John McAfee to be deported from Guatemala

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John McAfee to be deported from Guatemala

Postby ( G_R ) » Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:09 am

Founder of McAfee Inc., mostly known for their antivirus, entered the country illegally. He is wanted by Belizean authorities for questioning about the murder of his neighbor. He had two heart attacks in jail:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ds-newsxml

http://www.prensalibre.com/noticias/jus ... 17655.html
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets
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Postby HowlingMad » Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:29 am

He got caught because of a photo from an article in Vice magazine:

The Vice article.
About how he got caught

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Postby ( G_R ) » Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:31 am

The lawyer he hired is supposedly the best lawyer in Guatemala, and is infamous for acting as a defense attorney in high profile corruption/genocide cases, including former presidents Efraín Ríos-Montt and Alfonso Portillo.
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Postby ExarionUniverse1 » Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:43 pm

The lawyer he hired is supposedly the best lawyer in Guatemala, and is infamous for acting as a defense attorney in high profile corruption/genocide cases, including former presidents Efraín Ríos-Montt and Alfonso Portillo.
Which does not make his case any easier , since the Judges probably hate the lawyer.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:20 pm

He entered Guatemala like a virus enters a McAfee-protected system
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Postby ( G_R ) » Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:03 pm

He's getting deported to the US (oh the irony) because the law says he must be deported to his own country, and also because supposedly Belizean authorities wanted him for questioning only and not to arrest him.
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Postby ein » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:32 pm

He entered Guatemala like a virus enters a McAfee-protected system
Via an email attachment from Guatemala's grandmother?
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