[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Sasky]

Do it kaze, remember the magic words "i swear i thought she was 16".

[Kazekirimaru]

Do it kaze, remember the magic words "i swear i thought she was 16".

Legal age is Eighteen. Still statutory rape, broski.

Besides, outside of liking me so she would buy more tea, I had no interest. Even if she did have ridiculously large tits for her age. Like, seriously. It's like kids age faster these days or something. I can never correctly guess anyone's age anymore.

[zemanjaski]

Yeah, I am sidestepping this conversation.

Happy birthday Photo.

[TubeHunter]

Yep, happy birthday Photo!

[Kazekirimaru]

Us Westerners are stuck in yesterday for a few more hours yet.

[hamfactorial]

I'm sending birthday wishes into the future!

[Jack]

Yup. On the internet, your b-day starts sooner and lasts longer. Ain't it great? So, happy Australian birthday, Photo!

[Kazekirimaru]

Well then, happy birthday tomorrow, Photodyer!

[Christen]

Happy birthday photo!

[Sasky]

Do it kaze, remember the magic words "i swear i thought she was 16".

Legal age is Eighteen. Still statutory rape, broski.

Besides, outside of liking me so she would buy more tea, I had no interest. Even if she did have ridiculously large tits for her age. Like, seriously. It's like kids age faster these days or something. I can never correctly guess anyone's age anymore.

Oops, legal age is 16 here.

Happy birthday photodyer! May your days be filled with willing barely-legal virgins and everflowing booze.

[Lightning_Dolt]

Happy birthday Photodyer. Hope you have a good one.

[Helios]

Finally finished the EDH Monk deck I've been working on. It managed to go to 9001 life today. Felt good. And then lost because I accidentally decked myself. That felt not so good.


Won 3, drew 1 at my pre. Went Selesnya, because frankly I think it was the best option. I had Gruul as my pairing but ended up playing Bant.

Emmara is a bomb in sealed. Who knew. At least there's 1 format she's good in.

EDIT: @Kaze's potential statutory rape: Aren't you engaged anyway?

[Lightning_Dolt]

So here were my sealed decks from the weekend. First is Boros / Rakdos (which is exactly want I wanted), but lacked bombs. Went 3-2.



Second is Orzhov / Azorious. Deck won every game I didn't mana-screw. Lots of lifelink / extort / detain / evasion. Went 2-2, but I think it would have been 4-0 with 2 more mana fixers.

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Sorry for the glare.

[Sasky]

Johnny - you did sealed with Japanese boosters? Must have cost a bomb.

[Christen]

I played a bad card at the pre-release which was Hidden Strings. However, it did give me some good value with Extort on one instance.

Why it is bad:
- Will only prevent blockers on the turn you cast it.
- When it triggers off cipher, your usual target is your mana.
- It makes you play bad magic because you want to cast your spells before combat.

[Alex]

Johnny - you did sealed with Japanese boosters? Must have cost a bomb.

He lives in Japan, so I'm guessing it cost him just about as much as ours cost us to play with English cards.

[Lightning_Dolt]

Johnny - you did sealed with Japanese boosters? Must have cost a bomb.

He lives in Japan, so I'm guessing it cost him just about as much as ours cost us to play with English cards.

Yeah, I would do it in English if I could. It's a pain in the ass having to look up cards when you can't remember what they do and you can't read them, or mis-playing because of it.

Cost was Y2500, so about $25 USD. How much does it cost state side?

[Kazekirimaru]

Finally finished the EDH Monk deck I've been working on. It managed to go to 9001 life today. Felt good. And then lost because I accidentally decked myself. That felt not so good.


Won 3, drew 1 at my pre. Went Selesnya, because frankly I think it was the best option. I had Gruul as my pairing but ended up playing Bant.

Emmara is a bomb in sealed. Who knew. At least there's 1 format she's good in.

EDIT: @Kaze's potential statutory rape: Aren't you engaged anyway?

THERE WAS NO POTENTIAL ANYTHING.

[Kazekirimaru]

I just didn't want to tell her to gtfo before I got the sale. Is that so bad? D:

[TubeHunter]

I hate miracle. I hate it the most out of any mechanic ever. I know that there are more technically broken ones (Storm) but none of those involve the no skill insinuated with miracles. I just hate: Oh, topdecked Bonfire/Terminus? Well the game just went a complete 180 in my favor, aren't I good at Magic?


Fucking Miracle

[Alex]

Johnny - you did sealed with Japanese boosters? Must have cost a bomb.

He lives in Japan, so I'm guessing it cost him just about as much as ours cost us to play with English cards.

Yeah, I would do it in English if I could. It's a pain in the ass having to look up cards when you can't remember what they do and you can'
t read them, or mis-playing because of it.

Cost was Y2500, so about $25 USD. How much does it cost state side?

I paid $30 for my prerelease but I also got pizza and soda too, so yeah, most people likely paid about $25.

