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Yeah you really need to switch to a monotheistic if you're going to talk people into doing stuff. Polys/omnis just can't talk dogma.
"Trust me, son, god wants us to do this."
"Which one?"
"Um... Horus?"
"Isn't he the one that killed his own soul for being inside of him?"
"Shit, um, Kali?"
"I've seen too much Indiana Jones to believe this ends well. I'm pulling up my pants now."
"Fuck."
"Trust me, son, god wants us to do this."
"Which one?"
"Um... Horus?"
"Isn't he the one that killed his own soul for being inside of him?"
"Shit, um, Kali?"
"I've seen too much Indiana Jones to believe this ends well. I'm pulling up my pants now."
"Fuck."
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next-level doxxing
So it turns out that the state of California has what are called "self-policing" laws that allow for public offices to release periodic surveillance video records to the public; they do this, ostensibly, as a form of quality control on government employees, letting the public (and your coworkers) view your daily life inside the office to make sure you are obeying the rules and on-task. Of course for ease of use most of these video records are released onto websites, and even better to save on bandwidth and server space these videos are usually uploaded as a series of still images instead of rolling video.
Now, in a case of the strongest serendipity, I recently acquired a pretty kick-ass video card, and I'm bored as hell 'cuz I'm just baking for the big day, so I've gone ahead and downloaded some 17-point facial-recognition software; my plan is now to give the Google autodork that photo of
Ben I have lying around and see if its searches yield any comical results. If nothing else, a null result will tell me the value of my doxxing skills and/or my video card's capabilities, so it seems like a truly valuable use of my time regardless. ^_0 I've gone ahead and attached a tertiary image of a spliff to the search parameters 'cuz that seems like the most obvious indiscretion, but if anyone else has any ideas for any other stuff I could add to his image to make for a truly embarrassing capture I'm all ears.
Now, in a case of the strongest serendipity, I recently acquired a pretty kick-ass video card, and I'm bored as hell 'cuz I'm just baking for the big day, so I've gone ahead and downloaded some 17-point facial-recognition software; my plan is now to give the Google autodork that photo of
Ben I have lying around and see if its searches yield any comical results. If nothing else, a null result will tell me the value of my doxxing skills and/or my video card's capabilities, so it seems like a truly valuable use of my time regardless. ^_0 I've gone ahead and attached a tertiary image of a spliff to the search parameters 'cuz that seems like the most obvious indiscretion, but if anyone else has any ideas for any other stuff I could add to his image to make for a truly embarrassing capture I'm all ears.
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next-level baking
Also, totes trying peanut butter as an emulsifier in this pumpkin pie, we'll see if anybody notices.
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Oh, it's funny as hell and you know it. That is, as long as you're willing to make the far leaps in logic required to follow the line of reasoning.
While you're here though, Dusty, can you tell me what's up with Sene's fun new obsession of sitting in the main forums? For the life of me I can't imagine why he wouldn't at least poke around.
While you're here though, Dusty, can you tell me what's up with Sene's fun new obsession of sitting in the main forums? For the life of me I can't imagine why he wouldn't at least poke around.
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