Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:11 pm
Another morning busride to downtown shitcity and an empty DTR to show for it
Another Dead MTG Board
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You say that like I didn't immediately egosearch my name first thing after I got back.My earlier guess was that you got into trouble for befriending a twelve year old girl at the camp
Wasn't "ahh pendy got banned for no raisin" the whole basis of stardusts "we need watchdogs you corrupt fucks" argument?You might be the partner Stardust has been needing instead of these FoS duds
Yeah, what this guy said. Lampshadin' lampshadin' all day long.Well who's going to dare to say that his account wasn't hacked after he was banned and that someone is impersonating him as we speak?
Who will dare?
Definitely long-sleeve weather.its cold outside
Nah, not that cold.Sweater weather if you may
kaze doesn't wear scarves because that guy in naruto did it and he's so above anime it's not even funnyKaze stops wearing scarves in appropriate scarf weather because everyone else is doing it
Here's a fun game to play, choose all that apply:
While gone, Pendulum:
[A] - got fed up with the status quo and decided to fight back by becoming a pirate; got into trouble with the law for selling cracked smartphones to people who might or might not be trustworthy enough own a heater
- made enough money selling heaters to throw coming-out parties for all of his friends, regardless of sexual/gender orientation
- met girls at said parties who really, really like to have threesomes while watching Japanese anime
[D] - learned during one of these tete-a-tetes, thanks to banging one girl who happens to be an internet security expert, of a rather unexpected vulnerability in Sally's protocols; spends two months in jail contemplating
whether or not it would be in anyone's best interests to just pull the damn plug and end the whole shebang
[E] - learned Japanese
[F] - moved to Texas, learned why they have screwy rules; it's because Texas has too many people and all of the laws there are based on the principle of getting rid of all the idiots
[G] - Um, was abducted by aliens I guess?
Kaze stops wearing scarves in appropriate scarf weather because everyone else is doing it
I've graduated to the cravat, tyvmkaze doesn't wear scarves because that guy in naruto did it and he's so above anime it's not even funnyKaze stops wearing scarves in appropriate scarf weather because everyone else is doing it
He's not really back. Now he's just another Scumbag gimmick.Guize, how are we gonna troll Pendulum and/or claim he was bannu'd due to corruptionz now that he's back? D:
You forgot the fedora, scarf, black leather trenchcoat and mom and dad sitting on the couch in the background