Postby Col. Khaddafi » Sat Nov 16, 2013 12:25 am
One my happyest days was when I was at one of these boring social events where I knew noone, and suddenly some bunch of alpha males started speaking about space exploration and the colonization of Mars and I just stood there, biding my time in the shadows, listening to their inanities for like 20minutes or so until I just dropped "these are some of the stupidest ideas I heard in my whole life", then when inevitably someone asked "who the fuck you think you are?" I just answered "I'm a rocket scientist" and I started writing differential equations in a table napkin just to show them how stupid they were and why you should never talk about shit you know nothing about.
Then since I know alpha males loathe admitting they are wrong, I just threw "You are free to disprove my reasoning, here take the napkin", until someone said "I'm gonna check if there is some wine left" and
people immediately abandoned boat and I stood there all alone in the table. I had just made sure noone would stand near me for the rest of the evening, my job was done.
Then my babe, who was elsewhere, came by and asked "hey why are you sitting there all alone?" and I just answered "I dunno, I think your friends don't like me for whatever reason, 'ts okay though, I don't mind being alone".
Originally posted by
Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium