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Shortbread
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:17 pm
by Stardust
Just gotta say, there is nothing corrupt about shortbread cookies. No way.
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:18 pm
by Stardust
Oh yeah, down with Scumbag, etc, etc.
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:37 pm
by rcwraspy
Perhaps nothing innately corrupt, but have you analyzed them for foreign substances? I suggest quarantine until the matter can be resolved.
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:58 pm
by Stardust
Don't worry, they are quite effectively quarantined by several layers of skin, muscle and stomach lining. Those cookies aren't getting out for at least 12 hours. Will advise.
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:03 pm
by Stardust
I ate four more, just to be sure.
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:37 pm
by rcwraspy
Quarantine the bathroom!
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:29 pm
by Stardust
They're back and oh my god are they corrupt. In a panic, I flushed. Hopefully their corruption doesn't find its way to some backwater MTG internet forum. If they do, I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry.
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:39 pm
by rcwraspy
They have resurfaced:
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=30667
In related news, you've destroyed more of my notes