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Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:48 pm
by Checkbox
Here's my problems with the film:
1. Autopilot. Of COURSE there's an autopilot. If you spend a 10 minute (or what felt like ten minutes) segment discussing the LACK of an autopilot....there's gonna be an autopilot installed at some point. And lo and behold....batman escapes via autopilot.
2. And this is somewhat forgivable, but Bane's voice. Think about Bane's character: Mike Tyson's body, Gandalf's voice. That's Bane. Now, re watching some of the film, it doesn't seem to bother me much anymore. Likely because of the hella awesome fight scene between Batman and Bane. So we won't count that quite as negatively as the other issues.
3. "So Bruce...you have no cartilage in your elbows or knees, you have a bad back and a bad neck, I'm
surprised you're still walking." So how do we fix this? BAT KNEE BRACE!! Almost as bad as Bat Shark Repellant. That was just awful.
4. Alfred crying again. Dude needs to stop crying.
5. What was with the whole "Gotham rising up against the rich" scheme by Bane anyway? What's the point? You're gonna nuke em all anyway. Just seemed kind of unnecessary. And why wait? You have Batman crippled in that pit, the police have been comically neutralized, why not blow the whole shithouse wide open?
6. Did not live up to the trailer. TDKR trailer was AMAZING. I saw it and was sold immediately. I figured "If you can take roughly one one hundredth of a movie and condense it down into a trailer this pants-shïttingly amazing....how could the movie possibly be rife with plot holes and poor acting? How? HOW????
7. The GLOWING reviews it still has to this day. That movie had WAY too much wrong with it to be considered the best in the series, OR better than The Avengers. The Avengers had
alot wrong with it too, but it knew it was a cheesy superhero teamup flick, and lived up to its potential. TDKR was heralded as a genre defining classic of 16" díck proportions. And it failed.
I honestly disagree with just about everything you've said.
1. I don't know what that means, I assume you are talking about the "montage" scene getting Batman out of the pit?
2. Bane's voice bugged me a little on first watch, but now I actually just love it.
3. I don't know what you are getting at with this either, perhaps I'm forgetting something about the movie. Dude got his ass kicked though cause he was out of shape.
4. who gives a fuck, That was an awesome scene.
5. first of all,
. Second, if "you're gunna nuke 'em all anyway" was an actual thing villains ever did in movies, then the Boat choice by the Joker in TDK was equally (if not more) dumb. Villains are always trying to prove
something, most of them don't just murder for the fun of it (even joker was trying to prove to Batman that he was not infallible.) Bane loved turning society on its head, and probably enjoyed criminal-led Gotham more than nuked-Gotham.
6. I think you are just objectively wrong here. The movie was actually better than I thought it was going to be.
7. I honestly don't get where people see plot holes or bad acting in this movie; maybe I just am able to suspend my disbelief more then other people when I get into a movie that I thoroughly enjoy, but coming out of the movie, I was just floored by how good it was. I also didn't see much wrong with the Avengers - I think Avengers was a more "fun summer blockbuster" to go see, one that caters to the 12-year old in me that loves superheroes, but TDKR was a much, much better movie in terms of everything else important about a movie.
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:48 pm
by Checkbox
The world has moved on
I must not be the world
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:05 pm
by Blackhound
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:08 pm
by Shalako
You asses I still haven't seen it.
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:11 pm
by Pendulum
You asses I still haven't seen it.
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:12 pm
by Shalako
Like I'm going to open that spoiler tag
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:25 pm
by Enizzle
Gunslinger style
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:37 pm
by Checkbox
Like I'm going to open that spoiler tag
its amazing
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:58 pm
by Second Harkius
checkbox is wrong as usual
TDK is the best film in the franchise
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:59 pm
by Second Harkius
i was about to explain why but then i realized it's something that shouldn't really need explaining
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:01 pm
by Checkbox
checkbox is wrong as usual
TDK is the best film in the franchise
I said TDKR might be better, its not clear to me which is better. I can see arguments for both, but I should probably watch TDK at some point again, since I haven't seen it in a long time.
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:12 pm
by Second Harkius
you are trying to be reasonable when i just want to get angrier and angrier
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:13 pm
by Second Harkius
i'm addicted to Rage-o-hol
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:17 pm
by Tom Servo
I think they could have made Bane more bad ass. The movie version just didn't live up to my idea of bane. A superhero movie is only as good as the bad guy, and out of these batmovies I personally think the Joker takes the batvillian cake.
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:18 pm
by Tom Servo
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Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:23 pm
by iamabadman
guest does anal
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:55 pm
by Thrillho
there was a lot wrong with it in every conceivable way of looking at it aside from possibly the cinematography and that's only because i'm not a cinematographer yet.
the writing was mediocre. they downplayed bane and talia was relevant for exactly 6 seconds of the movie. the anarchy city was kind of bunk because that was like all of 6 seconds and things went from city to slumdog millionaire. the ending was hack writing. most of the characters are not relevant at all, if not verging on being human plot-driving mcguffins.
like if you want an actiony movie with capes in it, it's pretty good as that, but the first two movies were a lot of "what you can actually do with this corny cape source material" and the last was "hey remember the late 80s and early 90s batman movies where explosions and tim burton? this is just like that but we didn't bring on tim burton."
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:56 pm
by Thrillho
avengers is the king of "do you want an actiony movie with capes in it" and TDKR doesn't live up to the avengers.
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:59 pm
by Thrillho
like the joker staged acts of terrorism over months and had a goon squad that incorporated all of the crime families in gotham city. bane is in town 6 seconds after blowing up a few bridges and a football stadium and it's like hiroshima 1946 in gotham.
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:59 pm
by Thrillho
one of those things is written well can you guess which one
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:09 pm
by Tom Servo
The Avengers was everything 12 year old me wanted in a superhero movie, which made adult very happy. I think the worst thing a superhero movie can do is take itself too seriously.
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:57 pm
by Kaitscralt
I don't think anyone here is going to talk shit about the Avengers
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:57 pm
by Kaitscralt
ya do you're gonna answer to me
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 11:10 pm
by Second Harkius
i liked it and i am a hardcore DC fan
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 11:38 pm
by iamabadman
the avengers was a great loki movie
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 11:40 pm
by Checkbox
I loved Avengers for exactly the 12 year old self within me.
The way I feel about TDKR is that it was a great movie that happened to feature Batman as the main character, whereas Avengers was a great Superhero Movie, which is why its difficult for me to compare them.
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:28 am
by Enizzle
GoT in 17 days
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:38 am
by ( G_R )
GoT in 17 days
What did you get?
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:49 am
by iamabadman
GoT in 17 days
What did you get?
GoT = game of thrones
but he got my dick
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:04 am
by Enizzle
Nah brah. I don't handle the Johnson's of other men. Only my own.
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:04 am
by ( G_R )
lol, I was just messing around.
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:06 am
by Enizzle
Jaime Lannister, dawg. He's the man.
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:41 am
by iamabadman
Nah brah. I don't handle the Johnson's of other men. Only my own.
YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:03 am
by Enizzle
I do love you brah. Just in a "We're brahs, not penis juggling anus tinglers." way. Nawmean brah?
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:58 am
by Tom Servo
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:00 pm
by Blackhound
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by Blackhound
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by Blackhound
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:06 pm
by Zionite
This thread makes no sense.
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:13 pm
by Kaitscralt
GAME OF THRONEZ
