Dies to Removal

Happy b-day, Keith!

Just built UWR Kiki Control. On another note Happy Bday Raida!

me too.

Happy Birthday Keith!

happy birthday you dumb dirty dolt

Turn 1:
Misty Rainforest, go
Misty Rainforest, fetch Overgrown Tomb, Birds of Paradise
EOT fetch Island, Twisted Image your Bird

Turn 2:
Sulfur Falls, Spreading Seas your Overgrown Tomb

>:)

I'm scared to ask what deck you were playing that had this combination of cards in it...

Twin. Twisted Image is the new hot tech. As for Spreading Seas, well...

Also, happy birthday Keith! And happy birthday Radia in case I missed it.

Evidently it's birthday season. Happy birthday Raida and LD.

Boring white playmat is boring, so I took a permanent marker to it.



Okay, I took two permanent markers to it.

Let's play a game I invented. It's called "guess where I fucked it up twice". The prize for winning is one internet.

That's sweet. I have no guess. Looks good.

I'm assuming it's the big blotchy part in the middle of the right hand.

Happy birthday LD!

It's two parts in the red where I started coloring what should have been white, because fuck paying attention.

Turn 1:
Misty Rainforest, go
Misty Rainforest, fetch Overgrown Tomb, Birds of Paradise
EOT fetch Island, Twisted Image your Bird

Turn 2:
Sulfur Falls, Spreading Seas your Overgrown Tomb

>:)

I'm scared to ask what deck you were playing that had this combination of cards in it...

Twin. Twisted Image is the new hot tech. As for Spreading Seas, well...

Twisted
Image keeps trolling my Spellskites, so I'm back on Auriok Champion for max lulz.

And I just found out I'll be going to Japan near the end of June.

Shit. I'm going to Japan, and all I know about their culture comes from anime.

What do I need to know?

Just keep your head down and try not to make an ass of yourself. Don't be afraid to ask for directions, but be respectful while doing so. Avoid hostess bars unless you enjoy being shaken down for all of your money. (It's like a strip club except you don't even get to see tits.)

Most importantly, if you don't speak any Japanese, stay in the touristy cities. We ventured a little too far off of the beaten path when we went to see castles in Kyoto, and...well, if it weren't for a friend of mine, we would have been hopelessly lost. Nobody out there speaks English and they're not terribly receptive to charades either...

Google makes a translation app that can help you tell cab drivers where to go, say short phrases, etc. Not useful for a conversation, but helps with road signs and directions.

The Japanese are very polite to the point of lying if it prevents confrontation, so it's easy to get run in circles through misunderstanding.

Just say anime.

Raida and Keith - Happy Birthday, ya filthy animals.

1, 2, 10!

Boring white playmat is boring, so I took a permanent marker to it.



Okay, I took two permanent markers to it.

Let's play a game I invented. It's called "guess where I fucked it up twice". The prize for winning is one internet.

When you superimposed Chinese-American, Bruce Lee on the Japanese naval flag? A flag that to China and the Chinese is the equivalent of a Nazi flag? The flag under which Bruce Lee's teacher, Ip Man, lived in terror during the Japanese occupation of China? Lol

Everything I know about Japan comes from Godzilla films. So just stay away from Tokyo, Hokkaido, and basically any nuclear power plant and you'll be fine.

Shit. I'm going to Japan, and all I know about their culture comes from anime.

What do I need to know?

Don't be one of those guys lol. If you want to talk about Japan, just ask. I lived there for four years.

is it true that their private holes slant side to side like their eyes

evoking a mythic samurai waterfall effect

I was under the impression that all Asian women had pixelated vaginas.

1, 2, 10!

You been smoochin' wit everybody! Cliff, Leo, Bony Bob, Little Moe with the gimpy leg! I can go on forever baby!

Get down on your knees and tell me you love me!

I was under the impression that all Asian women had pixelated vaginas.

That's the main reason why I don't like to watch Asian porn. That and the annoying, child-like squeals / moans/ fuck noises they make. It's no fun to watch porn in silence.

Happy birthday LD!! No snappy one liners from me, just well wishes.

Boring white playmat is boring, so I took a permanent marker to it.



Okay, I took two permanent markers to it.

Let's play a game I invented. It's called "guess where I fucked it up twice". The prize for winning is one internet.

When you superimposed Chinese-American, Bruce Lee on the Japanese naval flag? A flag that to China and the Chinese is the
equivalent of a Nazi flag? The flag under which Bruce Lee's teacher, Ip Man, lived in terror during the Japanese occupation of China? Lol

Shit. I'm going to Japan, and all I know about their culture comes from anime.

What do I need to know?

If you know enough Japanese to ask for directions, you have to pretend like you're super embarrassed, like middle schooler asking his crush to the dance. Otherwise, you'll freak them out and they'll run away with the words, "I no speak English!" hanging on the wind. Or, you'll get people who pretend like they can't understand a word you're saying even though the Japanese you spoke is 100% correct and you didn't mess up the pronunciation.

Bakeries are your friend. Learn to love them. For 3 or 4 bucks you get a decent amount of food that stay with you for a few hours. Go to them when you're hungry.

On the other end
of the spectrum, stay the hell away from Italian food. It's disgusting. Like... ick... Anything other type of food in Japan is better than Japanese Italian.

Trains are easy. The red box is where you are. Find where you want to go. The number inside that box is how much you need to pay to get there. If you fuck up and go to the wrong station, just hop on another train. You don't need to pay any extra as long as you don't go through any gates. If you decide you need to go somewhere else after you've paid, there are fare adjustment machines.

Shadiness level of an area in Japan is directly proportional to the number of Pachinko parlors you find. Also, even if you're in the middle of no where, you'll find a pachinko parlor.

"Nomihoudai" means all you can drink, and yes, there is all you can drink alcohol for like $10 to $20. "Tabehoudai" is all you can eat. It goes for about the same. Exploit these.

ALWAYS learn the word for bathroom whenever you travel. Also learn how to politely ask where it is.

Signs should point you there, but it's always good to know just in case.

lots of hookers in japan

I think fucking japaneese people sideways could be a good idea.
They still try to run away, but at least you get all the fun.

Me ruv you rong time.

No soul brother

No sour brother

Fixed that for ya!

Shit. I'm going to Japan, and all I know about their culture comes from anime.

What do I need to know?

You should be good. It's exactly like that IRL in Japan.

good, I love big bright eyes