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Postby ExarionUniverse1 » Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:07 pm

...or you could report it yourself if you're that worried about it. Or just fix it right now.
I need the info Madame, pm me it with a screenshot..

if you do it , I wont get offended , oppositely it will be a pleasure moment :P
Yeah....I can't do screenshots. I use this cutting tool that Windows 7 has.
I don't even know what it's called, but it takes a pic of your screen at that moment in any size you want.
that is screenshot.


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Postby Pendulum » Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:13 pm

Perhaps we should all try turning the internet off and turning it back on again.
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Postby Manders » Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:15 pm

RESET THE INTERNET!!!
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Postby Pendulum » Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:24 pm

RESET THE INTERNET!!!
God, there's gotta be some great urban legends/conspiracy theories about that somewhere.
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Postby Captain Murphy » Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:24 pm

RESET THE INTERNET!!!
God, there's gotta be some great urban legends/conspiracy theories about that somewhere.
South Park has your back
It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.
I am particularly interested in committing internet genocide
in soviet gutter, New York somewhere in you

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Postby Pendulum » Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:39 pm

Sigh, my efforts to find a good conspiracy theory are always hampered because I can never resist reading about the Bloop. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bloop
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Postby Captain Murphy » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:02 pm

I like the aids and cancer theories myself
It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.
I am particularly interested in committing internet genocide
in soviet gutter, New York somewhere in you

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Postby Manders » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:23 pm

The Bloop sounds awesome :p
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Postby Col. Khaddafi » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:24 pm

Say Scumbag, have you spent all of that million Euros you won a few years back ?
I got about half of it by now. I've paid only a small sum to subcontractors since all contracts are 30% at t0, 70% when you deliver the product.

I'd update my thread on MTGS, but you know, banned by corrupt mods, etc...

Good news is I'm about to get an extra 1M€ End of March for developing some extra features.
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Originally posted by Galspanic on MTGS
I would still like to see the posts sent over to ( N_S ) and have the Salvation Gutter archived away and replaced with a link to MTGC.
Thank you for all the lies. Another fine display of integrity by iridium :thumbsup:

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Postby Captain Murphy » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:30 pm

Nice
It's too bad we don't have a secret subforum where we can coordinate troll attempts where only we can see so that we don't have to catch on because only one of us is an actual rocket scientist.
I am particularly interested in committing internet genocide
in soviet gutter, New York somewhere in you

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Postby Pendulum » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:34 pm

Wait, holy shit!
It's obvious what's happening now. Obviously, Scumbag is constructing a reverse dilation device to transmit the unexplained ocean sounds back to their extraterrestrial origins, communicating with these beings by seismic activity! One could also theorize that these discussions take place most easily in the Spring and Summer months (Northern Hemisphere) as that is when the tidal flow and iceberg activity are capable of being manipulated, all for the purpose of waking the star child under the waves.
Who was the leak? Freakin' Cthulhu was the freakin' leak.

You got cocky, Scumbag. That was your downfall.
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Postby Pendulum » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:38 pm

Which means that DJBlackDiamond can only be:

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Postby Pendulum » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:41 pm

I mean why else would he be so concerned with super-hard substances that must be made as smooth as possible?
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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:48 pm

dafaq?
I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters

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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:51 pm

why the fuck do i have a friend request by Hunter44 on MTGS.... I dont even know who the fuck that is.
I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters

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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:51 pm

Unless its one of you fucknuts.
I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters

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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:52 pm

Posting to summon the next dragon.
I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters

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Postby Kaitscralt » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:52 pm

holy granny panties
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:55 pm

Those are some big panties.
I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters

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Postby Pendulum » Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:01 pm

There is something very wrong with you guys, like in your head meat.
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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:04 pm

And yet still more sane then MOST of the rest of the net.
I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters

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Postby Manders » Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:13 pm

Hunter44 wants to be your friend!
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Postby Sir Sapphire the 3rd » Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:58 pm

And?
I just shit post and get blocked on the twatters

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Postby Manders » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:10 am

:shrug:
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Postby iamabadman » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:17 am

its my gimmick since im banned there

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Postby Shalako » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:21 am

Sigh, my efforts to find a good conspiracy theory are always hampered because I can never resist reading about the Bloop. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bloop
I like how on Discovery channel they said the Bloop was The Navy Testing a New Weapon and it killed all of the Mermaids.

Also Mermaids are real.
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Postby Pendulum » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:29 am

Well not anymore.
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Postby Manders » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:31 am

Yeah, Shalako, don't you pay attention?

THE BLOOP KILLED ALL THE MERMAIDS.

AND THE DRAGONS.

AND THE GRIFFINS.

AND THE PHOENIXES.

EVERY CREATURE THAT WAS COOL AS SHIT GOT DESTROYED BY THE MOTHERFUCKING BLOOP!!!!!!
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Postby Pendulum » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:46 am

That is one bad-ass bloop.
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Postby Kaitscralt » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:49 am

There is something very wrong with you guys, like in your head meat.
yes. but not about this
Standard hobos who play budget garbage should be looked upon with suspicion.

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Postby Pendulum » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:52 am

The Upswing is actually the unexplained noise I find most fascinating. Unlike the Bloop, the Upswing (also knows as the "Chirp") keeps happening (about 4-5 times a year), has a pattern, and we have literally no clue what is making it. The best guesses all have something to do with atmospheric pressures like an underwater Aurora Borealis, but that's mostly a shot in the dark.
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Postby Yannaria » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:05 am

how do you fuck a mermaid
aside from the throat

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Postby Pendulum » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:14 am

how do you fuck a mermaid
aside from the throat
Fish do have vaginas, you realize that right?
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Postby Manders » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:17 am

how do you fuck a mermaid
aside from the throat
Ask T-Pain.
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Postby Yannaria » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:18 am

how do you fuck a mermaid
aside from the throat
Fish do have vaginas, you realize that right?
does the little mermaid have a vagina?

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Postby Pendulum » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:19 am

I mean, they also have anuses, hands, hell they have gills too. How uncreative can you get?
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Postby ( G_R ) » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:20 am

Smithers...
That explains why people keep coming over for chicken nuggets

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Postby Yannaria » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:26 am

are you saying that I can have anal sex with a mermaid?

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Postby Manders » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:27 am

Yes.
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