Lather Up and Blather On, Vol. 3

[Kaitscralt]

What's weird is that I just got off a suspension a few days ago, yet somehow my profile shows an active infraction that expires tomorrow. My last suspension would have ended tomorrow if that were the case, not last week. I've accumulated two infractions since being unsuspended, one in CI for joking and one in the Speakeasy for speaking easy. That leaves the first mystery infraction which somehow appeared between the two suspensions and counted for both, only the date was changed to expire tomorrow so they could ban me today.

Well played.

[Tom Servo]

They think bans work again? Lol

[Pendulum]

Everything old is new again.

[Kaitscralt]

What stings the most is that votan banned me.

[Manders]

This is my English degree trying desperately to be useful.

Don't worry, eventually your degree will settle into its life, develop a pack-a-day, bottle-a-day habit, experiment with harder drugs, then realize it likes dressing up in women's clothing; then it will be prepared
to discuss where to put the apostrophe with authority.
Yes, I just turned a diploma into Herman Melville.

My diploma became Teia with proper writing skills.

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Who did this?

[Manders]

What stings the most is that votan banned me.

[Manders]

This is my English degree trying desperately to be useful.

Don't worry, eventually your degree will settle into its
life, develop a pack-a-day, bottle-a-day habit, experiment with harder drugs, then realize it likes dressing up in women's clothing; then it will be prepared to discuss where to put the apostrophe with authority.
Yes, I just turned a diploma into Herman Melville.

My diploma became Teia with proper writing skills.

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Who did this?

Did someone hack into Teia's account to post this?

Because, if so, I'm greatly disturbed by this. Yeah, it's Teia and we hate shim, but this is a level of corruption that even Iridium hasn't sunk to.

[Pendulum]

What's weird is that I just got off a suspension a few days ago, yet somehow my profile shows an active infraction that expires tomorrow. My last suspension would have ended tomorrow if that were the case, not last week. I've accumulated two infractions since being unsuspended, one in CI for joking and one in the Speakeasy for speaking easy. That leaves the first mystery infraction which somehow appeared between the two suspensions and counted for both, only the date was changed to expire tomorrow so they could ban me today.

Well played.

I mean, what did you expect? Seriously, you either have a ban-deathwish or you're too retarded to figure out the KCW plan of keeping your head down when you're piling up infractions.

[Kaitscralt]

By the way, look at my last two infractions and tell me which one was more bullshit. Everything I ever say in the Speakeasy is with buzzkill sarcasm (even to Gutter members), and I have never been infracted for it until today. Look at my Speakeasy history. If being Abrasive Madding in the Speakeasy was an infractable offense I'd have been banned at its inception.

Again, well played.

[Manders]

No, I believe you that it's them taking every possible chance to get rid of you.

I'm just not sure what you expected to happen, bro.

[Manders]

All I'm saying is I'm not surprised by it. They're morally bankrupt and scared of us.

I'd rather focus on that Teia post business, man. You know anything about it?

[Kaitscralt]

What's weird is that I just got off a suspension a few days ago, yet somehow my profile shows an active infraction that expires tomorrow. My last suspension would have ended tomorrow if that were the case, not last week. I've accumulated two infractions since being unsuspended, one in CI for joking and one in the Speakeasy for speaking easy. That leaves the first mystery infraction which somehow appeared between the two suspensions and counted for both, only the date was changed to expire tomorrow so they could ban me today.

Well played.

I mean, what did you expect? Seriously, you either have a ban-
deathwish or you're too retarded to figure out the KCW plan of keeping your head down when you're piling up infractions.

Did you really say that KCW is good at MTGS'ing? He was banned for being a failtroll and then unbanned for siding with the staff. He will be a mod soon.

[Pendulum]

I'm worried about you, 'Scralty, that's all I'm sayin'.

[imopen2]

This is my English degree trying desperately to be useful.

Don't worry, eventually your degree will settle into its life, develop a pack-a-day, bottle-a-day habit, experiment with harder drugs, then realize it likes dressing up in women's clothing; then it will be prepared to discuss where to put the apostrophe with authority.
Yes, I just turned a diploma into Herman Melville.

My diploma became Teia with proper writing skills.

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Who did this?

Did someone hack into Teia's account to post this?

Because, if so, I'm greatly disturbed by this. Yeah, it's Teia and we hate shim, but this is a level of corruption that even Iridium hasn't sunk to.

[Pendulum]

Srsly, guys, it's not funny.

[Manders]

Are we really the only two people that are bothered by this?

Can I get some input on this, man?

[Kaitscralt]

I'm worried about you, 'Scralty, that's all I'm sayin'.

