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[( G_R )]

Basically, they decided to ban me, because my "habitual trolling" was aimed at iridium and having me suspended didn't prevent me to keep "trolling" them, there being a Rape Cave I could post in and everything. I really regret not screenshotting my thread before the software change. I made smiley morse-code posts there... even false smiley morse-code posts that where in no way decipherable because they didn't really mean anything. It was a thing of beauty.

#wounds.

[Second Harkius]

#StillSore

[Dragon of Grondok]

Allrighty then!

These are very peculiar circumstances!

From the contest score tally:

Score Tally

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Here are some bonus points you can earn in your quest of the black dragon trophy. Special hidden scores will also be awarded, but not disclosed.

-1: The post is not funny
+1: The post makes mention of any minorities in a humorous way
+2: The post makes allusion to any transgendered card analysts in a positive fashion (re: LogicX is a valuable member of MTGS posts).
+2: Screencaps of any deleted replies are also provided. 2 points per screencap, for a maximum of 6 bonus points
+3: Your gimmick gets banned
+5: Your gimmick gets banned for being someone else
+7: The post is in bad taste but in good humor
+10: Your gimmick gets banned for being Scumbag or Tom Servo
+15: The word RAID is mentioned by innocent bystanders
+20: The word RAID is invoked by speakeasy staff
+25:
Registering a sock puppet and replying to yourself related to the post/thread
+100: Your legit MTGS account get banned as a result of the participation on this contest
+∞ : The post is attested to induce severe nerdrage in MTGS

you get the following score:

+100/2: Legit account banning in relation with the "Fear and Loathing in the Speakeasy contest"
+∞/2: nerdrage-inducing Rape Cave posts/shots have been produced as a direct consequence of the Dragon challenge.

( G_R )is awarded (+∞+100)/2 dragon points and is declared the winner of the "Fear and Loathing in the Speakeasy" Dragon contest #5.

A Black Dragon trophy will be sent to his home address.

[( G_R )]