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Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:22 pm**

I fucking love Chic-Fil-A.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:25 pm**

My fat jokes are reserved for magic players

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:26 pm**

Your inside source...is he inside you often?

Thankfully, I'm not a 18 year old anorexic boy so I'm not his type.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:27 pm**

My fat jokes are reserved for magic players

I think you're out of luck then unless you want to argue fashion with them.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:48 pm**

I fucking love Chic-Fil-A.

would you suck a dick for some chic fil a

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:54 pm**

I'd suck my own dick for some Chic-Fil-A if that were anatomically possible. I have a beautiful dick.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:56 pm**

I have a beautiful dick.

Best dick joke yet.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:06 pm**

I'm just going off what you told me last time.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:13 pm**

your dick looks like a foil magic card that's been left in a hot car

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:17 pm**

I'm just going off what you told me last time.

I said "That is definitely herpes." How you got "beautiful dick" out of that is beyond me.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:45 pm**

Wait...YOU gave me HERPES?!?!

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:00 pm**

Makes plenty of sense.

Also this whole thread is gay, and so is Dechs.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:00 pm**

I know the most about being gay, as noted by my trophy over there above my avatar.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:03 pm**

You're not just gay, Alex. You're super gay.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:07 pm**

Is anybody else in here sporting a half-chub over the thought of Frenzied Goblin/Chandra, Pyromaster + Prophetic Flamespeaker in Standard?

:scrump:

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:09 pm**

Yet somehow I'm not super offended. Probably because arguing about the word gay is fucking gay.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:12 pm**

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:34 pm**

I just hope there are a lot of Goblins in Khans. Foundry Street Denizen, Frenzied Goblin, and Goblin Rabblemaster are already decent cards. Is a Goblin Guide reprint too much to ask for?

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:37 pm**

Is a Goblin Guide reprint too much to ask for?

Totally. Standard could not handle that level of power.*

*I actually have no idea, I don't play standard. I just know it's a nuts card.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:42 pm**

As long as scrylands are still in the format, it is actually ridiculous.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:52 pm**

It would be too powerful either way

if you see that most of the top decks couldn't handle Tom Ross' boss sligh build, how quick do you think they would crumble versus a 2/2 hasty one-drop?

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:02 pm**

Standard could handle Goblin Guide, but it's probably on a list of cards too good to be reprinted now that Modern is around

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:19 pm**

Think of the other cards Goblin Guide had last time it was legal, Lightning Bolt comes to mind

One thing I will say is that Eidolon's turn two real estate value would go way up if it were following Goblin Guides

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:20 pm**

The way maverick posts implies that he's very out if touch when it comes to magic.

Justin:

The easiest way to a good twin list is to Google Patrick dickman and copy his most deck.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:27 pm**

I got it, they should reprint Goblin Guide, but to balance it out, throw in Hymn to Tourach.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:30 pm**

and ancestral recall and survival of the fittest ?

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:35 pm**

And... Healing Salve? Why doesn't white have any good cards?

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:40 pm**

The way maverick posts implies that he's very out if touch when it comes to magic.

Justin:

The easiest way to a good twin list is to Google Patrick dickman and copy his most deck.

I thought of that, but it's RUG Tarmo Twin (right?). Isn't U/R Twin still the most popular version? As much as I'd like to get the experience with it, I do have to remember that 90% of this testing is for my friend's benefit. He needs to be prepared for what he is most likely to encounter.

I dunno...should I be building TarmoTwin?

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:43 pm**

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:44 pm**

And... Healing Salve? Why doesn't white have any good cards?

Swords to Plowshares.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:45 pm**

Goblin Guide, Hymn to Tourach, and Swords to Plowshares. That'd make for one interesting Standard.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:51 pm**

And... Healing Salve? Why doesn't white have any good cards?
Swords to Plowshares.

Swords to Plowshares makes your opponent gain life. How does that help you burn them to death?

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:56 pm**

Goblin Guide is so much more fair than all those other cards, that was the point of my example and I am assuming Dechs named Hymn first to continue his trolling theme for today

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:57 pm**

Reprint balance

Balanced card right there

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:58 pm**

Hymn Hymn I Win is a song that will never be sung again

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:01 pm**

And... Healing Salve? Why doesn't white have any good cards?
Swords to Plowshares.
Swords to Plowshares makes your opponent gain life. How does that help you burn them to death?

I'm not saying they should print cards that work together. Sheesh. I just want good cards to get reprinted.

I'll start playing Standard/Modern as soon as they reprint Hymn.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:06 pm**

LP got spurned

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:14 pm**

Standard could handle Goblin Guide, but it's probably on a list of cards too good to be reprinted now that Modern is around

Goblin Guide isn't that expensive, there's probably no harm in reprinting it.

Even the GP promos are pretty reasonable.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:15 pm**

I remember really wanting to put a Sword of War and Peace on a Goblin Guide for the world's jankiest beats. Good times.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:16 pm**

no

Thanks.

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