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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 9:47 pm
by hamfactorial
After all the guitar talk last Friday, I chose to spend that evening jamming on my acoustic. Having read through the previous pages and learning about child molestation laws, I'm confident my spurning this thread was the right choice.
Smoke wed everyday
Hi I'm 12 and what is this

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 9:54 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
Smoke, but only on weddays.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 10:16 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
erryd'ay

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 10:41 pm
by Mcdonalds
Sam adams? Ewwwwwww
I'm not normally of a fan of Sam Adams anything. But their Octoberfest....goddamn. That shit is so good.
I drink local :hipster:

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 10:49 pm
by Khaospawn
Sam adams? Ewwwwwww
I'm not normally of a fan of Sam Adams anything. But their Octoberfest....goddamn. That shit is so good.
I drink local :hipster:
Same. But I'm not above going to the hadji mart next door for something.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:23 pm
by redthirst
Is Sam Adams considered local if you live in Boston?

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:26 pm
by LP, of the Fires
This seems an appropriate time to mention my surprise at no Redthirst comments worshipping the McRib.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:29 pm
by redthirst
I've had two today.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:30 pm
by redthirst
I was too sick to work Friday, but then I had a McRib and was cured.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:31 pm
by redthirst
I've been washed in the tangy BBQ blood of the lamb, praise God!

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:38 pm
by redthirst
I would have spread the good word sooner, but I didn't want to take the attention away from the poor, victimized pedophiles.

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Won't somebody please think of the child molesters?

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:38 pm
by Valdarith
Every time I see redthirst's name I think of Firefly.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:52 pm
by Khaospawn
Every time I see redthirst's name, my pants gets tighter.

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:07 am
by Lightning_Dolt
Everytime I see Redthirst's name, I think about the menstrual cycle. :shrug:

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:13 am
by Valdarith
Maybe we should petition wotc to make a menstrual cycle of Magic cards in the next set in redthirst's honor.

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:14 am
by Tyrael
I approve!

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:22 am
by Lightning_Dolt
Sign in blood, searing blood, don't know about the rest.

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:23 am
by Khaospawn
Flames of the Blood Hand....

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:26 am
by LP, of the Fires
All of the shocklands are euphamisms.

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:28 am
by Lightning_Dolt
Blood Crypt lol.

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:47 am
by Khaospawn
Breeding Pool

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:50 am
by Lightning_Dolt
Overgrown Tomb :ugh:

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:51 am
by Valdarith
Blood Knight, Blood Moon, Curse of the Bloody Tome, Bloodflow Connoisseur...

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:53 am
by Self Medicated

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:56 am
by Khaospawn
Bloodfire Colossus.

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:59 am
by Self Medicated

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 1:02 am
by Khaospawn
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 1:07 am
by Lightning_Dolt
Blood Knight, Blood Moon, Curse of the Bloody Tome, Bloodflow Connoisseur...
That escalated quickly.

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 2:20 am
by rcwraspy
Is Sam Adams considered local if you live in Boston?
yes. And it's free at the brewery if you take a quick tour (also free)

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 2:26 am
by Khaospawn
Is Sam Adams considered local if you live in Boston?
yes. And it's free at the brewery if you take a quick tour (also free)
Please, just stick an IV of Octoberfest into my veins.

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 2:55 am
by Mcdonalds
Wait do all brewery's give you free beer if you tour there facility
Cause I may have a few weekends planned out now

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 4:05 am
by Valdarith
MODO is fucking terrible. Suck a dick, WOTC.

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 4:36 am
by Valdarith
Yes MODO, I'd love for you to hide all my cards when I try to add them to my draft deck, and I'd LOVE to play with an 80-card pile with a random assortment of lands every game one.

Seriously, this is unacceptable. I don't get to play nearly as much paper Magic as I like, so I try to get some practice in on MODO, but this is unbearable.

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 4:37 am
by Valdarith
Oh, and the reimbursement request site is down for maintenance. How convenient!

Worth Wollpert? More like Worthless Wollpert.

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 4:50 am
by Christen
Everytime I get the urge to return to MODO, I just read some complaint threads on reddit and I carry on what I was doing previously.

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 4:58 am
by Jack
I'm teaching my old man to play magic, which gave me an excuse to sleeve up Khaos Deck Wins again. Overall, it's been a great experience. Lots of nostalgia.

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:22 am
by Mcdonalds
Mtgo is terrible and you should feel terrible for using it

/circlejerk

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 5:54 am
by Valdarith
I do feel terrible. It's really bad when I have so little time to play paper that I have to resort to MODO for playing. It's just a terrible program. Honestly Cockatrice is better.

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 6:37 am
by Mcdonalds
Xmage

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2014 6:38 am
by Mcdonalds
It's like cockatrice but handled stack/trigger functions