[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Valdarith]

I fucking love Chic-Fil-A.

[Kaitscralt]

My fat jokes are reserved for magic players

[Elricity]

Your inside source...is he inside you often?

Thankfully, I'm not a 18 year old anorexic boy so I'm not his type.

[Elricity]

My fat jokes are reserved for magic players

I think you're out of luck then unless you want to argue fashion with them.

[Kaitscralt]

I fucking love Chic-Fil-A.

would you suck a dick for some chic fil a

[Valdarith]

I'd suck my own dick for some Chic-Fil-A if that were anatomically possible. I have a beautiful dick.

[Khaospawn]

I have a beautiful dick.

Best dick joke yet.

[Valdarith]

I'm just going off what you told me last time.

[Kaitscralt]

your dick looks like a foil magic card that's been left in a hot car

[Khaospawn]

I'm just going off what you told me last time.

I said "That is definitely herpes." How you got "beautiful dick" out of that is beyond me.

[Valdarith]

Wait...YOU gave me HERPES?!?!

[Alex]

Makes plenty of sense.

Also this whole thread is gay, and so is Dechs.

[Alex]

I know the most about being gay, as noted by my trophy over there above my avatar.

[Khaospawn]

You're not just gay, Alex. You're super gay.

[Khaospawn]

Is anybody else in here sporting a half-chub over the thought of Frenzied Goblin/Chandra, Pyromaster + Prophetic Flamespeaker in Standard?

[Alex]

Yet somehow I'm not super offended. Probably because arguing about the word gay is fucking gay.

[Khaospawn]

[Valdarith]

I just hope there are a lot of Goblins in Khans. Foundry Street Denizen, Frenzied Goblin, and Goblin Rabblemaster are already decent cards. Is a Goblin Guide reprint too much to ask for?

[Dechs Kaison]

Is a Goblin Guide reprint too much to ask for?

Totally. Standard could not handle that level of power.*

*I actually have no idea, I don't play standard. I just know it's a nuts card.

[Valdarith]

As long as scrylands are still in the format, it is actually ridiculous.

[Tyrael]

It would be too powerful either way

if you see that most of the top decks couldn't handle Tom Ross' boss sligh build, how quick do you think they would crumble versus a 2/2 hasty one-drop?

[Kaitscralt]

Standard could handle Goblin Guide, but it's probably on a list of cards too good to be reprinted now that Modern is around

[Kaitscralt]

Think of the other cards Goblin Guide had last time it was legal, Lightning Bolt comes to mind

One thing I will say is that Eidolon's turn two real estate value would go way up if it were following Goblin Guides

[LP, of the Fires]

The way maverick posts implies that he's very out if touch when it comes to magic.

Justin:

The easiest way to a good twin list is to Google Patrick dickman and copy his most deck.

[Dechs Kaison]

I got it, they should reprint Goblin Guide, but to balance it out, throw in Hymn to Tourach.

[Kaitscralt]

and ancestral recall and survival of the fittest ?

[Stardust]

And... Healing Salve? Why doesn't white have any good cards?

[Khaospawn]

The way maverick posts implies that he's very out if touch when it comes to magic.

Justin:

The easiest way to a good twin list is to Google Patrick dickman and copy his most deck.

I thought of that, but it's RUG Tarmo Twin (right?). Isn't U/R Twin still the most popular version? As much as I'd like to get the experience with it, I do have to remember that 90% of this testing is for my friend's benefit. He needs to be prepared for what he is most likely to encounter.


I dunno...should I be building TarmoTwin?

[Kaitscralt]

no

[Dechs Kaison]

And... Healing Salve? Why doesn't white have any good cards?

Swords to Plowshares.

[Dechs Kaison]

Goblin Guide, Hymn to Tourach, and Swords to Plowshares. That'd make for one interesting Standard.

[Stardust]

And... Healing Salve? Why doesn't white have any good cards?

Swords to Plowshares.

Swords to Plowshares makes your opponent gain life. How does that help you burn them to death?

[Kaitscralt]

Goblin Guide is so much more fair than all those other cards, that was the point of my example and I am assuming Dechs named Hymn first to continue his trolling theme for today

[Mcdonalds]

Reprint balance

Balanced card right there

[Kaitscralt]

Hymn Hymn I Win is a song that will never be sung again

[Dechs Kaison]

And... Healing Salve? Why doesn't white have any good cards?

Swords to Plowshares.

Swords to Plowshares makes your opponent gain life. How does that help you burn them to death?

I'm not saying they should print cards that work together. Sheesh. I just want good cards to get reprinted.

I'll start playing Standard/Modern as soon as they reprint Hymn.

[Kaitscralt]

LP got spurned

[Alex]

Standard could handle Goblin Guide, but it's probably on a list of cards too good to be reprinted now that Modern is around

Goblin Guide isn't that expensive, there's probably no harm in reprinting it. Even the GP promos are pretty reasonable.

[Alex]

I remember really wanting to put a Sword of War and Peace on a Goblin Guide for the world's jankiest beats. Good times.

[Khaospawn]

no

Thanks.