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Dragons

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:47 pm
by Tom Servo
:viking:

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:50 pm
by Tom Servo
Yeah, that sounds about right. And you're totally sexist against women, manders. They know what you mean when you say it, and sometimes it's contradictory, or completely irrelevant, to what you thought that you thought.

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:51 pm
by Tom Servo
I've seen the mountain top, I am a believer.

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:53 pm
by Tom Servo
Dry land is a myth

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:25 pm
by NoHomers
So can anyone explain why? Is it just stubbornness at this point to not remove the worst mod and the one that causes the most drama everywhere he goes?

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:28 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
cause

FRIENDSHIP

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:38 pm
by Tom Servo
It could be any number of reasons. It will never be anything but a comedy show. If you can be sure of anything it's that mtgstaff will lie, contradict themselves, and target their user base on a daily basis. They think biggest means best, so to maintain the status quo is their prime directive.

That and they're mostly just a bunch of idiots that are only good for a laugh.

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:49 pm
by Tom Servo
I have a massive toothache. It makes me want to stomp around like Godzilla.

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:56 pm
by Tom Servo
If there was a micro-machine sized city anywhere near me they would need watch out

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:02 pm
by Azrael
So can anyone explain why? Is it just stubbornness at this point to not remove the worst mod and the one that causes the most drama everywhere he goes?
Pretty sure some of them think the complaints are all the overblown product of a militant minority with an anarchic agenda, and that she needs protection from this irrational lynch mob who has a personal beef with her.

Also, iridium does not negotiate with terrorists.

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:05 pm
by Tom Servo
Circle of Protection: Lynching

Or

Circle of Protection: Terrorism

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:17 pm
by Second Harkius
So can anyone explain why? Is it just stubbornness at this point to not remove the worst mod and the one that causes the most drama everywhere he goes?
Also, iridium does not negotiate with terrorists.
"Come back to our rape cave and talk to us PLEASE!" doesn't count as negotiating?

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:31 pm
by Tom Servo
You mean the half hearted attempt to disguise it as a consensual sex cave?

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:34 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
Soon the blood will be like lube

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:38 pm
by Second Harkius
Bloobe

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:39 pm
by Kaitscralt
Nasty shit

Dolphin Rape Caves

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:05 pm
by Tom Servo

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:22 pm
by iamabadman
im not antitrans. i'm antihuman.

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:24 pm
by Kaitscralt
i'm anti-bloobe

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:19 am
by iamabadman
anti tyrannasurous rex

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:42 am
by Pendulum
Kaitscralt, what do you want to do with Five Alarm Tokens? I'm viewing it as a symbol of a bygone era, and while I actually do appreciate the responses I got/get (it's a surprisingly fun kitchen table deck), I'd be alright with just getting rid of it.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:43 am
by Kaitscralt
There, its gone now

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:46 am
by Pendulum
*pours one out

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:47 am
by Kaitscralt
Mourn not for Five Alarm Fire, for Five Alarm Fire would not mourn for you

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:52 am
by Pendulum
Ask not for whom the five alarms toll, they toll for thee. 'Cuz you're on fucking fire.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:05 am
by Tom Servo
Users browsing this forum: Pendulum, Tom Servo and 2 guests

:hi:

We need something to entice guests to register and post.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:05 am
by Tom Servo
Posting on diestoremoval is has been clinically tested and is guaranteed to make your e-peen at least 30% bigger over a 30 day period! Don't hesitate, post today!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:16 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
and makes the burning go away quicker

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:59 am
by iamabadman
it makes me sane!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:11 am
by Checkbox
fuck you no it doesn't

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:18 am
by redthirst
and makes the burning go away quicker
Don't worry about that burning sensation - it's just the Fires of Salvation.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:39 am
by Checkbox
Or are you now the Fires of Community?

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:39 am
by Checkbox
holy shit almost 2K posts

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:04 am
by Thrillho
So can anyone explain why? Is it just stubbornness at this point to not remove the worst mod and the one that causes the most drama everywhere he goes?
Pretty sure some of them think the complaints are all the overblown product of a militant minority with an anarchic agenda, and that she needs protection from this irrational lynch mob who has a personal beef with her.

Also, iridium does not negotiate with terrorists.
that is true of both of our websites.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:04 am
by Thrillho
:V

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:18 am
by Dane
Posting when I'm supposed to be taking an online quiz...it's not due until midnight anyway.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:21 am
by Second Harkius
Users browsing this forum: King Spam and 3 guests

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:59 am
by Tom Servo
guests did 9-11

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:20 am
by Corruption Watch
it makes me sane!
I misread this as "it makes me Sene."

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:04 am
by Corruption Watch
Meanwhile, over at MTGS, vogon has just rolled out an awkward April Fools' joke about "Cat Monday." Highlights include

- a recurrent theme that "everyone has to have FUN! in this thread"
- jokes about MTGS moderation being over-zealous and heavy-handed
- KCW getting banned for leaking information (I assume that's a joke)