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Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 1:39 am**

Notice how all scrumpers make the distinctive "scrump face":

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:03 am**

FOSRedScrumper as they see themselvesFOS:

FOS as the worldSpamapotamus sees them:

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:11 am**

Now I'm even more conflicted to play either Abzan or Mardu.

Looking at what can be put together, Mardu can take away the game before you know it. Abzan however, is more consistent yet slower.

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:21 am**

I swear Klaus bobs up and down in your avvy in the corner of my eye when I'm reading your posts...

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:12 am**

Now I'm even more conflicted to play either Abzan or Mardu.

Looking at what can be put together, Mardu can take away the game before you know it. Abzan however, is more consistent yet slower.

Is it the second coming of Swagtusk, can I expect the spirit of Restoration angel to appear before us?

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:12 am**

Just finished watching Silicon Valley, I was surprised at how much I liked it. :\

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:28 pm**

Why are you surprised / why did you make a negative face because you like something

Damn dude, you need some counseling

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:33 pm**

Since I'm dense when it comes to complex rules interactions, how would Howl of the Horde interact with Chandra, Pyromaster's ultimate?

I wonder if a 1-off Howl in Burn would be profit. 2 cards, 4 mana, equalling 9 damage (from whatever bolt) seems like a simple enough combo...except the critter condition. The goods news is that it didn´t need to connect. Just curious.

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:40 pm**

when 7 just isn't enough

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:07 pm**

5 though

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:08 pm**

One of the best flavorwise cards ever (with the innistrad 13-theme cards a close second)

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:22 pm**

Mtg really needs more black magick in its spells, I'm talking BAFOMET levels of satanic curses

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:28 pm**

The type you would need Talore to draw a circle in the dirt to be safe from

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:28 pm**

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:55 pm**

Kait's speaking my language

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:39 pm**

I want to see babies impaled by demon cock on my doomblades

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:45 pm**

there i said it

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:13 pm**

I'd buy that for a dollar.

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:34 pm**

http://www.starcitygames.com/article/29 ... ntary.html

It was my friend playing daily with my deck

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:53 pm**

Dat mardu demon.

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:56 pm**

http://www.starcitygames.com/article/29 ... ntary.html

It was my friend playing daily with my deck

sweet brew, looks very familiar!

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:59 pm**

Butcher of the Horde...yesss

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:17 pm**

Butcher of the Horde...yesss

Butcher of the Horde
1RWB
Creature - Demon
Flying

Sacrifice another creature: Butcher of the Horde gains your choice of Vigilance, lifelink, or haste until end of turn.

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:18 pm**

A white demon with some similarities to Falkenrath Aristocrat (just can't make him indestructible). I like it.

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:33 pm**

There's a thread for it here

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:50 pm**

I agree with the need of more satanic elements .... something along the lines of the old arts of dark ritual.... this demon is sweet also in this sense though : let's throw out all those stupid teenagers from fnm's, i want to play only with adults who don't fear the Devil !!

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:06 pm**

sacrifice the FNM first time female

:iiam2:

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:27 pm**

There's nothing wrong with a a little Satan here and there. Gimme some fucking pentagrams and gore.

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:41 pm**

Yeah let's :scrump:

it up in here

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:41 pm**

Heavy metal themed cube :scrump:

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:47 pm**

Butcher of the Horde...yesss

As much as I hate trying to go 3 color Aggro, this guy might be worth it. Dat mana base is going to hurt, though.

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:50 pm**

So is everyone elses

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:51 pm**

I agree with the need of more satanic elements .... something along the lines of the old arts of dark ritual.... this demon is sweet also in this sense though : let's throw out all those stupid teenagers from fnm's, i want to play only with adults who don't fear the Devil !!

It looks like you've found the problem. You don't create steady growth in sales by marketing your product in a way that's unappealing to a large number of players.

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:58 pm**

satan finds a way

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:59 pm**

I suppose you're right, Kait. And while the Butcher is no Aristocrat, it's certainly better than anything we've had in the 4-drop slot for a while. So yeah, probably worth it.

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:37 pm**

I see you, jsilv.

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Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:50 pm**

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:54 pm**

Butcher of the Horde...yesss

Butcher of the Horde
1RWB
Creature - Demon
Flying

Sacrifice another creature: Butcher of the Horde gains your choice of Vigilance, lifelink, or haste until end of turn.

Wizards need to stop making it so hard for me to decide what to play.

Posted: **Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:11 pm**

I really want to see the aftermath that happens after that gif

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