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Postby Checkbox » Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:13 pm

But once your opponent's next turn starts you should be fine
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Postby Mcdonalds » Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:18 pm

I both appreciate and great revile that

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:34 pm

But once your opponent's next turn starts you should be fine
Your posts are enjoyable lately
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Postby Pendulum » Sat Jan 18, 2014 6:34 pm

I wonder if it's wise to begin showing my open contempt for most people I meet at an airport
I always employ The Costanza at airports, walking around looking like I'm extremely busy/pissed/thoughtful; most people give me a nice wide berth, I call it my Anger Bubble. Hasn't failed yet.
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Postby Pendulum » Sat Jan 18, 2014 6:47 pm

Well, on second thought, it did fail once, although it was at a school so I'm not sure if that counts if we're concentrating the discussion on airports or not. I had to deliver some packages to my gf who taught sixth grade, so I happened to be rolling a dolly full of heavy shit down the hall just as the lunch bell rang, and it turns out that tweens just don't give a fuck about how pissed you are, they're just dicks. Employing the tactic of "stop politely for the person obstructing your path and stare at them until they get uncomfortable" works, though. :teach:
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Postby Mcdonalds » Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:43 pm

Called 4 pizza joints with 5 miles of the hotel, all said I was too far

I decided to instead of personally walking to the one a mile away and insulting the person I spoke to, I instead went to the Cuban joint across the street

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:56 pm

Usually there's a ad for pizza in the hotel that's "more than happy to deliver right to your room"
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Postby Mcdonalds » Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:16 am

I didn't see anything in my room or the small pile of papers I was handed so was like "fuck it", TO YELP

that and in my experience it is usually Pizza Hut/Dominos, and fuck that shit

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:21 am

Neither of those options are terrible.
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:47 am

I'm going to punch my gf so hard in her face.

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Postby Kaitscralt » Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:53 am

make her pay
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Postby DroppinSuga » Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:04 am

Don't go to jail.
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Postby imopen2 » Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:30 am

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Postby iamabadman » Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:30 am

jelly donut then superman that hoe

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:30 am

FINISH HER
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Postby Kaitscralt » Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:53 am

toasty!
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Postby Kaitscralt » Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:54 am

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Postby iamabadman » Sun Jan 19, 2014 2:49 am

almost done dead space 3


anyone every play etrian odyssey or the smt games?

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Postby zemanjaski » Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:03 am

Return of the cowardly baguy I see.
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Postby Mcdonalds » Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:19 am

almost done dead space 3


anyone every play etrian odyssey or the smt games?
Nocturne is very good, strange journey is surprisingly good if you don't mind it being somewhat old school

The persona games are alright, only ever played a couple of hours of them and never really got into them.

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:44 am

Shin Megami Tensei is pretty much Pokemon but before Pokemon was Pokemon
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Postby iamabadman » Sun Jan 19, 2014 5:55 am

almost done dead space 3


anyone every play etrian odyssey or the smt games?
Nocturne is very good, strange journey is surprisingly good if you don't mind it being somewhat old school

The persona games are alright, only ever played a couple of hours of them and never really got into them.

i only played devil survivor overclocked but loved what i played and i understand the others are different. i have most of the portable ones you can play on the 3ds, smt iv, strange journey, soul hackers, and obv devil survivor. dont have ds 2 but waiting for the 3ds
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Shin Megami Tensei is pretty much Pokemon but before Pokemon was Pokemon
dragon quest v and iv also :teach: the ds vi doesnt have the monster taming part though but you can hook up with some slimes and an axe weilding t-rex, and in 8 you can make an arena team



zemanjaski SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UNFUNNY CUNT. ONAR WAS FUNNIER THEN YOU. YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT

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Postby iamabadman » Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:05 am

crystal warriors on the game gear also does it annnnnnnnnnd its a strat rpg you can get it on the 3ds

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Postby Mcdonalds » Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:11 am


i only played devil survivor overclocked but loved what i played and i understand the others are different. i have most of the portable ones you can play on the 3ds, smt iv, strange journey, soul hackers, and obv devil survivor. dont have ds 2 but waiting for the 3ds remake
Look up bahamut lagoon, you'd prolly like it as well
zemanjaski SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UNFUNNY CUNT. ONAR WAS FUNNIER THEN YOU. YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
Onar was also unintentionally funnier than like 90% of the people here

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Postby Mcdonalds » Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:12 am

I mean look at your sig

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:13 am

Dude, comparing people to Onar in the funny factor is just plain unfair. That dude was fucking hilarious. I wish he'd stick his head in here sometime.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:14 am

so we can CHOP IT OFF
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Postby Mcdonalds » Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:23 am

WITH OUR MASSIVE DICKS

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:28 am

THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE FALLEN IN THE VICINITY OF OUR FACES
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Postby Mcdonalds » Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:30 am

CAPS LOCK

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:30 am

RETARDS
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Postby Pendulum » Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:32 am

Yeah, but what happens when we chop off his face and there's like a Terminator under there or something?
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Postby Mcdonalds » Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:36 am

burn him

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Postby zemanjaski » Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:37 am

How much of baguy's idiocy is an act? Sometimes I worry that I'm making fun of a mentally handicapped person then I remember this is DTR.
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Postby Pendulum » Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:43 am

How much of baguy's idiocy is an act? Sometimes I worry that I'm making fun of a mentally handicapped person then I remember this is DTR.
Usually he just gets cranky if we don't post funny shit to appease his nature.
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Postby zemanjaski » Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:45 am

Sup Pendi?
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Postby Checkbox » Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:32 pm

kpaca, what did your gf do? Why is she still your gf? Did you punch her?
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Postby Checkbox » Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:33 pm

These are important questions
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Postby Kaitscralt » Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:37 pm

she sucked another dick
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Postby Mogadishu Jones » Sun Jan 19, 2014 4:23 pm

How much of baguy's idiocy is an act? Sometimes I worry that I'm making fun of a mentally handicapped person then I remember this is DTR.


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