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Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 3:12 am
by Christen
If you say it with a very fluent Japanese accent, you get bonus points.

Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iynquSJjw1E

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 11:26 am
by photodyer
Is [card]Legion's Initiative[/card] viable in Standard? I've looked at it from a number of different angles relative to aggro decks--which stand to gain the most from it--but everything about it slows a swarm deck down. True, if you have a red 1-drop on the field it does impact damage similar to KoI coming down T2, but it still wants you to keep mana up for the protection ability, which is again inherently non-aggressive. It also regrettably doesn't synergize mana-wise with BTE, which while not a deal-breaker, does limit its definable applicability.

The card seems (duh) to want to be in a dedicated Boros deck with cards that are borderline Standard playable, but of course cards that need other cards to be good yada yada...Still, I really dig Wojek Halberdiers (and for that matter Skyknight Legionnaire), and it seems that the deck in which
it would be playable would include the enchantment.

Without question, the BTE-based and other mana-accel decks are dominating Standard Aggro, but is the resiliency offered by LA and Boros Charm enough to make a deck viable? Can the lack of speed be made up for by the ability to keep board presence through both all-in combat and board wipes? Things like thoughts of 6-power hellkites and 8/8 indestructibles on the attack just sound wickedly fun...

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 12:31 pm
by windstrider
Oh, my brothers. That was a very enjoyable anniversary filled with good food, excellent sex, multiples of orgasms, and a good night's rest followed by a hot breakfast. There would be more sex this morning, but the wife had to depart for work early.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:55 pm
by redthirst
windstrider, I heartily approved until the last sentence.

You should never let something as trivial as work get in the way of phallic domination.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:56 pm
by Fax
I gotta say, reading this thread after being translated by gizoogle.net is the pure definition of win-more. I couldn't even finish reading photodyer's last post :rofl: (belated happy birthday by the way!)

http://www.gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php? ... is+Shiznit

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 2:00 pm
by redthirst
Yeah... that's pretty great.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 2:29 pm
by TubeHunter
Fo shizzle

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 2:54 pm
by Khaospawn
For some reason, my anit-virus is blocking this site now. Anybody else having the same problem? I have to disable the AV just to log on.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 2:55 pm
by redthirst
Nope. I think I saw someone in Tech issues say that they had to disable the chat function to long on, though.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 3:54 pm
by Fax
Yeah my AV is throwing fits at the board index too, clan pages work fine AFAICT. Could be the chat, yeah.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 3:54 pm
by Valdarith
Is [card]Legion's Initiative[/card] viable in Standard? I've looked at it from a number of different angles relative to aggro decks--which stand to gain the most from it--but everything about it slows a swarm deck down. True, if you have a red 1-drop on the field it does impact damage similar to KoI coming down T2, but it still wants you to keep mana up for the protection ability, which is again inherently non-aggressive. It also regrettably doesn't synergize mana-wise with BTE, which while not a deal-breaker, does limit its definable applicability.

The card seems (duh) to want to be in a dedicated Boros deck with cards that are borderline Standard playable, but of course cards that need other cards to be good yada yada...Still, I
really dig Wojek Halberdiers (and for that matter Skyknight Legionnaire), and it seems that the deck in which it would be playable would include the enchantment.

Without question, the BTE-based and other mana-accel decks are dominating Standard Aggro, but is the resiliency offered by LA and Boros Charm enough to make a deck viable? Can the lack of speed be made up for by the ability to keep board presence through both all-in combat and board wipes? Things like thoughts of 6-power hellkites and 8/8 indestructibles on the attack just sound wickedly fun...
I've come to the conclusion that Legion's Initiative is a trap card. If I really want to protect my board, why not just play a more versatile card in Boros Charm?

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 3:54 pm
by Fax
Yup, disabled chat and now it works.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 3:57 pm
by Fax
Holy shit, 4 posts in a day, there goes my monthly quota.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 4:00 pm
by RedNihilist
See you in June :,(

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 4:09 pm
by redthirst
So here's something different - I'm thinking of making a BYOS Delver deck and here's what I've got so far:

Innistrad - Shards - 5th Edition

[deck]Creatures: 15
4 Delver of Secrets
4 Snapcaster Mage
4 Meddling Mage
3 Geist of Saint Traft

Spells: 25
4 Brainstorm
4 Portent
4 Thought Scour
4 Unsummon
4 Path to Exile
3 Winter Orb
2 Elspeth, Knight-Errant

Lands: 20
4 Adarkar Wastes
4 Cavern of Souls
8 Island
4 Plains[/deck]

Elspeth may be a little greedy with only 8 sources of W mana - in addition, if I drop it, my curve would top out at 3 and, with so many cantrips, I could afford to run 18 lands.

Another option for the deck would be Miracle spells since I run Brainstorm and Portent to turn them on and/or actual countermagic and the SB options are pretty hot: Hurkyl's Recall busts up Afinity, Ethersworn Canonist hurts combo (if it's needed with MM and Winter Orb MD), the deck itself is anti-
control so I probably don't need anything for that, and I can't think of anything against Aggro off the top of my head, but I'm sure there's something.

