Dies to Removal

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I meant MTG News members are family , just like you guys and Magecraft. We have our bad apples, but don't insult them.

the harlem shake is a real thing.
a bunch of (99.9% white) people are bastardizing it on the internet via meme.
many of these people will go on to profit off of bastardizing something that is a real cultural thing for people in harlem.
people in harlem, almost inarguably in a worse place fiscally than white vloggers with a youtube following, will not see a cent of the money earned on a "craze" they had no idea they were starting.

white people with money -- infinity +1; poor black and minority people -- 0

there is a video that outlines the above in real testimonials from harlem natives young and old, but it's longer than 18 seconds so i assume you'd start drooling on yourself if i posted it instead of typing this out.

like when i saw my first harlem shake video, the first thought i had was "that's mad racist" followed immediately by "i wonder if the people in harlem realize that white people have made a minstrel show of yet another thing they do"

Nobody making these videos is trying to be racist, or giving a fuck about anything other than having fun or having their video seen. The origin is meaningless. The dad and his two year old son dancing on webcam have no obligation to give a shit about Harlem. You're not new to the Internet.

a bunch of people shaking around like they're having a seizure isn't the harlem shake.
they're taking something that is shaking around like a seizure victim and rebranding it as the harlem shake.
they get hits and LOL reblogs, which turn into money, because i am not new to the internet and
know how that works.
harlem doesn't get the money for the thing they invented.

this is just like when places outside of philly began selling philly cheese-steaks and then everyone stopped buying cheese-steaks in philly

this is just like that time those black people were doing wacky black people things so we put on some kind of facial covering and did a more cartoonish version of their wacky inhuman antics.

second comedy option:
this is just like when people went to harlem.

http://thatsnotcanon.tumblr.com/post/43 ... starhiphop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJaELXadKo

i was too busy fighting these:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18QJIIdteAw



to fight a wussy dragon

the harlem shake is a real thing.
a bunch of (99.9% white) people are bastardizing it on the internet via meme.
many of these people will go on to profit off of bastardizing something that is a real cultural thing for people in harlem.
people in harlem, almost inarguably in a worse place fiscally than white vloggers with a youtube following, will not see a cent of the money earned on a "craze" they had no idea they were starting.

white people with money -- infinity +1; poor black and minority people -- 0

there is a video that outlines the above in real testimonials from harlem natives young and old, but it's longer than 18 seconds so i assume you'd start drooling on yourself if i posted it instead of typing this out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJaELXadKo

embedding disabled by request?

what kind of an insecure douche would disallow their vids from being embedded on other sites because they wanted people to have to visit youtube to ++ the video views?

FUCK THAT

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do you have to press 2 for spanish?