Dies to Removal

nothing clicks, it's boros midrange

Home in the valley
Home in the city
Home isn't pretty
Ain't no home for me

Home in the darkness
Home on the highway
Home isn't my way
Home will never be

Siege out the day
Siege out the night
I can't see no reason to put up a fight
I'm living for giving the rhino his due

And I'm sieging, I'm sieging, I'm sieging for you
I'm sieging, I'm sieging, I'm sieging for you

Time is the essence
Time is the season
Time ain't no reason
Got no time to slow

Time everlasting
Time to play B-sides
Time ain't on my side
Time I'll never know

Siege out the day
Siege out the night
I'm not the one to tell you what's wrong or what's right
I've seen suns that were freezin' and lives that were through

Well I'm sieging, I'm sieging, I'm sieging for you
I'm sieging, I'm sieging, I'm sieging for you

Siege out the day
Siege out the night
I can't see no reason to put up a fight
I'm living for giving the rhino his due

And I'm sieging, I'm sieging, I'm sieging for you
I'm sieging, I'm sieging, I'm sieging for you

All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
Sieges don't fear the Rhino
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain... we can be like they are
Come on baby... don't fear the Rhino
Baby take my hand... don't fear the Rhino
We'll be able to fly... don't fear the Rhino
Baby I'm your man...

La la la la la
La la la la la

Birthing Pod is done
Here but now they're gone
Rhino and Kitchen Finks
Are together in eternity... Rhino and Kitchen Finks
40,000 ouphes and 4/5's everyday... Like Rhino and Kitchen Finks
40,000 ouphes and 4/5's everyday... Redefine happiness
Another 40,000 coming everyday... We can be like they are
Come on baby... don't fear the Rhino
Baby take my hand... don't fear the Rhino
We'll be able to fly... don't fear the Rhino
Baby I'm your man...

La la la la la
La la la la la

Love of two is one
Here but now they're gone
Came the last night of sieging
And it was clear she couldn't go on
Then the door was open and the wind appeared
The candles blew then disappeared
The curtains flew then Siege Rhino appeared... saying don't be afraid
Come on baby... and she had no fear
And she ran to him... then they started to fly
They looked backward and said goodbye... she had become like they are
She had taken his hand... she had become like they are
Come on baby... don't fear the Rhino

nothing clicks, it's boros midrange

you know what this was

I use Mentor as Rabblemasters 5-6 in my Jeskai deck.

i use it as a god damned aphrodisiac

I use it to cut cocaine

I use it as proxies for Siege Rhino.

Way out west there was this rhino... rhino I wanna tell ya about. Rhino by the name of Siege Rhino. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Mr. Rhino, he called himself "The Rhino". Now, "Rhino" - that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about The Rhino that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Tarkir the "Plane Of Rhinos." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen Dominaria, and I ain't never been to Zendikar. And I ain't never seen no Sorceress Queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Tarkir, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in Ravnican, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Heliod gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early 4200's - just about the time of our conflict with Volrath and the Rathians. I only mention it because sometimes there's a rhino... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a rhino. And I'm talkin' about The Rhino here. Sometimes, there's a rhino, well, he's the rhino for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's The Rhino, in Tarkir. And even if he's a lazy rhino - and The Rhino was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in the entire plane of Tarkir, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest in the multiverse. But sometimes there's a rhino, sometimes, there's a rhino. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough.

Seems like Tiny Leader is going to end up being supported at my LGS (much to my disdain). Feedback on my first draft?

[deck]Alesha, Who Smiles at Death Tiny Leader[/deck]

I had figured you'd be all over the tymaret list Val posted. That deck looks so sweet.

Alesha seems fun to me.

wasteland

LD:

I think Alesha will be an excellent general for you. Sunforger is particularly nice with the instant toolbox.

Because of the low curves, I think Rakdos's Return isn't very good, and you probably don't want to tap out to strip 1 hand in a multiplayer game. Try Pulse of the Dross instead.

Volcanic Fallout is likely nice as a sweeper because you can tutor it out and recur your dudes from the GY. Plus, you know every neckbeard in your area will be running GoST.

Where are my homies Figure of Destiny and Brimaz? Eidolon of the Great Revel?

TL is a 1v1 format

I blew it!

I thought it was just EDH with a mana restriction.

Nah.

The facebook page for it is pretty lulzy as it attracts quite a bit of the EDH crowd who think that, and people who think Strip Mine should be unbanned

A lot of those points are still valid, especially Rakdos's Return. I think Tidehallow / Sin Collector might have a place too.

Battle Axe seems way to cute imo

Maybe Windicate?

Battle Axe seems way to cute imo

You're probably right.

at which point stoneforge probably isn't good enough

Mortarpod is probably a better artifact if you're going heavy on creatures.

Stingscourger is nice in a tempo-ish deck, but you're concerned with attacking with above-the-curve dudes. Keldon Marauders is probably better for this deck. Or Thalia to disrupt the Storm players (I hear that's a thing).

Oh, just noticed Marauders can't be recurred with Alesha. Scratch that, but Thalia is still

[deck]Alesha, Who Smiles at Death Tiny Leader 2.0[/deck]

I don't like that Brimaz can't be pulled from the graveyard and Eidolon seems kinda too suicidal.

Same with Keldon.

If you're going graveyard wild, you should have a Darkblast, a Grim Lavamancer, a Bloodghast, a Chandra's Phoenix, and a Dakmor Salvage.

Ugh I've gone brew-mad.

Stingscourger seems good as it is repeatable bounce / damage.

OK, are you trying to max out Alesha's GY recurring capacity with your creatures?

Yes.

at which point stoneforge probably isn't good enough

Swords of X and Y are still good (especially Feast & Famine and Fire & Ice), it's just a matter if you want to use them in your deck

I have all the swords in my possession and an extra fire ice, just not sure what to cut.

Seems like Tiny Leader is going to end up being supported at my LGS (much to my disdain). Feedback on my first draft?

[deck]Alesha, Who Smiles at Death Tiny Leader[/deck]

Have you considered Siege Rhino as your tiny leader?

6/10 memeing

I don't think it's legal.

I'd like to squeeze in ash zealot.

If white is popular (with Path/Swords/O-ring), Blood Knight is a better choice and Alesha's ability is still red so you can target it in your GY.

But I have a Korean Foil... lol.