[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:30 pm

She's legal in Modern. So by that logic, she's ...

Barely legal.

TubeHunter · Postby **TubeHunter** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:32 pm

If only Jaya was legal we'd have a sexy curve.

lol

Self Medicated · Postby **Self Medicated** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:38 pm

If only Jaya was legal we'd have a sexy curve.

All of my decks have a sexy curve...

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:41 pm

Imma go find a redhead to have sex with.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:42 pm

I thought you preferred the dark hairs?

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:43 pm

Tea drinkers:

Suggestions for a tea to keep me up working graveyard? Trying to keep the suga low.

Anything with Yerba Mate in it will give you the same rush as coffee without the crash afterword. It's the best option.

Failing that, Black tea has the highest caffeine content - as Helios pointed out. You may want to go for a Chai blend as the cinnamon and other spices will increase blood flow and get more oxygen to your brain.

If you want to go a route without all the caffeine, get the purest shade-grown green tea you can find. Matcha, if you can find it/afford it, will kick you so hard in the face with vitamin B and C you'll be smokin' bitches at work. Gyokuro is good, too.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:44 pm

Tea drinkers:

Suggestions for a tea to keep me up working graveyard? Trying to keep the suga low.
Kaze works at Teavana, so he can help you out here. Assuming he's not plundering the depths of his new trainee, that is.

She doesn't start training till Thursday.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:45 pm

I thought you preferred the dark hairs?

What is life without variety?

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:50 pm

I thought you preferred the dark hairs?
What is life without variety?

Yo redthirst I'm happy for you and ima let you finish but redheads are the best women of all time.

-drops mic-

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:52 pm

Best for sex? Maybe.

Best for spending any amount of non-sex time with? I disagree.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:53 pm

Best for sex? Maybe.

Best for spending any amount of non-sex time with? I disagree.

You're entitled to your opinion and all, but you're just plain fucking wrong.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:53 pm

... non-sex time? With a redhead? I'm very confused.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:57 pm

I've never had non-sex time with a female in my life...?

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:02 pm

Okay. On a crazy scale of 1 to 10, most women fall in the 9.5 to 10 range, correct?

Every redhead falls into about the 9000+ range. Give-or-take 100.

Which is great when you want her to take out her daddy issues on your dick using the $3000 worth of gymnastic lessons he made her take.

It's less good when you want to watch AGoT and she decides that it's your fault Rob Stark is dead because you knew it was going to happen and did nothing.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:03 pm

Best for sex? Maybe.

Best for spending any amount of non-sex time with? I disagree.

All of my this

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:11 pm

Okay. On a crazy scale of 1 to 10, most women fall in the 9.5 to 10 range, correct?

Every redhead falls into about the 9000+ range. Give-or-take 100.

Which is great when you want her to take out her daddy issues on your dick using the $3000 worth of gymnastic lessons he made her take.

It's less good when you want to watch AGoT and she decides that it's your fault Rob Stark is dead because you knew it was going to happen and did nothing.

I can't refute any of this, your reasoning is sound.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:12 pm

Howdy guests. Put your feet up and enjoy the fire.

Perhaps Kaze could interest you in a nice cup of tea?

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:20 pm

Okay. On a crazy scale of 1 to 10, most women fall in the 9.5 to 10 range, correct?

Every redhead falls into about the 9000+ range. Give-or-take 100.

Which is great when you want her to take out her daddy issues on your dick using the $3000 worth of gymnastic lessons he made her take.

It's less good when you want to watch AGoT and she decides that it's your fault Rob Stark is dead because you knew it was going to happen and did nothing.

I know they say "your mileage my vary," but holy shit I didn't realize the variance was this high. My ex was pretty normal when you put it like this.

Helios · Postby **Helios** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:24 pm

I love you guys.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:28 pm

I honestly thought only women and homosexuals drank tea in America. Huh.

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:32 pm

I honestly thought only women and homosexuals drank tea in America. Huh.

I don't drink tea, so there goes that theory.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:39 pm

I literally laughed out loud, Alex

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:57 pm

I honestly thought only women and homosexuals drank tea in America. Huh.

And I honestly thought that only intelligent human beings were allowed in this clan.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:58 pm

Boom, motherfucker.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:59 pm

I honestly thought only women and homosexuals drank tea in America. Huh.
And I honestly thought that only intelligent human beings were allowed in this clan.

I'd say that too, if I was a closeted tea drinker.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:00 pm

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:03 pm

DO THEY DRINK TEA IN WHAT?

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:04 pm

Indiana ain't no country I ever heard of!

Haplo19 · Postby **Haplo19** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:04 pm

Relevant Journalism:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/fancy- ... -tea,2317/

<lurk lurk lurk>

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:16 pm

Recently invested in a thermogenic as a means to help me work the rest of this stubborn weight off.

I'm not sure if I want to run a mile or curl into a ball and cry.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:17 pm

Don't be a bitch, get out there and find that fuckin' dog.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:23 pm

Barely legal.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:24 pm

Yarpus · Postby **Yarpus** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:40 pm

Redthirst, do you really believe in that piece of shit deck on Sally? Really? REALLY?
Consider me disappointed.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:43 pm

Redthirst, do you really believe in that piece of shit deck on Sally? Really? REALLY?

Boros Midrange? I think it could have legs if properly constructed. In fact, I don't see a whole lot of reason to even play mono Red Midrange when a white splash is so easy.

Consider me disappointed.

Meh, I'll live.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:45 pm

Relevant Journalism:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/fancy- ... -tea,2317/

<lurk lurk lurk>

Fuck bagged tea.

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:46 pm

Relevant Journalism:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/fancy- ... -tea,2317/

<lurk lurk lurk>
Fuck bagged tea.

Goddamned tea baggers.

Alex · Postby **Alex** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:46 pm

Boros Charm is a pretty good card last time I checked.

LP, of the Fires · Postby **LP, of the Fires** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:48 pm

I think Boros is better then Mono-red midrange personally.

I also really like the idea of Aurelia, either main or out of the board since it's something that actually just wins the game.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:50 pm

Relevant Journalism:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/fancy- ... -tea,2317/

<lurk lurk lurk>
Fuck bagged tea.
Goddamned tea baggers.

Roman helmet time.

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