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Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:05 am**

Oh, I see you there, Guardman, leaving the site so you don't have to respond to me.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:06 am**

I see you there, Ahrefs[Bot], silently judging me.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:12 am**

I see you there, Pendulum, talking to yourself.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:31 am**

And now, deep thoughts:

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:34 am**

If the Army ever gave me the chance to go back in time and kill Hitler, I think I'd tell them I'd do it, but then I'd just kind of hang out and put a bunch of bets on sports teams. Then I'd just buy Hitler instead, and everyone would win.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:38 am**

If there were ever a fire in a movie theater I was at, I think instead of yelling 'Fire' I'd yell 'free beer outside.'

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:42 am**

Whenever there's a thunderstorm, I always remember the time my grandmother told me it was just God playing bowling. Then I think about the time that my grandmother told me that the noise Rice Crispies made was just God playing bowling, and I realize she was pretty senile.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:43 am**

Sometimes I look up and see stars, and think about how inconsequential I am in the grand scheme of the universe. Then I think about how much I hate stars.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:59 am**

Some people are afraid that if they ever invented teleporters, there would be a chance that they could rematerialize inside something else. I think these people are missing a golden opportunity to rematerialize in that hot girl who sits three seats ahead of me in math class.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 12:08 pm**

If everyone was given one wish to use during their lifetime, I'd wish that everyone except me could have a free lifetime pass to Disneyworld, and that instead of my day at Disneyworld I would be able to live forever in space without having to breathe or eat or drink, because man the world would just be a fucked up place to live.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 12:21 pm**

Whenever I'm feeling blue, I eat some ice cream and that cheers me up. I'm so glad they finally invented heroin-flavored ice cream.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 3:34 pm**

when do you get funny

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 3:57 pm**

World war z was not bad at all
But Man of Steel was disappointing.

If you take away Superman's sense of humor and wonder you realize that his weakness isn't Kryptonite, its that he is really, really boring.
I know Kpaca is going to hate me for this, but I actually thought the Superman movie was quite good. Action was actually Superman-tier action, and I think Earth Atmosphere is a more interesting
weakness to focus on than Kryptonite, even if they are both weak as far as plot twists go.

I do agree that Superman, overall in general, is among the most boring of the heroes. But he filled a role; the first superhero (I'm not saying anything new, but it makes sense to me that he is the way he is, because the tropes didn't exist when he was made).

But as for the movie, I thought it was a solid origin story movie ala Batman Begins. I can see big things down the line for this trilogy/series of DC movies (if the Justice League thing happens), and Man of Steel filled the role of being an entertaining origin movie about a fairly boring protagonist overall

My mother raised me as a good christian boy, so I don't hate the mentally retarded. But I do feel bad for you.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 3:58 pm**

Pendulum is like dane cook.

Not funny at all.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:20 pm**

I think Guardman needs to post more. He rocks

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 4:26 pm**

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:39 pm**

When I woke up and stretched this morning, I got two charlie horses, one in each leg. I was writhing in pain for about 5 minutes, but it seemed like hours

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:40 pm**

That's probably the best story I'll hear today.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 6:13 pm**

Whenever there's a thunderstorm, I always remember the time my grandmother told me it was just God playing bowling. Then I think about the time that my grandmother told me that the noise Rice Crispies made was just God playing bowling, and I realize she was pretty senile.

Ba-dum tisssssss

I actually liked this one.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 6:52 pm**

Kpaca, are you going to get internet mad the next time your mother calls you boy? Does she even call you boy?

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 7:15 pm**

I kind of wish I was a regular poster of Sally when this went down so I could understand the level of bullshit.

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=425731

Would read again.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 7:30 pm**

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost ... count=1213

Some posts from the user X is a great card analyst thread, these were ok, however posting he is in Newyork you should go get him is a death threat.

Few months down the line Gals suspends people during the forum awards while posting along the lines of gutter members ripping the crap out of members is not allowed............ despite the fact Gals himself had done so in the mod lounge.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 7:40 pm**

to be a mtgsilly mod you need to be a hyprocrite

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:49 pm**

15 years ago mick foley fell from the top of the hell in a cell cage.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:50 pm**

I kind of wish I was a regular poster of Sally when this went down so I could understand the level of bullshit.
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=425731

Would read again.

I'm not allowed to view that thread.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:56 pm**

rake 12 more posts and wait a little less than 2weeks

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:59 pm**

I kind of wish I was a regular poster of Sally when this went down so I could understand the level of bullshit.
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=425731

Would read again.
I'm not allowed to view that thread.

Sorry, my bad

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:09 pm**

Kpaca, are you going to get internet mad the next time your mother calls you boy? Does she even call you boy?

Another day. Another try hard. Another fail.

Dead serious: do you have aspergers. It would honestly help me interact with you if I knew for sure.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:32 pm**

aspies do like things in thier butts.

ask teia when we raid on the 4th of july.

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:37 pm**

Celebrate our Independence Day!

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:49 pm**

let freedom ring

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:52 pm**

Was at my uncles wedding today, got asked way took many times if I'm next in the marriage dept

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:53 pm**

are you next to get married?

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:54 pm**

let freedom ring

But I'm a Pokemon Master. How can I let freedom ring without being a hypocrite?

Posted: **Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:55 pm**

those beasts have no rights

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 12:19 am**

let freedom ring
But I'm a Pokemon Master. How can I let freedom ring without being a hypocrite?

i want to slap you for that good sir.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 12:46 am**

Swagggggggggg

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:40 am**

I just can't see the appeal in Pokemon. Unless you're a pre-teen, then I get it.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:43 am**

I've always found Bulbasaur rather apeeling.

Posted: **Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:44 am**

I've always found Bulbasaur rather apeeling.

/attempt to commit comedic suicide

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