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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:26 pm
by DarthStabber
God I hate tumblr, except for all the porn tumblrs, those are just fine in my book.
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:28 pm
by Valdarith
Speaking of cars, here's the one I picked up a couple of weeks ago.
Nice! Big fan of these. Let me know how you like it.
My initial impressions are very good. It handles much better than a 4200-lb car should. It rides so well that you sometimes forget about the beast under the hood, but then you slam the throttle, feel all 556 horses, and go "Oh yeah, it IS fast!"
I wanted the manual trans but ended up with the slushbox. It was a compromise with my wife.
She wanted me to get something that could fit all three kids AND she could drive it, and she flat out refuses to drive stick. I told her that if I was going to buy a car with an automatic that I was going all out, and she said she was okay with that as long as I sold my daily driver and my project car, so I happily obliged.
The slushbox is actually pretty damn good in this car. It has its quirks but once you figure them out you really don't miss the manual too much. Plus the slushbox version is faster anyway so that's a big plus.
The gas tank in this car is ridiculously small. Seriously. Like it only makes it to 250 miles or so before I have to fill up. It doesn't help that I get 14-19 mpg depending on driving habits either, but when you have a car like this gas mileage is the last thing on your mind.
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:42 pm
by Kaitscralt
who cares
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:44 pm
by Kaitscralt
I want a female commentator at mtg tournaments
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:44 pm
by Kaitscralt
no uggo
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:50 pm
by Alex
Not sure how an article about a man pretending to be a woman playing Magic is a victory for the feminists, but
for fish and bicycles.
Wow I've inadvertently fought for feminism more than I thought. I thought showing up in drag was just good for psyching out my opponent, but apparently it's social justice?[/
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I'm sure there's already a Tumblr for this exact situation.
Check your deckbuilding privilege!
This post triggered me. Check your privilege, Matt.
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:50 pm
by Alex
Fuck I hate Tumblr feminists, they're the actual worst.
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:55 pm
by Kaitscralt
are they worse than blacks in the theater
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:13 pm
by Mcdonalds
Objectively no but close
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:15 pm
by hamfactorial
@ trigger warnings
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:16 pm
by Alex
are they worse than blacks in the theater
Are said blacks teenagers or grown adults? It matters.
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:40 pm
by hamfactorial
I'm not sure whether child naggers or adult naggers are more annoying.
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:44 pm
by Khaospawn
Depends on if they're wearing hoodies and eating Skittles or not.
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:48 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Not sure I've seen the garruk pic. Was it part of the ass crack series?
No, let me repost it for you...
Here you go:
to be fair, when I read garruk I immediately thought it was going to be this:
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:59 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
All male, non-transgendered magic card players are barely a notch above actual rapists, so that is to be expected.
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 11:02 pm
by Calamity
this page is so triggering i literally can't even #notallrapists
/tumblr simulator
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 11:10 pm
by hamfactorial
Reblog!
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 11:28 pm
by Alex
Not sure I've seen the garruk pic. Was it part of the ass crack series?
No, let me repost it for you...
Here you go:
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to be fair, when I read garruk I immediately thought it was going to be this:
Card art depicts literal rape. If you don't think so, then you're a literal rapist, literally.
Nooooo! I don't want to go back to Tumblr! You can't make me!
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 11:29 pm
by Kaitscralt
liliana stole garruk's hobby
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 11:41 pm
by hamfactorial
He stole dat azz
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 11:52 pm
by Khaospawn
Trigger me timbers.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:37 am
by DroppinSuga
School starts next week. Whoa.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:47 am
by Lightning_Dolt
Playing the Boros Burn modern deck that won Kobe.
Do you keep:
Vexing devil, bolt, bolt, rift bolt, lava spike, eidolon, mountain?
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:47 am
by Lightning_Dolt
Opponent is on scapeshift.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:49 am
by Valdarith
No land? Not even on the draw.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:50 am
by Lightning_Dolt
On the draw. One mountain.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:50 am
by Mcdonalds
Yeah gambling your going to draw land will almost invariably bite you in the ass
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:50 am
by Valdarith
Oh. Snap keep.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:51 am
by Lightning_Dolt
Sorry, molten rain was my first draw. Hand had a mountain.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:51 am
by Lightning_Dolt
I was burned by that hand twice, so questioning if it's correct or not.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:52 am
by DroppinSuga
I'd keep
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:54 am
by Lightning_Dolt
Ok. I didn't draw second land either game. I know that's bad luck, just trying to figure out if I'm a bad player or not lol.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:56 am
by Valdarith
Your one mana spells add up to 16. You have a good chance of drawing another one mana spell as well as a second land by your third turn. Your opponent is going to take at least 1 from a fetch, so assuming you can hit your second land by turn four and another one mana bolt you can kill him before he goes off without even casting Eidolon.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:58 am
by Lightning_Dolt
I figured it was correct, but it didn't work either time so I was questioning myself.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:35 am
by Jack
Playing the Boros Burn modern deck that won Kobe.
Do you keep:
Vexing devil, bolt, bolt, rift bolt, lava spike, eidolon, mountain?
This seems like one of the best hands your deck has, and certainly one of the very best 1-landers (lots of strong 1cmc cards and something very very strong at 2cmc).
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:40 am
by LP, of the Fires
Snap keep.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:42 am
by Lightning_Dolt
Alright, I'm just in a rut and scrumping hard lol.
Need to win the next round for x-2 finish lol.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:59 am
by Alex
The single mountain snap keep is simultaneously the most joyous occasion as well as the greatest heartbreak.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:00 am
by Alex
If we were to ever start a podcast, that would absolutely be the name though. "One Mountain Opener."
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:02 am
by Lightning_Dolt
That is a good name. Or maybe 1 mountain snap keep.
