Scumbag the Science Guy

[Yannaria]

it's through anal sex
duh

[Pendulum]

Dammit, Scumbag, do me a favor and don't let Yanni's homeschooled ass get anywhere near the JIG control panel, k?

[Manders]

Oh shit, here we go again.
Scumbag, how do fish procreate?

Ooh, I know, I know!

[Mogadishu Jones]

Oh shit, here we go again.
Scumbag, how do fish procreate?

.

[Pendulum]

Tursalretten!

[Yannaria]

that picture gets me every time

[Yannaria]

Dammit, Scumbag, do me a favor and don't let Yanni's homeschooled ass get anywhere near the JIG control panel, k?

I wish I were homeschooled. the Maine education system was/is awful

[Manders]

Oh shit, here we go again.
Scumbag, how do fish procreate?

.

[Yannaria]

the healthiest meal.

[Manders]

Scumbag, can you explain metallurgy to me? What is it? How does it affect me?

Dumb it down for me a bit, will ya, 'cause I'm retarded when it comes to science.

[Iso]

how is babby formed

how girl get pragnent

[Tom Servo]

What would you most like to accomplish in your career?

[Iso]

Who invented gravity?

[Mcdonalds]

Why is Tom Servo online?

[imopen2]

where is the clitoris? a friend wants to know

[Checkbox]

Between your legs.

[Pendulum]

Hey Scumbag, you ever see that movie Gravity that came out last year? The whole time I was watching it I kept thinking "I wonder what a rocket scientist would make of this thing?"

[Col. Khaddafi]

"I wonder what a rocket scientist would make of this thing?"

It was Okay

[hamfactorial]

It was nice to see conservation of momentum (angular and linear) accurately represented, and the lack of sound transmission in space.

[Col. Khaddafi]

tbf I think that parachute entanglement scene took artistic license with the laws of motion for increased dramatic effect

I actually found more funny that through pure coincidence, the hubble telescope/shuttle, ISS, and Chinese space station were all within view range of each other, what a serendipitous movie event!

[hamfactorial]

Dude, all the satellites are spread out over a 200 sq. mile curved surface area, so of course the Chinese rocket test could turn them into shrapnel

[Col. Khaddafi]

I don't follow, its implied its the kessler syndrome situation. rocket fucks up one satelite who fucks up two or more, who inturn fuck up two and more each, etc... untill all the satellites in this kind of orbital range are consumed?

[rezombad]

if a large enough collision or explosion were to occur, such as between a space station and a defunct satellite, or as the result of hostile actions in space, then the resulting debris cascade could render low Earth orbit essentially impassable

some men just want to watch LEO burn.

[hamfactorial]

I don't follow, its implied its the kessler syndrome situation. rocket fucks up one satelite who fucks up two or more, who inturn fuck up two and more each, etc... untill all the satellites in this kind of orbital range are consumed?

I was being sarcastic there, should have changed my avatar to Kait's to make it more obvious.

[Mcdonalds]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Stardust]

Why is Canada so good at hockey?

[hamfactorial]

What is love?

[( G_R )]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

An African or European swallow?

[( G_R )]

I ask because I don't believe I can help you with the South African one. The European one, however, has an average airspeed of 11 m/s or about 24 mph, according to the findings of one J. Corum.

[Gatts]

Magnets. How the fuck do they work?

[( G_R )]

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me

[Zooligan]

How much cock would a woodcock suck if a woodcock could suck cock?

[Stardust]

Haha, he said penis.

[( G_R )]

Magnets. How the fuck do they work?

Magic.

[Blackhound]

Tell me about the God partical.

[Col. Khaddafi]

This thread clearly shows that even hobby sites like magical cards webforums can decisively contribute to raise the scientific culture of the general populace.

[hamfactorial]

Did you see the movie Particle Fever?

[Zooligan]

Tell me about the God partical.

I'm on the search for something much more intriguing - the source of all intelligence in the universe.

I call it the smarticle.

[Col. Khaddafi]

Because it conducts the microwaves like the oven walls, except aluminum paper folds easier so you can have locally spikes and it happens the same like in a lightning storm, the currents are attracted to spikes and you can get sparks as a result that can light off inflamable stuff inside.

[Kaitscralt]

that's why you can microwave a spoon and not a fork