So what rustles your jimmies?

[LP, of the Fires]

I would never wish that evil upon someone.

[DarthStabber]

Also new shows. Fox, MSNBC, CNN, they're all terrible, no matter what party you're aligned with.

I enjoy bbc news for this reason. They are primarily reporting to people who can't vote in us elections, so they have no axe to to grind.

The Midwest. Ain't nobody got time for tornado's, ice storms, 98% humidty, and random blizzards.

yeah, I live in the midwaste and it pisses me off too.

Condoms. A necessary evil(no religious subcontent).

annoying, but better than aids or baquote

Marines. Those motherfuckers are loud, obnoxious, and stupid. The only substance known to man to unite Soldiers and Sailors in a bar fight.

and the airman
in the back just keeps drinking and laughs.

Dudes talking about there dicks seriously. Joking about your dick is fine and encouraged. Actually talking about how big your dick is and how the bitches love it is dumb, especially when women are around. The best way to get a bitch interested in your junk is to keep her in the dark about it(or be black ).

I can tell you from personal experience/disappointment that the more someone brags about their junk, the smaller it is. Also the average black dick is still within one standard of deviation of the average white dick, which means just because you are black doesn't mean that you are bigger than any individual white guy. Weirdly there was a study that showed gay dicks are bigger than straight dicks, by roughly the same amount as black - white, which tells you why white rightwing extremists hate both so bad.

[LP, of the Fires]

I should right a book about my Airman Experience:

It's not Science Fiction, We drank everyday!

[DarthStabber]

I should right a book about my Airman Experience:

It's not Science Fiction, We drank everyday!

Yeah, that's the airforce for ya. I kinda miss it. There was a guy in the dorms that made this amazing riot punch that lead to half the dorms being drunk everytime he made it.

[LP, of the Fires]

YES WE HAD THE SAME THING.

Only there was everclear in the mix so it just made people hostile after 3 or so hours.

[DarthStabber]

YES WE HAD THE SAME THING.

Only there was everclear in the mix so it just made people hostile after 3 or so hours.

Of course they got hostile, that's why it's called riot punch.

[Wraith223]

Folks who hit the brakes on every turn driving 10-20 miles under the speed limit.

Checkers at Walmart or H-E-B that want to tell me their life's story.

The store has 20 check out isles and only 3 are open with 30 people in line.

The USPS mail system keeps pushing the posting of mail further out into the day. Used to be 10AM > now 12:15Pm WTF!

Folks who buy a 15 different Lotto tickets, scratch them off in line, and then buys gas while I am in a hurry!

Folks who will disregard my point in a forum to argue why I used a gender specific term, list a crap load of political party issues topics for you to get lost in, use a reference from an expert or facts only known to C-SPAN viewers, and have general diarrhea of the key board. I don't give a shit. STAY ON TOPIC.

Folks who use Aerosol scent sprays at levels only a fat guy rolling in a day old egg salad sandwich should.