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Lurker

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 4:33 am
by DocLawless
I've been lurking for about a year. Haven't really committed to the community because about the same time I joined the forum I started planning my wedding. Which happened last Sunday. :jam: So I've been cold turkey with Magic since about March, because it was either afford the wedding my wife wanted or look at Magic cards and be compelled to spend all my money on them.

I have been a representing redbro since Ice Age.

Last I checked, this site and MTGS were gold mines of resources. But I think I want to move completely over to this site because while I was gone, MTGS apparently became... I think the politically correct term is "not helpful anymore".

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Stuff Nobody Cares About!
I'm new to Standard and competitive play, strictly speaking. I only got heavily involved last October when I giant cardboard cutout of Jace imposed itself upon my local Wal-Mart. Prior to that I was just dicking around at the kitchen table.

Last season I played Rakis. This season I started out on Mythic Midrange, but shelved it because I don't feel like it's in the right place just yet... also because nobody developing RBW was getting along, much less helping. I moved to Devotion Red, and from there to PyroRed, and now I'm on PyroWhite. Or Walter White. Or Heisenburn. Or whatever the hell we're calling it now.

In Modern I play Affinity, because I'm a dick.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 4:36 am
by Kazekirimaru
Welcome.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:02 am
by Captain Murphy
Whats up man, we have a lot of redbros kicking around here!

Enjoy your stay

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 1:46 pm
by redthirst
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:rofl:

Yeah, that's pretty accurate. Welcome.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:34 pm
by DocLawless
Thanks guys.

I gotta ask, because I don't want to dig through a year's worth of backlog looking for the drama: what happened on MTGS that made FoS decide to migrate?

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:48 pm
by redthirst
Basically the mods told us that we weren't free to talk about whatever we wanted to in our clan thread and that, if we continued to do so, we'd all be suspended/banned and the clan would be shut down.

So we went somewhere else.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:44 pm
by DocLawless
What, the Ham Challenge was too sensitive a subject for them?

We seem better off being here.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:58 pm
by redthirst
Mostly talking about what a fucktard RivalTuna was, iirc.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 10:16 pm
by DocLawless
I have this vague recollection of associating that username with someone who is a complete tool.

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:29 am
by Kazekirimaru
That would be correct.

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:53 am
by Kaitscralt
actually according to WCT, rivaltuna was a child prodigy pussyhound

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:41 pm
by DocLawless
Well I found his Vampirefreaks.com profile, and WTC is not correct in that regard.

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:29 pm
by redthirst
lol. link?

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:10 pm
by DocLawless
http://vampirefreaks.com/Rivaltuna
Second result on Google, along with his X-Box Live profile, his Youtube channel and his Bungie account. If I look hard enough I can probably find his Facebook too.

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:28 pm
by redthirst
Yup. Just as badass as I remember.

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:42 pm
by Helios
From his profile:

"I don't particularly enjoy talking about music, since it's a popular topic"

He's so pretentious it hurts to read.

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:57 pm
by redthirst
It hurts to read because he's a rainbow belt in Kung Maga. Even his words are so tough that they're kicking your brain's ass.

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 4:23 pm
by DocLawless
I'll give him this: dude's got massive internet balls.

And speaking as a guy who's into martial arts ("into" as in "digs", not "is proficient with"), there's a big difference between training for your health/self-defense and training to win tournaments. One teaches you second place means you lost, the other teaches you second place means you're dead. Tournament schools will shove you through a black belt in about a year or two. If you're just doing it for your health, they won't even accept you. You won't compete so you won't win them any money. And they routinely shit out classes full of little fuckers with the same attitude. Kids like this fucking disgust me.