Dies to Removal

i got 28 store credit for my thoughtseize and my bulk rares.

used it all and spent 18 for edh singles

I had to set up a tow yesterday for a vehicle whose damage description said "Suicide." I thought, "Oh, wow this guy slammed his truck into a brick wall."

No. I was informed by a local tow provider homeboy "Blew his head off" inside the truck. Damn, woman! Ever heard of tact!

Suicidal tact

I found the waze forums version of harkius. lol

Well, the guy just signs his posts. That's it. Haven't really checked if he deletes posts, trolls uncontrollably, or is a master of passive aggressiveness.

Maybe it IS him.

Suicidal tact

Seriously.

When I first got the request, I thought it was a case of guy-smashes-vehicle-into-a-wall-cause-fuck-it-all. I was not correct.

Suicidal tact

Seriously.

When I first got the request, I thought it was a case of guy-smashes-vehicle-into-a-wall-cause-fuck-it-all. I was not correct.

do you get those?

Haven't so far, but I've heard of them.

at least its better than an on purpose head on collision, adding homicide of an innocent person to their own suicide.

at least its better than an on purpose head on collision, adding homicide of an innocent person to their own suicide.

This is very true.

Read an article written by a guy who was driving on a narrow mountain road with his son when some guy in a sports car tried to suicide-by-car-crash. Guy's quick reflexes got them enough out of the way that they just crashed into the mountainside while the other guy went over the guard rail and off a cliff (getting his wish). The whole point of the article was to discourage people who want to commit suicide from taking that option. If you're going to kill yourself, kill yourself! There was a perfectly good cliff right there, you bastard!

Read an article written by a guy who was driving on a narrow mountain road with his son when some guy in a sports car tried to suicide-by-car-crash. Guy's quick reflexes got them enough out of the way that they just crashed into the mountainside while the other guy went over the guard rail and off a cliff (getting his wish). The whole point of the article was to discourage people who want to commit suicide from taking that option. If you're going to kill yourself, kill yourself! There was a perfectly good cliff right there, you bastard!

Great moral!!

Maybe I won't tell that one to my kid quite yet...

im building phage commander btw. torpor orb, plat angel and sundial helps against the 'lose the game'

Maybe I won't tell that one to my kid quite yet...

Not all great morals are kid-friendly.

im building phage commander btw. torpor orb, plat angel and sundial helps against the 'lose the game'

What do you think this is, a Magic website?

New commander land too!

i have 2 crypt ghasts because i bought one then cannibalized the mono black precon.

travis woo goes full nazi, gets banned from channelfireball.

Sexy

What the hell, guys!? Not a single mention of Commander 2015!? I didn't even know it was coming out! How could you do this to me!?

do we need to tell you everything that happens?

@Commander2015

Bad joke

This is supposed to be a Magic: the Gathering forum. I guess I'll have to get my Magic news from some other, more considerate website.

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People say the precons suck, though some claim the cards are full of flavor or something so YMMV.

I think these things were just spoiled in like one swoop instead of the usual card-by-card spoiler

i collect them.

my scythe, caged sun and erebos came in. w00t

Christmas approaching...

phage came today. deck might not be complete, but i think its fun enough for sunday.

jesus christ paris is in pain

Shit's fucked up.

how is no one here talking about ash vs evil dead.

how is no one here talking about ash vs evil dead.

Haven't seen it.

how is no one here talking about ash vs evil dead.

What do we have to tell you about everything?

Waka waka waka waka Flocka waka waka Flocka waka waka waka Flocka waka Flocka.

Those are actual lyrics from Waka Flocka Flames smash hit from his seminal album FLOCKAVELI, "Hard in da Paint"

I appreciate that Waka Flocka realized not to capitalize the "D" in "da". As a replacement for "the", it would be inappropriate to capatalize. What a respect for grammar.