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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:52 pm
by hamfactorial
FIFY (include the http:// in the tag)

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:05 pm
by Second Harkius
adult swim "humor"

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:05 pm
by Second Harkius
so bad.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:11 pm
by Captain Murphy
Terrible, I don't know how they think they can make a series out of that

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:21 pm
by Second Harkius
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#ThreadCowardice

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 8:29 pm
by Blackhound
Who scared Kijin off ?

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 8:47 pm
by Stardust
Me.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 8:49 pm
by Blackhound
Oh ok then.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:00 pm
by Stardust
Two years from now, badman will come back. Having turned his life around, he's no longer fat, no longer angry and in a happy relationship with a girl with only a few mental issues. Around the same time, Kijin returns as well having lost his job after overzealously reporting on a false claim that Michael Jordan was joining the Green Bay Packers.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:01 pm
by Stardust
Kazekirimaru returns a year later after finally breaking out of an abusive and controlling relationship with an Amish girl. Madding disappears shortly thereafter under similar circumstances.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:02 pm
by Stardust
Yanni is dead and never comes back. :(

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:03 pm
by Blackhound
Rezombad, Corruption watch ?

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:04 pm
by Blackhound
Manders ?

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:06 pm
by Stardust
Rezombad, Corruption watch ?
Both simply moved on to greener pastures, eventually finding love amid the tangle of bickering and deception that was their initial relationship.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:10 pm
by Stardust
Manders ?
Manders, convinced that she had caught cancer from her mother-in-law, fled to the jungles of Guatemala for medical treatment since American doctors refused to work with her. 19 months from today she will return to America, cancer free, with a strong belief in voodoo to go with her recurring malaria fevers.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:33 pm
by Second Harkius
it is funny how many people have the impulse to flee the internet when faced with real life problems.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:33 pm
by Second Harkius
you'd think they'd sink deeper into their online personas.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:41 pm
by Kaitscralt
Manders ?
Manders, convinced that she had caught cancer from her mother-in-law, fled to the jungles of Guatemala for medical treatment since American doctors refused to work with her. 19 months from today she will return to America, cancer free, with a strong belief in voodoo to go with her recurring malaria fevers.
hunger level red

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:43 pm
by Kaitscralt
Kazekirimaru returns a year later after finally breaking out of an abusive and controlling relationship with an Amish girl. Madding disappears shortly thereafter under similar circumstances.
I would do a free willy jump over a beaming child into an apartment

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:49 pm
by Second Harkius
Users browsing this forum: Still Spam and 9 guests

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:49 pm
by Second Harkius
9 guests debating on what online personas they want to use on DTR.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:54 pm
by Second Harkius
here are some personas that haven't been taken:

sexually repressed religious guy
racist middle aged biker dude
weeaboo with substance issues
Nikki Minaj stalker
guy who claims to put up good mtg results but never offers proof
fat housewife who keeps talking about her failed diets
Somali pirate
Arctic explorer
Barack Obama's personal dog groomer
Jimmy Hoffa
dumpy alternative music guy with facial piercings

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:58 pm
by Second Harkius
personas that have been taken:

Hospital security guard
Vengeful rocket scientist
South American office manager who is contemplating an affair
Japanese girl
Navy sailor
Marine
Black dude who is actually white
Australian stoner kid
Angry retired MTGS mod
Nerdy goth who catches pedos for a living
Misogynist beta male who goes X-2 at every FNM
Man who wants to be a woman
Man who was spurned by his girlfriend and can't get over it
Suburbanite wrestling fan who loses to children at card games
Tryhard with a ponytail

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:03 pm
by Second Harkius
speaking of Nikki Minaj....dat Anaconda video.... :o

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:08 pm
by Second Harkius
I was shaken to my core.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:10 pm
by Second Harkius
I haven't been that shaken since I visited DTR and saw all of the vile comments that were posted there.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:13 pm
by Kaitscralt
DTR spurned guest

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:14 pm
by hamfactorial
I was shaken to my core.
:ohdear:

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:16 pm
by Kaitscralt
left my keys on my desk, took bus home, walked home from bus stop when I realized my error, sitting outside waiting for Belza to get home, watching neighborhood like a newborn vampire

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:21 pm
by Second Harkius
has anyone seen that new show The Strain? is it any good?

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:22 pm
by Second Harkius
left my keys on my desk, took bus home, walked home from bus stop when I realized my error, sitting outside waiting for Belza to get home, watching neighborhood like a newborn vampire
I know what you need:

Image

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:30 pm
by hamfactorial
has anyone seen that new show The Strain? is it any good?
It's above average, but it won't knock your socks off.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:33 pm
by Second Harkius
has anyone seen that new show The Strain? is it any good?
It's above average, but it won't knock your socks off.
so it's no "Anaconda" by Nikki Minaj.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:38 pm
by Second Harkius
the song is crap so just put it on mute and enjoy the .... production values.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:39 pm
by Second Harkius
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the 9 guests have left to research their new personas.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:41 pm
by Kaitscralt
has anyone seen that new show The Strain? is it any good?
It's above average, but it won't knock your socks off.
so it's no "Anaconda" by Nikki Minaj.
because it knocked your sock off your foot and onto your dick

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:42 pm
by hamfactorial
has anyone seen that new show The Strain? is it any good?
It's above average, but it won't knock your socks off.
so it's no "Anaconda" by Nikki Minaj.
because it knocked your sock off your foot and onto your dick
:rate5:

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:27 pm
by ( G_R )
Once upon a time there were jungles in Guatemala.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:27 pm
by ( G_R )
Our doctors are top notch BTW.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:28 pm
by ( G_R )
Not all of them.