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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:26 pm
by Khaospawn
#banCryptic

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:34 pm
by zemanjaski
I killed a guy with his own Abyssal Persecutor tonight.

I <3 shackles.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 2:02 pm
by Kaitscralt
why was he playing abyssal persecutor

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 2:29 pm
by zemanjaski
It's not unknown for BG rock to play it it desecration demon.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:13 pm
by Kaitscralt
fuck that

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:44 pm
by redthirst
I have most of the cards, but I can't bring myself to play / purchase Vexing Devil lol.
You sound like Val did, but LP and I managed to convince him.

Look, do it. Just trust me. This isn't Standard and it's not last year's Modern. Vexing Devil has a place and it's in this deck.

Don't be a bitch.
H8cha.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:45 pm
by Khaospawn
I have most of the cards, but I can't bring myself to play / purchase Vexing Devil lol.
You sound like Val did, but LP and I managed to convince him.

Look, do it. Just trust me. This isn't Standard and it's not last year's Modern. Vexing Devil has a place and it's in this deck.

Don't be a bitch.
H8cha.
You don't know the power of the dark side!

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:48 pm
by redthirst
"Naw I ain't going to tell some nigga to play Vexing Devil in an Aggro deck. I got more sense than that."

"Yeah I remember telling that nigga to play Vexing Devil in an Aggro deck."

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:52 pm
by Khaospawn
"Naw I ain't going to tell some nigga to play Vexing Devil in an Aggro deck. I got more sense than that."

"Yeah I remember telling that nigga to play Vexing Devil in an Aggro deck."
Fuck yo VD, nigga! *grinds dirty boots on a Vexing Devil card*


No, but seriously, it fits in Modern Burn and this RDW deck. Especially in this RDW deck. I know it sounds crazy, but it does.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:31 pm
by Valdarith
The fact that every creature in the deck save Mogg Fanatic has to be answered helps with its effectiveness.

The printing of Eidolon completely changed the landscape for red decks in eternal formats as I predicted. I just wish I had jumped on the foils earlier.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:45 pm
by Tyrael
Eidolons have tripled in price already

sweet

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:05 pm
by Kaitscralt
And yet red decks are still horrible in eternal formats

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:10 pm
by Mcdonalds
Eidolons have tripled in price already

sweet
To a whole $6 a pop

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:11 pm
by Khaospawn
By what comparison are they horrible?

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:16 pm
by Kaitscralt
um

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:19 pm
by Kaitscralt
burn is worse than every other combo deck in modern and is purely a budget option with no real big stage tournament results

nobody cares about legacy but if they did burn hasn't been a deck there for 10 years and even goblins is obsolete now

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:25 pm
by Mcdonalds
nobody cares about legacy
Clearly

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:33 pm
by Khaospawn
burn is worse than every other combo deck in modern and is purely a budget option with no real big stage tournament results

nobody cares about legacy but if they did burn hasn't been a deck there for 10 years and even goblins is obsolete now
I just wanted to see you rehash they same tired argument again as if I was a child at bedtime wanting to hear a story from grandpa.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:33 pm
by Khaospawn
nobody cares about legacy
Clearly
Nobody cares...except for all the people that are playing it.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:35 pm
by Mcdonalds
Those people don't exist, mythical beasts of legend designed to scare children to sleep at night

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:35 pm
by Dechs Kaison
nobody cares about legacy
Clearly
Nobody cares...except for all the people that are playing it.
Obviously, those people don't count.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:36 pm
by Khaospawn
Legacy players are the boogeymen.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:36 pm
by Kaitscralt
nobody but ben bleiweiss and fat guys hungry enough to empathize big ben's feeding habit and give him more money for cheeseburgers

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:37 pm
by Khaospawn
Or should I say, boogie men? amiright?

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:38 pm
by Kaitscralt
you know, bigums like the people posting between my posts

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:39 pm
by Mcdonalds
Yeah quit interrupting me kait, you fat fuck

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:40 pm
by Khaospawn
Kait sounds like Clayton Bigsby talking about niggers when he talks about Burn.

"Big Bolt-havin'... tappin' all the Twin players' Mountains... they all think they can burn... did I mention they stink!?"

Sir, SIR! I am involved in no way, shape, or form in any Mountaindom!

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:42 pm
by Khaospawn
you know, bigums like the people posting between my posts
For fuck's sake, is this story over yet?

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:43 pm
by Mcdonalds
nobody but ben bleiweiss and fat guys hungry enough to empathize big ben's feeding habit and give him more money for cheeseburgers
And Europeans, let's not forget the Europeans

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:44 pm
by Khaospawn
nobody but ben bleiweiss and fat guys hungry enough to empathize big ben's feeding habit and give him more money for cheeseburgers
And Europeans, let's not forget the Europeans
Specifically, the French.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:44 pm
by BlakLanner
Those people don't exist, mythical beasts of legend designed to scare children to sleep at night
Stop flattering me.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:45 pm
by Khaospawn
Blaklanner is the boogeyman created to scare the little Standard players.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:45 pm
by Kaitscralt
no i will not stop fattering you

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:45 pm
by Valdarith
nobody but ben bleiweiss and fat guys hungry enough to empathize big ben's feeding habit and give him more money for cheeseburgers
And Europeans, let's not forget the Europeans
Specifically, the French.
Zem's gonna git you.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:46 pm
by Valdarith
no i will not stop fattering you
I see wat u did thar

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:46 pm
by Kaitscralt
what

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:47 pm
by Valdarith
huh

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:48 pm
by Khaospawn
nobody but ben bleiweiss and fat guys hungry enough to empathize big ben's feeding habit and give him more money for cheeseburgers
And Europeans, let's not forget the Europeans
Specifically, the French.
Zem's gonna git you.[/
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It's okay. My grandma is of French descent. That's like a free pass, right?

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:49 pm
by Khaospawn
Besides, I thought Z hated it when we spoke ill of people from Thailand or something.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:51 pm
by Kaitscralt
he is a fan of the squinty eyed surprise