[Christen]

Did any player try to cheat you since you were playing with foreign cards?

[Khaospawn]

So...Z is suspended again from MTGS? That was quick.

[Alex]

So...Z is suspended again from MTGS? That was quick.

Likely the same bullshit excuse they used on me if I had to guess.

[Khaospawn]

As far as I know, he was only infracted for one post.

By Sasky.

[Khaospawn]

Not that I'm trying to start something within the clan or anything, just noting an observation. I fully understand Sasky has a job to do, and as far as I know, he's been upfront with us.

[Kazekirimaru]

Johnny - you did sealed with Japanese boosters? Must have cost a bomb.

He lives in Japan, so I'm guessing it cost him just about as much as ours cost us to play with English cards.

Yeah, I would do it in English if I could. It's a pain in the ass having to look up cards when you can't remember what they do
and you can't read them, or mis-playing because of it.

Cost was Y2500, so about $25 USD. How much does it cost state side?

My LGS's was thirty. I don't know why >.>

[LP, of the Fires]

Standard pre-release fee was 30 dollars if you didn't pre-register, 25 if you did. What I did was I had pre-registered for the 10am Saturday, showed up at midnight and Friday and payed 30 for that, then in my second release, I sold and Obzedat I opened and turned in the prize packs I won in event 2 to pay for event 3, cause you know, I'm cheap.

[Calamity]

I traded a pile of junk for a geist if st. Traft. Should I sell it now or willing retain its value when it rotates. I dunno how how much play it sees in the non rotating formats.

[zemanjaski]

Hey now kids, Sasky was just doing his job. He is still a complete legend.

[Alex]

It's okay James, they got me on some bullshit too.

[hamfactorial]

I traded a pile of junk for a geist if st. Traft. Should I sell it now or willing retain its value when it rotates. I dunno how how much play it sees in the non rotating formats.

GoST sees modern play, so it won't ever be a worthless card. You could make a few bucks by selling and rebuying after rotation, but not a lot.

[Alex]

I traded a pile of junk for a geist if st. Traft. Should I sell it now or willing retain its value when it rotates. I dunno how how much play it sees in the non rotating formats.

GoST sees modern play, so it won't ever be a worthless card. You could make a few bucks by selling and rebuying after rotation, but not a lot.

It's not that good in Modern. What deck plays it? None that I can think of.

[LP, of the Fires]

It's played in UWR some and it has some potential to see play in 4 color agro decks. It's a good enough card that it should retain some value long term. I also suppose it's fringe playable in legacy. There was like...1 uwr delver deck that finished top8 in a legacy SCG open. Selling it now probably gets the most money though.

[Alex]

It's played in UWR some and it has some potential to see play in 4 color agro decks. It's a good enough card that it should retain some value long term. I also suppose it's fringe playable in legacy. There was like...1 uwr delver deck that finished top8 in a legacy SCG open. Selling it now probably gets the most money though.

Why would anybody play it in UWR though? As a budget Vendillion Clique? The creatures in that deck are already so fucking good, and Geist of Saint Traft is so fucking mediocre.

[Valdarith]

I traded a pile of junk for a geist if st. Traft. Should I sell it now or willing retain its value when it rotates. I dunno how how much play it sees in the non rotating formats.

GoST sees modern play, so it won't ever be a worthless card. You could make a few bucks by selling and rebuying after rotation, but not a lot.

It's not that good in Modern. What deck plays it? None that I can think of.[/quote:
33g0pwn6]

UWR tempo that plays it, Delver, Steppe Lynx, and Snaps.

[Alex]

Still seems like a strictly dorkier Vendillion Clique.

[LP, of the Fires]

Your a dorkier Vendillion Clique. Went there.

[LP, of the Fires]

First Sealed Deck:

[deck]

Far//Away
Putrefy
Abrupt Decay
Devour Flesh
Fatal Fumes

Korozda Gorgon
Basilica Screecher
Thrashing Mossdog
Trestle Troll
Kingpens Imp
Sunspire Gatekeepers
Golgari Longlegs
Zanikev Locust
Beck//Call
Vikopa Confessor
Sin Collecter
Korozda Guildmage
Korozda Monitor
Luminate Primordial
Holy Mantle
Simic Cluestone
Golgari Cluestone

Selesnya
Dimir
Dimir
Golgari
Orhzov Guildgates

And 12 basics.[/deck]

I'll post the board later, but suffice it to say, I had like 15 cards I was boarding in matches with this amazing manabase(had like 5 other cluestones. Borded in boros guildgate, a mountain and red cards when I felt like getting crazy).

This Deck went 3-1 even though my bombs where all double splashed. Was my favorite deck out of the three events. I'll post later after I watch game of thrones which just came on.

[Alex]

Your a dorkier Vendillion Clique. Went there.

You realize that there's no turning back now? A gentleman's duel is upon us. One of us has to die.