Why? I never complain about my infractions or appeal them. Posting about being banned for getting two infractions instead of three seems like a normal thing to do. It's the sort of thing we tend to laugh about here, if you haven't noticed. It doesn't mean I expected them to do anything different. Their blatantcy about it is cause for celebration. Taking the gloves off and all that.

[( G_R )]

What are we worrying about, again? The Hanson bro pic or the banning?

[Kaitscralt]

You're trying to impose a "umad?" on someone who is never mad about forums. If you don't find my ban interesting, make fun of Teia's sloppy handwriting instead.

[Tom Servo]

The only thing I know about KCW besides shit I drug up in TBCITE is his "ask me about music" thread. He's an idiot.

[Kaitscralt]

Sometimes Pendulum disappoints me. Manders sadly lives up to my expectations.

[Tom Servo]

And the more we talk about Teia, the more Teia there will be

[Manders]

What are we worrying about, again? The Hanson bro pic or the banning?

I am concerned that someone (who could only have been an admin) hacking Teia's account to post that pic of her. Yeah, it's funny, and we hate her, but even Iridium doesn't hack users accounts, and if someone is doing that here, then they've sunk lower than Iridium.

[Pendulum]

I'm worried about you, 'Scralty, that's all I'm sayin'.

Why? I never complain about my infractions or appeal them. Posting about being banned for getting two infractions instead of three seems like a normal thing to do. It's the sort of thing we tend to laugh about here, if you haven't noticed. It doesn't mean I expected them to do anything different. Their blatantcy about it is cause for celebration. Taking the gloves off and all that.

You used to be subtle about it. I hate what they've become just as much as you do, but if you can't see how your posts were overly antagonistic
it just gives them fodder. You fell on your own sword, man, and while I respect you I do not respect sepukku.

[Manders]

Sometimes Pendulum disappoints me. Manders sadly lives up to my expectations.

I'll never change, either.

Are you seriously telling me you don't care if one of our admins sinks lower than Iridium will?

[Tom Servo]

What are we worrying about, again? The Hanson bro pic or the banning?

I am concerned that someone (who could only have been an admin) hacking Teia's account to post that pic of her. Yeah, it's funny, and we hate her, but even Iridium doesn't hack users accounts, and if someone is doing that here, then they've sunk lower than Iridium.

This isn't real, is it? Were you outraged when Talore showed up behind closed doors?

[Tom Servo]

My god. This is real

[( G_R )]

As an administrator of this site, I can guarantee that no user account has been hacked by any member of this site's staff.

[( G_R )]

Red bold text makes my penis larger.

[Tom Servo]

It's too early and I'm not high enough

[( G_R )]

As an administrator of this site, I can guarantee that no user account has been hacked by any member of this site's staff.

This means that no one logged in as Teia, nor read Teia's PMs, nor made any post with Teia's user.

[( G_R )]

As an administrator of this site, I can guarantee that no user account has been hacked by any member of this site's staff.

This means that no one logged in as Teia, nor read Teia's PMs, nor made any post with Teia's user.

That doesn't mean that Internet Satan can't do shit to posts after they have been posted. Ya dig?

[Manders]

As an administrator of this site, I can guarantee that no user account has been hacked by any member of this site's staff.

So Teia posted that pic herself?

I find that hard to believe.

And you guys are disappointing the hell out of me right now.

[Manders]

As an administrator of this site, I can guarantee that no user account has been hacked by any member of this site's staff.

This means that no one logged in as Teia, nor read Teia's PMs, nor made any post with Teia's user.

That doesn't mean that Internet Satan can't do shit to posts after they have been posted. Ya dig?

'nathed.

Ok. Yeah,
I dig.

Worries abated.

[Pendulum]

As an administrator of this site, I can guarantee that no user account has been hacked by any member of this site's staff.

Then what did happen? I don't feel any safer knowing there's a hacker who doesn't happen to be on staff.

[Kaitscralt]

Pendulum if you think I did not understand the potential consequences of my posts after being banned three times already then you have gravely underestimated me. Sometimes it's not fun to be subtle. Sometimes it's more fun to call the spade a spade instead of calling the spade a heart and watching the clubs try and decipher it. Eventually you have to knock down the house of cards just to illicit a response from your bored lulcore, and accept the risk of being kicked out of the casino.

[Pendulum]

Wait, did you really just use the "that's not hacking" excuse?

[Kaitscralt]

I thought you knew me.

[( G_R )]

No hacks of accounts whatsoever. I said nothing about hacks of posts.

[( G_R )]

Actually I did.