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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:01 pm
by hamfactorial
I'm down to join you, but I need longer notice! I'm watching football with friends now.

:ape:

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:18 pm
by Khaospawn
Foozball is the devil!

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:33 pm
by hamfactorial
Medula Oblongata!

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:39 pm
by Khaospawn
No, Colonel Sanders, YOU'RE wrong!

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:57 pm
by redthirst
Mamma says Spam's so ornery because he got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:01 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
Vikki Vallencourt showed me he boobies and I liked them too!

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:05 pm
by redthirst
You think everything's the Devil!

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:30 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
O'DOYLE RULES!

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:33 am
by Kaitscralt
This thread is really weird.
it's shit

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:35 am
by Second Harkius
This thread is really weird.
it's shit
why even respond?

'female' accounts on this site post exactly twice then vanish forever.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:35 am
by Second Harkius
even scumbag's wife spurned us and her husband founded this place!

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:40 am
by Kaitscralt
cause i'm single and ready to tingle

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:17 am
by Lightning_Dolt
This thread is really weird.
it's shit
I saw za Highlander! It was shit!

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:46 am
by magicdownunder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQIMHjFcyeo

If you guys have time please provide me some comments on video :D

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:31 am
by Kaitscralt
everyone has time

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:39 am
by hamfactorial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQIMHjFcyeo

If you guys have time please provide me some comments on video :D
I liked the video. What sort of mic are you using? I think some extra fidelity would help your clarity, it can be hard to understand you sometimes. Not sure if it's the mic or your annunciation, but I know the struggle since I had a terrible stutter when I was younger.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:44 am
by magicdownunder
A cheap horrible USB headset + plus built in laptop cam/mic :p

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:49 am
by DarthStabber
To be fair this place is weird, we're just accustomed to it.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:53 am
by hamfactorial
A cheap horrible USB headset + plus built in laptop cam/mic :p
Hah, total scrumper move! Sell some of those boosters and revel in the increased page views / audio quality.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:34 am
by Second Harkius
To be fair this place is weird, we're just accustomed to it.
we're an eclectic mix of scrumps, trolls, malcontents, internet sociopaths, manchildren, scumbags, hispanics, men, men who want to be women, scientists, pedophile hunters, service members, deviants, shatters, feuders and every other type of hooligan you can find on the net.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:38 am
by Jack
Hey Spamalot, do you even play Magic anymore?

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:40 am
by Second Harkius
Hey Spamalot, do you even play Magic anymore?
haven't played since ZEN block rotated. got into comics then I got into video games and now I don't even have time for those anymore.


for some reason I still get excited for every spoiler season though.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:52 am
by Jack
And yet here you are, trolling a Magic site and calling us out for scrumpish behavior.

You must really like us :o

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:57 am
by Second Harkius
And yet here you are, trolling a Magic site and calling us out for scrumpish behavior.

You must really like us :o
this isn't a magic site. it's a troll site created by a vengeful Portuguese scientist thinly disguised as a magic site.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:58 am
by Sara
Sara's a gimmick, it's as clear as can be
For girls don't play MTG, you see!
Oh sure, they might try, for an hour or day
But they'll receive creepy flirtations and then run away!
I don't play Magic, I just read the books and comics. The multiverse is pretty interesting.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:14 am
by Kaitscralt
You're lying!

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:08 am
by zemanjaski
Treasure Cruise started well in legacy :)

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:19 am
by Mcdonalds
I've noticed a distinct pattern of people saying it's not as good as it appears, then they test it and proceed to state it is the nut high.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:29 am
by zemanjaski
Yup. I still think it gets banned.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:58 am
by Mcdonalds
Implying Wizards actually gives a shit about legacy

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:05 am
by zemanjaski
Heh. They clearly never tested the card in modern or legacy.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:10 am
by Mcdonalds
Think they mentioned they don't test for either, at least legacy anyways, they do make cards for them (they stated this for abrupt decay) which is frankly odd but whatever, I've never personally seen an article stating as much but it gets repeated enough though

Regardless, I don't think you'd need much testing to figure that it would be at least playable

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:47 am
by Khaospawn
Treasure Cruise started well in legacy :)
It looks like a Modern deck with that creature base! :D

http://sales.starcitygames.com//deckdat ... ckID=73431

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:50 am
by Christen
I'm pretty sure we discussed this already but how much is too many tapped lands in a 24-land aggro deck?

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:20 am
by redthirst
Depends on how important having mana on turn one is in your particular deck - personally, I want 18-20 untapped lands that add mana of the color of my one drops in my Aggro decks.

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:43 pm
by Second Harkius
Can someone explain the term 'Scrumper' to me?
Meet Scrumper: :scrump:

Scrumper loses a lot at Magic, typically going X-2 at FNM. Scrumper has no girlfriend. His ex spurned him many moons ago and now he deals with his misogynistic rage by listening to heavy metal music and pretending to be tough guy nerd at FNM, to which his mother drives him. Scrumper is a budget player that only prefers to play with Red commons. He can't understand why he loses sometimes. At his best, he's
simply a beta male with women issues. At his worst, he's a whiny, self-absorbed man-child with borderline rape tendencies.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:23 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
hahaha, awesome Khaos

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:27 pm
by Kaitscralt
Why do people use SCG results to defend strategies and cards they like when said things do well at SCG but say SCG is crap and the results don't count when strategies and cards they don't like do well at SCG?

The SCG Paradox, also known as the Forum Retard Paradox.

:iiam2:

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:47 pm
by Khaospawn
Great Scott!