4 Monastery Swiftspear
4 Seeker of the Way
2 Ashcloud Phoenix
4 Dragon Mantle
4 Defiant Strike
4 Titan's Strength
4 Ajani's Presence
4 Magma Jet
4 Deflecting Palm
3 Anger of the Gods
4 Battlefield Forge
4 Temple of Triumph
1 Wind-Scarred Crag
2 Plains
12 Mountain
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I'm a huge retard who falls in love with cards, and I also fall in love with the way certain cards make people feel. Deflecting Palm seems to really make Green players get really pissed off, so I decided to build a deck around it.
Early on you focus on just playing like a normal aggro deck, running a creature or 2 out and throwing spells at it, but if you don't win that way, you start sighing loudly, and acting like every card you draw is the biggest piece of shit you've ever seen. Eventually your opponent decides to attack into you with an Arbor Collosus or whatever big fatty he's decided to play today, and you cast Deflecting Palm on it. You then proceed to suit it up with [card]Titan's Strength[/card], Defiant Strike, or whatever else you have on hand. Shit, they tried to blow up their own guy? [card]Ajani's Presence[/card] is here to save the day.
For added fun, attach Dragon Mantle to your opponents big dumb fatty, and pump it up for him, like a good guy.
Anger of the Gods is here to clear out all the little shit that you don't want to cast a Palm on. Also good because you can cast a spell before casting Anger, and that makes your Prowess guys have 4 Toughness. Ashcloud Phoenix is here for absolutely no reason, but he's a bird, and he likes to party.
Results, thus farm, from testing with the playgroup:
P.S. You shouldn't play this deck.
