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Postby hamfactorial » Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:54 am

Can I tap my Maverick, remove 3 groan counters to boo target comedian off stage?
Tapping your Maverick is in violation of the ham challenge!

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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:55 am

What about Maverick's Goose?
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Postby hamfactorial » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:05 am

It's cooked.

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Postby hamfactorial » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:06 am

:frog: I'll be here all week

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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:06 am

Does MTGO ever freeze up on anybody when the next round in a daily is supposed to start?
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Postby hamfactorial » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:07 am

MTGO freezes/crashes for many strange reasons, my hope is they'll get the bugs ironed out now that maintaining V3 is no longer a priority.

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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:24 am

Tilting pretty hard because I don't understand how to cast Shattering Spree beyond 1 target on MTGO. *RAGE*
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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:25 am

I'm even more mad because now I'm x-2 in this fucking daily.
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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:26 am

The decks I'm facing are fucking awful too - Affinity with Court Homunculus and Frogmite, MBC with Pack Rat and Gatekeepers.
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Postby hamfactorial » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:32 am

Tilting pretty hard because I don't understand how to cast Shattering Spree beyond 1 target on MTGO. *RAGE*
Cast it with a single target, the replicate trigger goes on the stack. When it resolves, you can choose to pay extra [mana]R[/mana] and target different things by clicking on them.

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Postby hamfactorial » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:33 am

LEAVE COURT HOMUNCULUS ALONE

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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:33 am

I'm seriously pissed off.
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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:37 am

An hour ago, I was seriously thinking to myself, "Gee, this V4 isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be. I've had a pretty easy time navigating my way around here, trading, signing up for things, and playing." And then the damn things starts freezing up and engaging in all sorts of fuckery.

I don't get mad playing in paper. Even when I should, considering some of the mouthbreathing neckbearded man-children opponents I've had. But this...I want to ram my fist through my monitor...
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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:38 am

Tilting pretty hard because I don't understand how to cast Shattering Spree beyond 1 target on MTGO. *RAGE*
Cast it with a single target, the replicate trigger goes on the stack. When it resolves, you can choose to pay extra [mana]R[/mana] and target different things by clicking on them.
Noted. Thanks, ham.
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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:39 am

LEAVE COURT HOMUNCULUS ALONE
Fuck that guy. Like, could my opponent literally not spring for a fucking Vault Skirge?
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Postby TBuzzsaw » Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:28 am

This also just happened at the event:

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Postby zemanjaski » Sun Jul 27, 2014 10:35 am

I went 11-1 in draft this weekend. Draft green.
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Postby LP, of the Fires » Sun Jul 27, 2014 10:42 am

How'd my weekend go? Met an NFL player, been hanging with him since friday night. Tag teamed a chick, went to some super exclusive club shit and got in free. Gonna pick up more chicks in an hour.

Seriously need to change things in my life because I love balling with uptown niggas.
You gotta understand, I love the beatdown. I really do. I always have.

Beatdown is hard, though.


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Postby TBuzzsaw » Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:05 am

How'd my weekend go? Met an NFL player, been hanging with him since friday night. Tag teamed a chick, went to some super exclusive club shit and got in free. Gonna pick up more chicks in an hour.

Seriously need to change things in my life because I love balling with uptown niggas.


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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:27 pm

It's not gay if you don't look him directly in the eye.
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Postby magicdownunder » Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:45 pm

CURSE YOU!!! jsilv for promoting Ensoul Artifact for Modern Robots in the spike thread...

Now I can look forward too dealing with quoting jsilv "5/5 Indestructible (AKA: the FU play)", though I also rate 5/5 lifelink flying, pesto haste creature as something nasty as well.
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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:52 pm

CURSE YOU!!! jsilv for promoting Ensoul Artifact for Modern Robots in the spike thread...

Now I can look forward too dealing with quoting jsilv "5/5 Indestructible (AKA: the FU play)", though I also rate 5/5 lifelink flying, pesto haste creature as something nasty as well.
It was happening all day at the GP yesterday.
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Postby Valdarith » Sun Jul 27, 2014 3:06 pm

A burn player is currently undefeated at the GP.
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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 3:23 pm

A burn player is currently undefeated at the GP.
Dat Scrumper...
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Postby magicdownunder » Sun Jul 27, 2014 3:29 pm

A burn player is currently undefeated at the GP.
:bravo: and :suicide: at the same time (incoming hate).
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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 3:58 pm

I don't know where this: :suicide: came from, but it's fucking awesome! :frog: :frog: :frog: :suicide:
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:40 pm

CURSE YOU!!! jsilv for promoting Ensoul Artifact for Modern Robots in the spike thread...

Now I can look forward too dealing with quoting jsilv "5/5 Indestructible (AKA: the FU play)", though I also rate 5/5 lifelink flying, pesto haste creature as something nasty as well.
Why is it indestructible?

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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:43 pm

It is when it's on a Citadel.
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:47 pm

Oh. That's cool I guess...

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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:49 pm

Turn 2 5/5 indestructible? Ha...ha....ha....... :suicide:
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:54 pm

:shrug: I play dismember in the sideboard lol

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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:36 pm

When you mindslaver someone you get to look at their sideboard?!

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Postby Jack » Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:43 pm

Yes.
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:45 pm

How and why? Lol

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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:58 pm

Cuz you're controlling them on they're turn. You can also spend their money on a drink too....
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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:58 pm

Just kidding about the drink part.
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Postby hamfactorial » Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:59 pm

If your opponent has a girlfriend under 300 lbs you could cop a feel.

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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 6:25 pm

That is definitely known to be true.
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Sun Jul 27, 2014 6:52 pm

What action allows you to decide to look at your sideboard on your turn?

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Postby Khaospawn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 6:54 pm

The "I'm gonna look at my sideboard because I can" rule?
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