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Real card talk, Vol. 9 feat. Kait + 8

Volume 9: this time it's for real

Cards the Cards Podcast episode 1: Dig Through Whine

The gang talks about the recent update to the Modern banlist, its impact on the upcoming Pro Tour and the possible return of esteemed set designer Zac Hill.

Plus, a spicy Abzan midrange brew sure to get your rhino stamping!

Rhino Siege 1WBG

Enchantment

As Rhino Siege enters the battlefield, choose Khans or Dragons.

If you chose Khans, at the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
If you chose Dragons, at the beginning of your upkeep, put a 4/5 Rhino token with trample onto the battlefield.

Rhinos of Tarkir, set 4 of 3 in the Khans of Tarkir block.

Pro Tour Rhino, coming to a sweat filled crack lodge near you

Coming 2016, From the Vault: Rhinos

Planes of metal. Planes of Asian stereotypes. Planes of 5 different planes. Planes of one big city. The one common factor pulling these planes together? Rhinos. In From the Vault: Rhinos, you'll see some of the best Rhino -- and Rhino themed -- cards from across Magic: the Gathering's storied history in premium foil. Who can forget such standout cards that have been printed like sideboard technology standard Rhox Faithmender? Or occasional 14th draft pick Horncaller's Chant? Or that card that never really fit into any Bant constructed deck Rhox War Monk?

Find these -- and so many more -- in this new, limited print run boxed set sold exclusively at brick-and-mortar Magic: the Gathering retailers near you.

Each boxed set comes with 15 premium foil Magic: the Gathering cards, at least one probably printed for the first time in foil, a special Spindown life counter, and 5 premium foil Rhino creature tokens.

Summer 2016, it's time to release the beast, if instead of beasts you meant Rhinos because that's the creature type common throughout the cards in this boxed set.

It is customary of every vault to have a new card from a future set

I present to you a teaser

Zing Zong, Siegiest of Rhinos

Zing Zong, Siegiest of Rhinos [mana]1wbg[/mana]
Legendary Creature - Rhino Soldier
Trample
Other Rhino creatures you control get +2/+2 and trample.
Whenever a Rhino creature you control enters the battlefield, target opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
4/5

fixed ^

Seems siegy.

If a spell or ability an opponent controls would cause Zing Zong to be discarded, you win the game.

An entire plane of siege rhinos created by a siege rhino planeswalker.
Can you picture it?

Rhinar, Siegemaster 1WBG
Planeswalker -- Rhinar
+1: Gain 3 life.
-2: Each opponent loses 3 life.
-15: For each opponent, put a 4/5 white, black, and green Rhino creature token onto the battlefield that has Trample and "When this enters the battlefield, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life."
4

I just shed a tear at its beauty

An entire plane of siege rhinos created by a siege rhino planeswalker.
Can you picture it?

i did and lost vision in both eyes

Rhinar, Siegemaster 1WBG
Planeswalker -- Rhinar
+1: Gain 3 life.
-2: Each opponent loses 3 life.
-15: For each opponent, put a 4/5 white, black, and green Rhino creature token onto the battlefield that has Trample and "When this enters the battlefield, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life."
4

it's like scaling everest

Rhino Siege 1WBG
Sorcery
Each opponent loses 3 life for each Rhino you control.
Gain 3 life for each Rhino you control.
"Rhinar sieged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly, he just sieged."
-Anafenza, the Foremost

First, he came for Standard. Then, he came for Modern. Last, he came for me.

- Legacy, final words.

I wager that Siege Rhino is the perfect Magic card.

Well, it got Birthing Pod banned, so it's doing something right.

or wrong

wroinght

Mr. President, it's about the Siege Rhino. We've lost control of him.

First, he came for Standard. Then, he came for Modern. Last, he came for me.

- Legacy, final words.

I would by lying if I said that nobody is trying to play that in legacy

Why reanimate Griselbrand when I could just hardcast Siege Rhino?

Why play island when you can play 4choke.dec

Choke doesn't effect Rhino

4 choke
X number of rhinos, where x>=1
3 Sylvan Library

get in that butt

Justs gets in that ASS

stampede of choke

When all creatures have 5 toughness and 4 attack, no creatures will.

If you think about it, Tarmogoyf is just a 2-mana siege rhino with no enters the battlefield effect.

If you think about it, Delver of Secrets is just a smaller siege rhino with flying.

If you think about it, force of will is just a siege rhino that counters a spell and can't attack or block.

If you think about it, Siege Rhino is just a rhino, trying to get by.

Instead of measuring cards in Time Walks, we should really be using Siege Rhino as the measuring stick by which all cards are judged.

If you think about it, Siege Rhino is just a rhino, trying to get by.

All in all, you're just another rhino in the siege.

I was once a Magic player like you until I took a rhino to the siege.