Dies to Removal

Posted: **Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:14 pm**

gay butt pirates!!!!!

Posted: **Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:16 pm**

You guys are a religious cult. You flock to the teachings of a man-who-would-be-king (Zem), hoping to find guidance and knowledge. You have secret deliberations in your private thread and are governed by an ominously-titled "inner council."

Next thing you know, you're planning a "clan get-together" masquerading a mass suicide.

I object.

Unless I'm the agent of chaos here. It could be that.

Posted: **Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:27 pm**

wow it's like I can summon him or something.

Posted: **Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:43 pm**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggPU8L_4E1o

he should definitely rape her

Posted: **Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:00 pm**

It's never a bad idea to be an agent of Khaos.

Posted: **Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:05 pm**

wow it's like I can summon him or something.

can you unsummon him?

Posted: **Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:05 pm**

Vapor Snag dat foo!

Posted: **Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:12 pm**

I've had my friends tell me my clan was a cult, then they realized I taught them all how to play against red decks and the decided it was all for the best.

Posted: **Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:17 pm**

We're fucked.

Posted: **Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:33 pm**

HAHAHAHAHA

Posted: **Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:43 pm**

We're fucked.

Funny because its true.

Posted: **Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:54 pm**

Because you know, the website.

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:32 am**

I can't keep up with this place. So many pages behind when I wake up in the morning.

FoS clan name is fine. If you are going to change the name, now is the time to do it. I just don't think it's necessary.

Kait, change your avatar back to the woman. You're hypersensitive like one.

Great, now Zem's a would be god pirate king and we all worship him.

Slash/slash slash fiction sounds interesting. I never got into that kind of writing.

Time for a Soviet Reunion!

Ok, I think I'm all caught up now.

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:34 am**

I've been a would-be-pirate-king for a while, or haven't you seen my sig or avatar?

Viashino Firstblade has its first victim of the day - Shaheen Soorani just rage quit on me in the finals of an 8-man.

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:40 am**

I've been a would-be-pirate-king for a while, or haven't you seen my sig or avatar?

Viashino Firstblade has its first victim of the day - Shaheen Soorani just rage quit on me in the finals of an 8-man.

HAHAHA you just slapped around one of the saviors of U/W? Oh man, you gotta catch wafa tapa too. Red Pirate King Zemajaski vs the world.

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:55 am**

Fuck islands. Tap montains.

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:02 am**

Andy Copperfaus is the greatest human being ever.

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:08 am**

Should I know that name?

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:10 am**

tap islands. tap dat ass. tap plains. tap enlightenment.

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:22 am**

CFB 1, SCG 0

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:24 am**

Should I know that name?

Head editor and content manager of CFB.

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:25 am**

I want to know more about Soorani rage quitting. Did he accuse you of shuffling your sideboard in upside down, Z?

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:27 am**

But yeah, cfb player with a pay raise over here

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:27 am**

I want to know more about Soorani rage quitting. Did he accuse you of shuffling your sideboard in upside down, Z?

HAHAHAHA.

No, but he did what everyone else does, read Viashino Firstblade for the first time, die on the inside.

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:32 am**

Glad to hear it. Any idea when the next article will be published?

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:35 am**

Raises are good. You deserve it.

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:35 am**

I want to know more about Soorani rage quitting. Did he accuse you of shuffling your sideboard in upside down, Z?
HAHAHAHA.

No, but he did what everyone else does, read Viashino Firstblade for the first time, die on the inside.

I'm literally laughing out loud on the 'die on the inside' part.

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:37 am**

Viashino Firstblade kills you from the inside-out. He's that good.

Article monday. Going to play in and record the premier event this weekend, that'll go up late next week. Got to top 8 something

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:37 am**

Can't wait until "dies to Firstblade" becomes a way to dismiss a creature in Standard.

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:38 am**

I'm not current on world news. Is the USSR back in action? Should I be fearing nuclear warheads?

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:38 am**

Hey, congrats on the raise, James.

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:38 am**

..and then I realized I was asking this on an MTG forum when I have fucking google news a click away.

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:39 am**

I played Viashino in a Boros weenie deck after DGM came out, Dat Firstblade caught a ton of people by surprise.

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:39 am**

But yeah, cfb player with a pay raise over here

Awesome job!

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:42 am**

I picked up a set of foil Firstblades Saturday afternoon for about a dollar. The store owner went to hand them to me, stopped and said, "What the fuck are you planning on doing with these?"

Seriously, that's exactly what he said.

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:43 am**

Moar liek Viashino Flame Javelin amirite

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:44 am**

I picked up a set of foil Firstblades Saturday afternoon for about a dollar. The store owner went to hand them to me, stopped and said, "What the fuck are you planning on doing with these?"

Seriously, that's exactly what he said.

Make the world burn.

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:44 am**

Alternatively, Viashino Shameblade

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:46 am**

Why are fetches so fucking expensive? god damn

Posted: **Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:47 am**

I'm actually sad that I haven't got to play with the Viashino yet. The one match I boarded him in, I just....won before I drew one.

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