Any thoughts?

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 4:53 pm
by Alex
Any thoughts?
Stop playing Meddling Mage mainboard and stop playing Elspeth entirely.

Play [card]Runechanter's Pike[/card]. Also Midnight Haunting is a card.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 4:55 pm
by redthirst
Stop playing Meddling Mage mainboard
In the BYOS tournament, your decklist is available to your opponent.

And I can get behind removing Elspeth.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 5:01 pm
by Khaospawn
Yup, disabled chat and now it works.
Same here. Problem solved. Now I can get back to stroking redthirst's ego.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 5:03 pm
by redthirst
Thank God.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 5:05 pm
by Fax
Don't you guys miss the time when movies everyone could get away with this kind of humor?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEVTQHiAQRA

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 5:09 pm
by redthirst
I don't think a lot of people care if you make a joke about white women liking black men...

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 5:24 pm
by Khaospawn
Man, I love Airplane.

"Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?"

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 5:24 pm
by TubeHunter
Want to see the worst thread of all time? Just go to the modern ban list disscusion. Just a large collection of geniuses, starting with bocephus.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 5:26 pm
by redthirst
That sounds like just the kind of place Secks would feel at home.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 5:35 pm
by TubeHunter
That sounds like just the kind of place Secks would feel at home.
I'll tell him ;-)

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 5:45 pm
by redthirst
Ban goyf, huh?

Not bad.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 5:48 pm
by Alex
In the BYOS tournament, your decklist is available to your opponent.
It still isn't that great. Hate bears aren't winning you the game. You want to be actively winning the game every turn in a tempo deck.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 5:51 pm
by Alex
Also if you ixnay Elspeth and the Meddling Mage, you can play a new set. One with Lightning Bolt in it. Because Lightning Bolt > Path to Exile.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 5:54 pm
by Fax
So me and my girlfriend are going to start watching Game of Thrones today. I was sold when you guys mentioned Natalie Dormer is in it, I know her (very well, nahmean) from The Tudors.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 6:01 pm
by redthirst
There are a lot of combo decks in BYOS - which means that there are a lot of MUs where a turn 2 Mage is very nearly gg. Even against a non combo deck, being able to look through your opponent's list and remove whatever card you don't want to see that game is powerful.

So when it doesn't make it impossible for your opponent to win, it still makes it very difficult for them to mount any sort of defense or take the initiative.

[quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=58876#p58876:2rlhk56b]Alex ยป Thu May 02, 2013 12:51 pm[/url:2rlhk56b]":2rlhk56b]Also if you ixnay Elspeth and the Meddling Mage, you can play a new set. One with Lightning Bolt in it. Because Lightning Bolt > Path to Exile.[/quote:2rlhk56b]

I'd have to play a different base set, and Lightning Bolt is not better than Brainstorm [i:2rlhk56b]and[/i:2rlhk56b] Portent.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 6:09 pm
by hamfactorial
So me and my girlfriend are going to start watching Game of Thrones today. I was sold when you guys mentioned Natalie Dormer is in it, I know her (very well, nahmean) from The Tudors.
I won't spoil any of it for you, but prepare to have your life changed for the better.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 6:19 pm
by redthirst
Though, if you've seen naked Natalie Dormer from the Tudors, your life is already much more complete than those that haven't.

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Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 6:23 pm
by hamfactorial
Speaking of Natalie Dormer, day 82 of the challenge. But barely, depending on how the rest of this conversation goes.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 6:31 pm
by redthirst
Image

The hotness has officialy reached "fucktardulous" levels.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 6:35 pm
by hamfactorial
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Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 6:53 pm
by redthirst
Also if you ixnay Elspeth and the Meddling Mage, you can play a new set. One with Lightning Bolt in it. Because Lightning Bolt > Path to Exile.
That does open up other possibilities, though.

Assuming I didn't want Shards as my other block, what would some other options be?

Kamigawa gives Jitte and Ninjas but not much else that I can think of.
Ice Age gives Swords, FoW, and frees up Brainstorm and Portent so I could go with another base set.
Ravnicas give Shocklands and some pretty good stuff like Bob or Lightning Helix.
Onslaught gives me Standstill...

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 7:23 pm
by rcwraspy
From that list it looks like Ice Age is the winner, and then you can pick the core set that gives the best value, potentially including bolt.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 7:23 pm
by LP, of the Fires
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The hotness has officialy reached "fucktardulous" levels.
I think my dick just exploded...

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 7:26 pm
by Kazekirimaru
The hotness has officialy reached "fucktardulous" levels.
The hotness level has been well above that since the moment you walked in.

No homo. :thumbsup:

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 7:29 pm
by Kazekirimaru
I gotta say, reading this thread after being translated by gizoogle.net is the pure definition of win-more. I couldn't even finish reading photodyer's last post :rofl: (belated happy birthday by the way!)

http://www.gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php? ... is+Shiznit
Same here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Problem solved. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Now
I can git back ta strokin redthirstz ego.
Thank Dogg.
I died. :rofl: