Dies to Removal

But yeah, cfb player with a pay raise over here

Congrats, yo. Raises are good.

I always drafted the Firstblades in the RTR block. It's amazing how many times I see it passed off even after the 7th person.

I picked up a set of foil Firstblades Saturday afternoon for about a dollar. The store owner went to hand them to me, stopped and said, "What the fuck are you planning on doing with these?"

Seriously, that's exactly what he said.

If your answer was anything other than "cock slapping bitches", you're doing it wrong.

i respect shaheen soorani more than i do most players. what is his mtgo handle?

I'm required to wear the CFB shirt at future events though.

tell all your cfb friends to follow our poor pathetic twitter

Are you allowed to add a small patch to the shirt?

Does CFB have a policy regarding hulk-flexing the shirt off to reveal your DTR tattoo?

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Does CFB have a policy regarding hulk-flexing the shirt off to reveal your DTR tattoo?

Tattoos are for wimps.

Real men brand themselves.

I'm required to wear the CFB shirt at future events though.

And use their sleeves? Lol

I will keep looking for Asuka sleeves.

Does CFB have a policy regarding hulk-flexing the shirt off to reveal your DTR tattoo?

He's hulking up!

Zem should just tattoo on his forehead: D2R, FoS, Free $20 bet at LuckyCasino.com

Are you allowed to add a small patch to the shirt?

Unsure. If nothing else I want "Zemanjaski" across the back.

Zem should just tattoo on his forehead: D2R, FoS, Free $20 bet at LuckyCasino.com

I am down for my first tattoo in two weeks, might as well put the GP money to good use.

I will keep looking for Asuka sleeves.

>:)

Are you allowed to add a small patch to the shirt?

Unsure. If nothing else I want "Zemanjaski" across the back.

That would be pretty sweet. Anything preventing you from wearing a DtR branded bandanna like an Aussie Rambo?

Moar liek Viashino Flame Javelin amirite

It's actually even better than that.

Are you allowed to add a small patch to the shirt?

Unsure. If nothing else I want "Zemanjaski" across the back.

That would be pretty sweet. Anything preventing you from wearing a DtR branded bandanna like an Aussie Rambo?

Only my own inherent sense of style.

Tatoo on a dick that says DTR and when you get erected it goes all the way into Dies To Removal Is Your Best Source of MTG Knowledge and Terrible Dick Jokes.

you're alright yarpus

you're sarcastic kait

i am

but a dtr erection into dies to removal is a joke that only happens once in a lifetime

I have my moments.
My parents kept me for some reason.

Also, there's a chance that I'll live in a flat with spanish guy called Miguel.
I'll never be able to bang a chick in my lifetime unless I'll change my name into Hidalgo and hire low-budget espaniol/mexican musican to make a guitar jingle whenever someone says my new name.
I blame my parents for giving me jewish name (David). These tend to look good only on payrolls.

Firstblade reminds of kicking all forms of ass with Inner-Flame Acolyte back in lorwyn days. It was completely unrespected then, and her successors inherent the same. Of course people also think that viashino sandstalker is terrible, so what do you expect?

sandstalker saw some play back in the day

I ran Archwing Dragon vs UW tapout control, so I support the "janky creature > u" mindset when appropriate.

sandstalker saw some play back in the day

Some, but most people thought he was terrible. My friends couldn't figure out how I was winning with "jank like that" maindeck.

Look forward to seeing Zem in action again.

I will keep looking for Asuka sleeves.

Any chance I can wire you some money and get you to look for some anime sleeves for me too? ;P

I will keep looking for Asuka sleeves.

Any chance I can wire you some money and get you to look for some anime sleeves for me too? ;P

What are you looking for specifically?

I'm using Guy Fawkes mask sleeves for nekusar at the moment, and a surprising number of players have no idea what it's reference to. If they had never made a movie and it was just the comic that would be one thing, but seriously? Then again I am the only person that plays at that shop that is berween the ages of 22 and 40, so it might be a problem of demographics.

That's the anonymous guy, amirite?

trolololol

When I lived in the UK, I was perplexed by Guy Fawkes Day.

Why doesn't America have a Bin Laden Day?

Poor comparison.

Guy Fawkes wanted to change the government. He was a terrorist from the inside. A revolutionary.

Bin Laden is wanted to destroy the government. He was a terrorist from the outside. An anarchist.

Timothy Mcveigh Day?

Do you know what Guy Fawkes Day celebrates?

That the foiled a terrorist plot. I guess the ones I mentionex were not foiled.

Any examples of terrorists who were foiled worth celebrating? Not voming to me.

Any examples of terrorists who were foiled worth celebrating? Not voming to me.

The entire South?