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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 6:36 pm
by Kaitscralt
are you gonna pluck her strings

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 6:39 pm
by hamfactorial
Don't go for the solo

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 6:40 pm
by Kaitscralt
most guys have ex girlfriends, FoS members have ex downstairs neighbors

:iiam2:

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:22 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
I prefer to think of it as a basement apartment for rent.

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:45 pm
by Khaospawn
most guys have ex girlfriends, FoS members have ex downstairs neighbors

:iiam2:
She was actually the best neighbor I've ever had. The bitch that moved in after her is a mean cunt. I've had nothing but noise complaints and angry stares.

Allison (my old neighbor) is pretty cool. Funny story - one night were hanging out, drinking beers, and telling stories about crazy exes and I told her one about this redhead chick I used to bang. Said redhead had a cat that I accidentally lit on fire. Welp, after some awkward questions I found out that the girl I was talking about was Allison's sister, Nora.

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:49 pm
by nme
I hope in conversation you actually called her "some redhead chick I used to bang".

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:53 pm
by Khaospawn
I did.

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:55 pm
by Self Medicated
I did.
Excellent :evil:

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:03 pm
by Khaospawn
It was pretty weird when her sister came to visit a few days later too. :lol:

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:16 pm
by nme
Image

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:31 pm
by Kaitscralt
most guys have ex girlfriends, FoS members have ex downstairs neighbors

:iiam2:
She was actually the best neighbor I've ever had. The bitch that moved in after her is a mean cunt. I've had nothing but noise complaints and angry stares.

Allison (my old neighbor) is pretty cool. Funny story - one night were hanging out, drinking beers, and telling stories about crazy exes and I told her one about this redhead chick I used to bang. Said redhead had a cat that I accidentally lit on fire. Welp, after some awkward questions I found out that the girl I was talking about was Allison's sister, Nora.
The lady who lived under you in an apartment building got mad because you were shredding shitty metal on your war axe right above her? FUCK THAT PREPOSTEROUS WHORE!

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:40 pm
by hamfactorial
INCONCEIVABLE

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:54 pm
by Kaitscralt
I can't believe the prodigal son Alex and the virgin mother Sara actually rage quit

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:55 pm
by Kaitscralt
I mean LM got his salad tossed by Kijin today and he doesn't give a shit at all

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:56 pm
by Kaitscralt
he's a keeper

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:57 pm
by Mcdonalds
I do enjoy a good tossed salad..although right now a Cobb salad doesn't sound horrible

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:58 pm
by Kaitscralt
what about a Cole salad

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:59 pm
by Mcdonalds
Never had one, is it like a Caesar?

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:00 pm
by Kaitscralt
saltier

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:01 pm
by Mcdonalds
Saltier than alex?

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:08 pm
by Jamie
card games

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:32 pm
by Self Medicated
card games
Those are good too. Also, video games based on card games.

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:08 pm
by Khaospawn
most guys have ex girlfriends, FoS members have ex downstairs neighbors

:iiam2:
She was actually the best neighbor I've ever had. The bitch that moved in after her is a mean cunt. I've had nothing but noise complaints and angry stares.

Allison (my old neighbor) is pretty cool. Funny story - one night were hanging out, drinking beers, and telling stories about crazy exes and I told her one about this redhead chick I used to bang. Said redhead had a cat that I accidentally lit on fire. Welp, after some awkward questions I found out that the girl I was talking about was Allison's sister, Nora.
The lady who lived under you in an apartment building got mad because you were shredding shitty metal on your war axe right above her? FUCK THAT PREPOSTEROUS WHORE!
No, she just calls the cops because my dogs bark too loud. I'm serious.

Though she did complain about my guitar playing too. She's even complained that I get up too early for work. I can't make this shit up.

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:18 pm
by hamfactorial
She must be a UW control player

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:18 pm
by Mcdonalds
Stop working so early you old fucker

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:22 pm
by Khaospawn
Look, those seedy street corners aren't gonna work themselves at 4 am, okay?

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:23 pm
by Khaospawn
I see you there, jsilv
lurking this thread
lurking this thread

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:24 pm
by Mcdonalds
No one gives a shit grandpa, go back to fondeling yourself to old hustler magazines

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:34 pm
by Khaospawn
I will!

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:35 pm
by Mcdonalds
Good

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:43 pm
by Khaospawn
Image

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:56 pm
by Self Medicated
Image
Image

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 12:15 am
by Jamie
I entered one of the OU tournametns the chat puts up on PS. I got a lucky burn off a scald when my opponent switched in a metagross. My opponent complained so I lightheartedly said "I skillfully burned you".

He took it seriously. I want to be the respectful improve-myself-as-a-player kind of guy but I have studied the trashtalk of the most skilled diss-masters in every genre of competitive gaming and this guy was asking for it.

In design, I think it's a mistake to ignore this incredible feeling of satisfaction after destroying someone in the game of trashtalk while simultaneously achieving the intended win-condition.

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 12:24 am
by Kaitscralt
Who changed the good thread title to the bad thread title

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 12:25 am
by Kaitscralt
it's a simple question, don't be bashful

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 12:27 am
by Kaitscralt
Alex is a shit but his last name does not deserve to be broadcast in thread titles

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 12:36 am
by rcwraspy
are there threads/forum areas I can't see where this shit goes down? Because I have no idea what sparked Alex's rage quit.

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 12:39 am
by Mcdonalds
Alex and jones account were deleted

Basically those two were having a spat about something, alex went full retard and deleted jones account and in turn Alex was promptly de modded/account deleted

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 12:45 am
by Khaospawn
The new thread title is nowhere near as funny as the last 3.

The Alex/JOnes debacle happened in the Onar apology thread, aka the funniest thread in recent memory.

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 12:49 am
by Jamie
I'm new so I thought I'd be a good community member and keep my mouth shut, but since everyone is spoonfeeding I guess I'll ask

what was the event that caused fos to leave sally? I looked through the old sally fos thread and i go like 40 pages back and there are STILL people saying things like "wow a lot of drama around here recently"