Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 11:57 pm
fix'dHe really loved himself
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 11:57 pm
fix'dHe really loved himself
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:00 am
Glitch
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:49 am
self love
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:53 am
The best kind
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 4:22 am
pregnant stewie
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 5:07 am
Someone please buy me seltzer
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 5:29 am
cool
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 5:48 am
No You don't understand
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:07 am
I got 2 seltzers
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:08 am
Beltzers
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:35 am
Silly me, I had one in my lap all along.
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:03 pm
dont smoke floor weed
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:27 pm
Wise words.
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 2:09 pm
But weed comes from the floor
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 2:53 pm
Also wise
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 5:16 pm
Don't smoke weed on the floor
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 5:23 pm
dont do drugs ask your mom she'll tell you how she smokes them all the time
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 5:40 pm
boo.
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:36 pm
Don't drink Big Gulps in Manhattan
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 7:48 pm
They're not allowed, are they?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 7:49 pm
FYI cremations are ridonkulously expensive. Like, seriously.
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:02 pm
Nothing a can of gas and a match can't fix.
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:03 pm
Nothing a can of gas and a match can't fix.
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:04 pm
Dammit
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:10 pm
Did you know it's illegal to compost someone? The fuck is up with that?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:20 pm
robert durst does now.
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:31 pm
Would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling police officers.
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:33 pm
Damn Liberal media
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:41 pm
Nothing a can of gas and a match can't fix.
nothing a glitch cant fix
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 5:32 pm
Finished lands 
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 7:51 pm
.dec?
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:02 pm
the Kolaghan were cooler when they were the mardu and were Mongolians analogues and not 'hurr hurr red and black magic means burn everything on the ground'
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:03 pm
FUCK, the Atarka are even worse 'hurr hurr red green means TOTAL SAVAGERY!'
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:04 pm
like a bear clan was cool as fuck, but geez im now sick of dragons
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:07 pm
the atarka aren't hurr hurr savagery. they're feeders and the object of their affection is atarka.
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:32 pm
the atarka aren't hurr hurr savagery. they're feeders and the object of their affection is atarka.
this is pretty spot on actually.
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 11:01 pm
the flavor text of the "AND WHERE ARE THEY NOW???" Khan for Atarka is literally, "The greatest privilege is to feed Atarka" I could not write something more indicative of that fetish if it were my own.the atarka aren't hurr hurr savagery. they're feeders and the object of their affection is atarka.
this is pretty spot on actually.
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 11:06 pm
someone on mtg flavor team is into feeding haha
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:28 pm
hey it could be worse. much, much worse.someone on mtg flavor team is into feeding haha