[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:26 pm

#banCryptic

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:34 pm

I killed a guy with his own Abyssal Persecutor tonight.

I <3 shackles.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 2:02 pm

why was he playing abyssal persecutor

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 2:29 pm

It's not unknown for BG rock to play it it desecration demon.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:13 pm

fuck that

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:44 pm

I have most of the cards, but I can't bring myself to play / purchase Vexing Devil lol.
You sound like Val did, but LP and I managed to convince him.

Look, do it. Just trust me. This isn't Standard and it's not last year's Modern. Vexing Devil has a place and it's in this deck.

Don't be a bitch.

H8cha.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:45 pm

I have most of the cards, but I can't bring myself to play / purchase Vexing Devil lol.
You sound like Val did, but LP and I managed to convince him.

Look, do it. Just trust me. This isn't Standard and it's not last year's Modern. Vexing Devil has a place and it's in this deck.

Don't be a bitch.
H8cha.

You don't know the power of the dark side!

redthirst · Postby **redthirst** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:48 pm

"Naw I ain't going to tell some nigga to play Vexing Devil in an Aggro deck. I got more sense than that."

"Yeah I remember telling that nigga to play Vexing Devil in an Aggro deck."

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:52 pm

"Naw I ain't going to tell some nigga to play Vexing Devil in an Aggro deck. I got more sense than that."

"Yeah I remember telling that nigga to play Vexing Devil in an Aggro deck."

Fuck yo VD, nigga! *grinds dirty boots on a Vexing Devil card*

No, but seriously, it fits in Modern Burn and this RDW deck. Especially in this RDW deck. I know it sounds crazy, but it does.

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:31 pm

The fact that every creature in the deck save Mogg Fanatic has to be answered helps with its effectiveness.

The printing of Eidolon completely changed the landscape for red decks in eternal formats as I predicted. I just wish I had jumped on the foils earlier.

Tyrael · Postby **Tyrael** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 5:45 pm

Eidolons have tripled in price already

sweet

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:05 pm

And yet red decks are still horrible in eternal formats

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:10 pm

Eidolons have tripled in price already

sweet

To a whole $6 a pop

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:11 pm

By what comparison are they horrible?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:16 pm

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:19 pm

burn is worse than every other combo deck in modern and is purely a budget option with no real big stage tournament results

nobody cares about legacy but if they did burn hasn't been a deck there for 10 years and even goblins is obsolete now

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:25 pm

nobody cares about legacy

Clearly

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:33 pm

burn is worse than every other combo deck in modern and is purely a budget option with no real big stage tournament results

nobody cares about legacy but if they did burn hasn't been a deck there for 10 years and even goblins is obsolete now

I just wanted to see you rehash they same tired argument again as if I was a child at bedtime wanting to hear a story from grandpa.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:33 pm

nobody cares about legacy
Clearly

Nobody cares...except for all the people that are playing it.

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:35 pm

Those people don't exist, mythical beasts of legend designed to scare children to sleep at night

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:35 pm

nobody cares about legacy
Clearly
Nobody cares...except for all the people that are playing it.

Obviously, those people don't count.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:36 pm

Legacy players are the boogeymen.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:36 pm

nobody but ben bleiweiss and fat guys hungry enough to empathize big ben's feeding habit and give him more money for cheeseburgers

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:37 pm

Or should I say, boogie men? amiright?

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:38 pm

you know, bigums like the people posting between my posts

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:39 pm

Yeah quit interrupting me kait, you fat fuck

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:40 pm

Kait sounds like Clayton Bigsby talking about niggers when he talks about Burn.

"Big Bolt-havin'... tappin' all the Twin players' Mountains... they all think they can burn... did I mention they stink!?"

Sir, SIR! I am involved in no way, shape, or form in any Mountaindom!

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:42 pm

you know, bigums like the people posting between my posts

For fuck's sake, is this story over yet?

Mcdonalds · Postby **Mcdonalds** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:43 pm

nobody but ben bleiweiss and fat guys hungry enough to empathize big ben's feeding habit and give him more money for cheeseburgers

And Europeans, let's not forget the Europeans

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:44 pm

nobody but ben bleiweiss and fat guys hungry enough to empathize big ben's feeding habit and give him more money for cheeseburgers
And Europeans, let's not forget the Europeans

Specifically, the French.

BlakLanner · Postby **BlakLanner** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:44 pm

Those people don't exist, mythical beasts of legend designed to scare children to sleep at night

Stop flattering me.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:45 pm

Blaklanner is the boogeyman created to scare the little Standard players.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:45 pm

no i will not stop fattering you

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:45 pm

nobody but ben bleiweiss and fat guys hungry enough to empathize big ben's feeding habit and give him more money for cheeseburgers
And Europeans, let's not forget the Europeans
Specifically, the French.

Zem's gonna git you.

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:46 pm

no i will not stop fattering you

I see wat u did thar

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:46 pm

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:47 pm

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:48 pm

nobody but ben bleiweiss and fat guys hungry enough to empathize big ben's feeding habit and give him more money for cheeseburgers
And Europeans, let's not forget the Europeans
Specifically, the French.
Zem's gonna git you.[/
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It's okay. My grandma is of French descent. That's like a free pass, right?

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:49 pm

Besides, I thought Z hated it when we spoke ill of people from Thailand or something.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:51 pm

he is a fan of the squinty eyed surprise

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