[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Khaospawn]

This one's for you, Morph!

[Helios]

I think the Jace art looks fine. He has the gravitas of a Cold War politician trying to keep the balance between Soviet Russia and the US, which is what he essentially is.

c/o BatterysRevenge on MTGS

[Kaitscralt]

[Kazekirimaru]

I read this backwards twice wondering why it didn't make any sense.

This is your mind on manga.

[Kaitscralt]

it doesn't make much sense reading it the right way either

[Purp]

Makes no sense

[Kazekirimaru]

[redthirst]

Not a Zelda fan, Purp?

[Kaitscralt]

if meant = mean then it makes more sense

[Kaitscralt]

but hey it's hard to proof-read 3 lines of dialogue

[Purp]

I was a manager at Gamestop for 2 years and never played a single player game in my life..

Wtf is casual?

[redthirst]

if meant = mean then it makes more sense

The comic is close to a decade old - I'm sure if the authors cared they'd have fixed it.

[Kaitscralt]

well I am gonna find them and they are gonna fix it

[Khaospawn]

Do it, Kait!

[Kaitscralt]

I was a manager at Gamestop for 2 years and never played a single player game in my life..

Wtf is casual?

Zelda = budg caj ?

This sphinx's revelation has put within me a deep depression

[Purp]

My roommate explained it to me.

"In ocarnia of time, the first n64 game, there was a patch of grass outside of the shop in a neutral area that you could cut down with your sword. Each patch of grass cut would yeild 1 rupee, or "dollar" but if you cut them all down, the last patch had a 50 rupee. It was popular early grinding area because you could leave and come back and the grass would respawn."

[Kaitscralt]

the hell's the matter with you

[Purp]

what is zelda

[Khaospawn]

Is this real life?

[Kaitscralt]

sometimes the dream becomes reality

[redthirst]

In Ocarina of Time every house had tall grass outside with rupees in it and pots inside with rupees in them.

It's not exactly an inside joke - it's probably right below a Mario reference on the "gaming shit everyone knows" scale.

[TubeHunter]

is purp trying to obtain some hipster cred?

[Khaospawn]

It was like that in A Link to the Past, arguable the best Legend of Zelda game (and Super Nintendo game) ever.

[Kaitscralt]

I think they actually ask you how to obtain rupees on a Gamestop interview

[redthirst]

is purp trying to obtain some hipster cred?

That's like the opposite of hipster cred.

"I only played video games that were widely accepted by popular culture after it became cool."

Unless that's some new next-level hipster shit.

[Jonnymagic]

As a person with the Hyrule shield tattooed on my body (with my wife and daughter's name in it to be more acceptable), I approve of rupies.

[Kazekirimaru]

Troll in the dungeon

[Kaitscralt]

As a person with the Hyrule shield tattooed on my body (with my wife and daughter's name in it to be more acceptable), I approve of rupies.

you'd think someone with the Hyrule shield tattooed on their ass would know how to spell rupee

i hope that's not your daughters name

[Kazekirimaru]

Hylian shield*

0/2

[Jonnymagic]

My daughter's name is Zoe. She also approves of them. I wish I was as cool as the guy who beat his girlfriend's ex-husband with Link's sword, but we can't all be rockstars.

[redthirst]

I wish I was as cool as the guy who beat his girlfriend's ex-husband with Link's sword...

Ditto.

[Helios]

I just finished a huge project at work *pats on back*.

[Purp]

I grew up playing computer games competitively... CAL-I cs 1.6 then moved to vCoD then CoD:UO then went pro in Halo 2 then went pro in Shadowrun. Then in JR yr of high school i discovered money and hoes and never looked back.

[Khaospawn]

Disregard video games, acquire boats 'n hoes.

[redthirst]

From bits to bitches.

[rcwraspy]

From bits to bitches.

Putting che in the middle is really important.

Viva la revolucion!

[redthirst]

Dat Purp mental image:

From

To

[zemanjaski]

Ahem. I believe there was talk of anime girls?

[DocLawless]

Jesus, when I was a kid the only competitive video gaming there was were the Nintendo World Championships.

[zemanjaski]

You guys are a religious cult. You flock to the teachings of a man-who-would-be-pirate-king (Zem), hoping to find guidance and knowledge. You have secret deliberations in your private thread and are governed by an ominously-titled "inner council."

Next thing you know, you're planning a "clan get-together" masquerading a mass suicide.

Show some respect.