Blather On My Wayward Son [9]

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 8:58 pm

Fite me lil bitch, u wont

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 9:08 pm

i will

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 10:24 pm

We shall duel like proper internet neckbeards

...whatever that entails

Checkbox · Postby **Checkbox** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 10:59 pm

the joke is the lack of a dragon

the joke is your sex life

and this is coming from a guy who hasnt been laid in 8 years

Wow good one

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Sun Apr 19, 2015 11:56 pm

cheetos encrusted belly slammers

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 2:36 am

Buddy of mine has successfully gotten everyone at a LGS I go to start playing CS: GO to the point where a good lot of them have largely stopped playing league

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Mon Apr 20, 2015 2:43 pm

the joke is the lack of a dragon

They say virgins sometimes miss dragon posts the first time...

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:58 am

In completly unrelated news, a woman was fired from her job as a vet after a she uploaded a picture of her with a dead cat she claimed to have killed with a bow

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:19 pm

In completly unrelated news, a woman was fired from her job as a vet after a she uploaded a picture of her with a dead cat she claimed to have killed with a bow

The woman was proud of killing that cat just because he was a tomcat. You neuter them, then. You do not kill them. Evil witch deserved to lose her job.

Bhikku · Postby **Bhikku** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:17 pm

maybe the cat killed her family

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:08 pm

what if the cat threatened her family and practice

Bhikku · Postby **Bhikku** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:25 pm

exactly! we don't know the cat's backstory on this.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:28 pm

Did the cat forget to check its privilege?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:36 pm

what if the cat was black

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:38 pm

What if the cat was a single mother who was just trying to get by

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:44 pm

You guys are ridiculous.

Bhikku · Postby **Bhikku** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:44 pm

the vet was taught to kill, but not how to turn it off.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:55 pm

what if the cat was one of us, just a slob like one of us, just a stranger on the bus

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:59 pm

Trying to make his way home.

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:05 pm

According to PETA: "Unwanted animals loose to roam the streets is not a humane option. If they don’t starve, freeze, get hit by a car, or die of disease, they may be tormented and possibly killed by cruel juveniles or picked up by dealers who sell animals to laboratories... Euthanasia is the most compassionate option."

I say, good work, unnamed veterinarian! Thanks for choosing the humane and compassionate alternative to life!

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:06 pm

Plus she's a bow hunter. So that's cool.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:09 pm

you probably fapped to the giraffe killer too

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:09 pm

I fapped to the giraffe like a true compassionatriot

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:13 pm

we need more vigilantes like this vet to wantonly take lives into their own hands

Bhikku · Postby **Bhikku** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:23 pm

on a serious note: fuck PETA

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:28 pm

Agreed. They actually tried to tell me that shearing sheep rips their skin off and that wool is just as inhumane as fur.

They're insane.

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:30 pm

And, no, I'm not going to agree this vet did the "humane" thing in regards to this cat. Yes, he's a tomcat, but he's still a cat. She could have made him fit for adoption if she was that worried about it.

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:33 pm

Wrong thread...

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:33 pm

Maybe she needed to practice her... What's the word for puntería?

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:34 pm

It's only humane if you use a lethal injection.

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:35 pm

Maybe she needed to practice her... What's the word for puntería?

Aim?

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:36 pm

Maybe she needed to practice her... What's the word for puntería?

As in the cat was target practice?

Bhikku · Postby **Bhikku** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:36 pm

Maybe she needed to practice her... What's the word for puntería?

santeria? now things are getting weird. cults are involved, i never suspected it.

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:36 pm

Until some weird vegan-antivaxxer combo says it's not an option either...

Bhikku · Postby **Bhikku** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:36 pm

Agreed. They actually tried to tell me that shearing sheep rips their skin off and that wool is just as inhumane as fur.

They're insane.

I saw that ad, it was pretty ridiculous

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:37 pm

Maybe she needed to practice her... What's the word for puntería?
Aim?

That's the one!

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:19 pm

you probably fapped to the giraffe killer too

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:19 pm

I'm impressed that she was able to get it right in the back of the head.

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:19 pm

It's only humane if you use a lethal injection.

But seriously, this.

Postby **Stardust** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:23 pm

Also, meh.

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