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Postby DarthStabber » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:26 pm

God I hate tumblr, except for all the porn tumblrs, those are just fine in my book.
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You do need to try to gay it up a little more.

You're like the least gay member of this clan.

And that's counting the fact that you voluntarily have sex with men.

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Postby Valdarith » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:28 pm

Speaking of cars, here's the one I picked up a couple of weeks ago.

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Nice! Big fan of these. Let me know how you like it.
My initial impressions are very good. It handles much better than a 4200-lb car should. It rides so well that you sometimes forget about the beast under the hood, but then you slam the throttle, feel all 556 horses, and go "Oh yeah, it IS fast!"

I wanted the manual trans but ended up with the slushbox. It was a compromise with my wife.
She wanted me to get something that could fit all three kids AND she could drive it, and she flat out refuses to drive stick. I told her that if I was going to buy a car with an automatic that I was going all out, and she said she was okay with that as long as I sold my daily driver and my project car, so I happily obliged.

The slushbox is actually pretty damn good in this car. It has its quirks but once you figure them out you really don't miss the manual too much. Plus the slushbox version is faster anyway so that's a big plus.

The gas tank in this car is ridiculously small. Seriously. Like it only makes it to 250 miles or so before I have to fill up. It doesn't help that I get 14-19 mpg depending on driving habits either, but when you have a car like this gas mileage is the last thing on your mind.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:42 pm

who cares
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:44 pm

I want a female commentator at mtg tournaments
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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:44 pm

no uggo
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Postby Alex » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:50 pm

Not sure how an article about a man pretending to be a woman playing Magic is a victory for the feminists, but :thumbsup: for fish and bicycles.
Wow I've inadvertently fought for feminism more than I thought. I thought showing up in drag was just good for psyching out my opponent, but apparently it's social justice?[/
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I'm sure there's already a Tumblr for this exact situation.

Check your deckbuilding privilege!
This post triggered me. Check your privilege, Matt.

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Postby Alex » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:50 pm

Fuck I hate Tumblr feminists, they're the actual worst.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:55 pm

are they worse than blacks in the theater
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Postby Mcdonalds » Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:13 pm

Objectively no but close

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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:15 pm

:rofl: @ trigger warnings

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Postby Alex » Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:16 pm

are they worse than blacks in the theater
Are said blacks teenagers or grown adults? It matters.

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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:40 pm

I'm not sure whether child naggers or adult naggers are more annoying.

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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:44 pm

Depends on if they're wearing hoodies and eating Skittles or not.
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:48 pm

Not sure I've seen the garruk pic. Was it part of the ass crack series?
No, let me repost it for you...

Here you go:
Not safe for anyone
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to be fair, when I read garruk I immediately thought it was going to be this:

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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:59 pm

All male, non-transgendered magic card players are barely a notch above actual rapists, so that is to be expected.
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Calamity » Wed Aug 27, 2014 11:02 pm

this page is so triggering i literally can't even #notallrapists

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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Aug 27, 2014 11:10 pm

Reblog!

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Postby Alex » Wed Aug 27, 2014 11:28 pm

Not sure I've seen the garruk pic. Was it part of the ass crack series?
No, let me repost it for you...

Here you go:
Not safe for anyone
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to be fair, when I read garruk I immediately thought it was going to be this:

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Card art depicts literal rape. If you don't think so, then you're a literal rapist, literally.
Nooooo! I don't want to go back to Tumblr! You can't make me!

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Postby Kaitscralt » Wed Aug 27, 2014 11:29 pm

liliana stole garruk's hobby
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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Aug 27, 2014 11:41 pm

He stole dat azz

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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Aug 27, 2014 11:52 pm

Trigger me timbers.
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Postby DroppinSuga » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:37 am

School starts next week. Whoa.
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:47 am

Playing the Boros Burn modern deck that won Kobe.

Do you keep:

Vexing devil, bolt, bolt, rift bolt, lava spike, eidolon, mountain?
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:47 am

Opponent is on scapeshift.

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Postby Valdarith » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:49 am

No land? Not even on the draw.
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:50 am

On the draw. One mountain.

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Postby Mcdonalds » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:50 am

Yeah gambling your going to draw land will almost invariably bite you in the ass

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Postby Valdarith » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:50 am

Oh. Snap keep.
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:51 am

Sorry, molten rain was my first draw. Hand had a mountain.

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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:51 am

I was burned by that hand twice, so questioning if it's correct or not.

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Postby DroppinSuga » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:52 am

I'd keep
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:54 am

Ok. I didn't draw second land either game. I know that's bad luck, just trying to figure out if I'm a bad player or not lol.

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Postby Valdarith » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:56 am

Your one mana spells add up to 16. You have a good chance of drawing another one mana spell as well as a second land by your third turn. Your opponent is going to take at least 1 from a fetch, so assuming you can hit your second land by turn four and another one mana bolt you can kill him before he goes off without even casting Eidolon.
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:58 am

I figured it was correct, but it didn't work either time so I was questioning myself.

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Postby Jack » Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:35 am

Playing the Boros Burn modern deck that won Kobe.

Do you keep:

Vexing devil, bolt, bolt, rift bolt, lava spike, eidolon, mountain?
This seems like one of the best hands your deck has, and certainly one of the very best 1-landers (lots of strong 1cmc cards and something very very strong at 2cmc).
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Postby LP, of the Fires » Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:40 am

Snap keep.
You gotta understand, I love the beatdown. I really do. I always have.

Beatdown is hard, though.


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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:42 am

Alright, I'm just in a rut and scrumping hard lol.

Need to win the next round for x-2 finish lol.

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Postby Alex » Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:59 am

The single mountain snap keep is simultaneously the most joyous occasion as well as the greatest heartbreak.

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Postby Alex » Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:00 am

If we were to ever start a podcast, that would absolutely be the name though. "One Mountain Opener."

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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:02 am

That is a good name. Or maybe 1 mountain snap keep.


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