damn good in this car. It has its quirks but once you figure them out you really don't miss the manual too much. Plus the slushbox version is faster anyway so that's a big plus.

The gas tank in this car is ridiculously small. Seriously. Like it only makes it to 250 miles or so before I have to fill up. It doesn't help that I get 14-19 mpg depending on driving habits either, but when you have a car like this gas mileage is the last thing on your mind.

[Kaitscralt]

who cares

[Kaitscralt]

I want a female commentator at mtg tournaments

[Kaitscralt]

no uggo

[Alex]

Not sure how an article about a man pretending to be a woman playing Magic is a victory for the feminists, but for fish and bicycles.

Wow I've inadvertently fought for feminism more than I thought. I thought showing up in drag was just good for psyching out my opponent, but apparently it's social justice?[/
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I'm sure there's already a Tumblr for this exact situation.

Check your deckbuilding privilege!

This post triggered me. Check your privilege, Matt.

[Alex]

Fuck I hate Tumblr feminists, they're the actual worst.

[Kaitscralt]

are they worse than blacks in the theater

[Mcdonalds]

Objectively no but close

[hamfactorial]

@ trigger warnings

[Alex]

are they worse than blacks in the theater

Are said blacks teenagers or grown adults? It matters.

[hamfactorial]

I'm not sure whether child naggers or adult naggers are more annoying.

[Khaospawn]

Depends on if they're wearing hoodies and eating Skittles or not.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Not sure I've seen the garruk pic. Was it part of the ass crack series?

No, let me repost it for you...

Here you go:

Not safe for anyone

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to be fair, when I read garruk I immediately thought it was going to be this:

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[Col. Khaddafi]

All male, non-transgendered magic card players are barely a notch above actual rapists, so that is to be expected.

[Calamity]

this page is so triggering i literally can't even #notallrapists

/tumblr simulator

[hamfactorial]

Reblog!

[Alex]

Not sure I've seen the garruk pic. Was it part of the ass crack series?

No, let me repost it for you...

Here you go:

Not safe for anyone

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to be fair, when I read garruk I immediately thought it was going to be this:

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Card art depicts literal rape. If you don't think so, then you're a literal rapist, literally.

Nooooo! I don't want to go back to Tumblr! You can't make me!

[Kaitscralt]

liliana stole garruk's hobby

[hamfactorial]

He stole dat azz

[Khaospawn]

Trigger me timbers.

[DroppinSuga]

School starts next week. Whoa.

[Lightning_Dolt]

Playing the Boros Burn modern deck that won Kobe.

Do you keep:

Vexing devil, bolt, bolt, rift bolt, lava spike, eidolon, mountain?

[Lightning_Dolt]

Opponent is on scapeshift.

[Valdarith]

No land? Not even on the draw.

[Lightning_Dolt]

On the draw. One mountain.

[Mcdonalds]

Yeah gambling your going to draw land will almost invariably bite you in the ass

[Valdarith]

Oh. Snap keep.

[Lightning_Dolt]

Sorry, molten rain was my first draw. Hand had a mountain.

[Lightning_Dolt]

I was burned by that hand twice, so questioning if it's correct or not.

[DroppinSuga]

I'd keep

[Lightning_Dolt]

Ok. I didn't draw second land either game. I know that's bad luck, just trying to figure out if I'm a bad player or not lol.

[Valdarith]

Your one mana spells add up to 16. You have a good chance of drawing another one mana spell as well as a second land by your third turn. Your opponent is going to take at least 1 from a fetch, so assuming you can hit your second land by turn four and another one mana bolt you can kill him before he goes off without even casting Eidolon.

[Lightning_Dolt]

I figured it was correct, but it didn't work either time so I was questioning myself.

[Jack]

Playing the Boros Burn modern deck that won Kobe.

Do you keep:

Vexing devil, bolt, bolt, rift bolt, lava spike, eidolon, mountain?

This seems like one of the best hands your deck has, and certainly one of the very best 1-landers (lots of strong 1cmc cards and something very very strong at 2cmc).

[LP, of the Fires]

Snap keep.

[Lightning_Dolt]

Alright, I'm just in a rut and scrumping hard lol.

Need to win the next round for x-2 finish lol.

[Alex]

The single mountain snap keep is simultaneously the most joyous occasion as well as the greatest heartbreak.

[Alex]

If we were to ever start a podcast, that would absolutely be the name though. "One Mountain Opener."

[Lightning_Dolt]

That is a good name. Or maybe 1 mountain snap keep.