The Good, The Blathering, and The Ugly 7

[( G_R )]

How can money be real if our eyes aren't real?

[Captain Murphy]

How can money be real if our eyes aren't real?

#obamacares

[Col. Khaddafi]

any metal is formed at the center of supernova explosions so by that metric he should also stock up on iron and other common steels. He could also stock up on his empty aluminium soda cans like a real bum because they were originally formed at the center of supernova explosions.

tl;dr guy is still retarded

[Col. Khaddafi]

rancoredelf upon finding out his gold is made from supernovas

[Pendulum]

'Course, that was before they changed the currency yet again to prevent counterfeiting, the new bills are just... just creepy. Every time I spend a 20 I swear Teddy Roosevelt's holographic image is judging me on my purchase. Dude rode a moose and pulled us out of the Great Depression, you'd think he'd have better things to do than give me a squinty look for splurging on a second cheeseburger.

I think you're confusing one Roosevelt for another.

And Andrew Jackson is the one rocking the twenty, last I checked.

Oh really? Must have imagined it then, probably has
something to do with all the cocaine our money is caked in.

[Pendulum]

any metal is formed at the center of supernova explosions so by that metric he should also stock up on iron and other common steels. He could also stock up on his empty aluminium soda cans like a real bum because they were originally formed at the center of supernova explosions.

tl;dr guy is still retarded

Also, rocks, trees, and people. Clearly we were all formed at the center of supernova explosions, because that's where everything comes from. In fact, the only reason Black Lotus is worth as much as it is is because it was formed closer to the center of the center of the supernova explosions, therefore it is rarer.

[Kazekirimaru]

how dare you people talk about anything but our heavenly father creating things with his magic voice of magic holy heaveanly fatherliness!

everyone knows supernovae don't exist. have you ever been to one? didn't think so. stupid lib talk

[Stardust]

Wha? Australian money is plastic?

Aren't you supposed to be Canadian?

[Checkbox]

A philosophical question: If the Phantom Menace were a school teacher, what would you call him?

[Col. Khaddafi]

any metal is formed at the center of supernova explosions so by that metric he should also stock up on iron and other common steels. He could also stock up on his empty aluminium soda cans like a real bum because they were originally formed at the center of supernova explosions.

tl;dr guy is still retarded

Also, rocks, trees, and people. Clearly we were all formed at the center of supernova explosions, because that's where everything comes from. In fact, the only reason Black Lotus is worth as much as it is is because it was formed
closer to the center of the center of the supernova explosions, therefore it is rarer.

Yeah I tried to indulge him a little since after a little bit of wikipedia it turns out that CNO (Carbon, Nitrogen and Oxygen) can be created by red giant stars (but not by stars like the Sun who fall short at Helium and Lithium creation) but not metals, so there is a slight chance that a minor percentage of your Black Lotus comes from a red giant as opposed to metals who are to statistical accuracy 100% supernova rated.

[Col. Khaddafi]

A philosophical question: If the Phantom Menace were a school teacher, what would you call him?

a failure?

[Checkbox]

Detention for you, scumbag.

[Kazekirimaru]

Wha? Australian money is plastic?

Aren't you supposed to be Canadian?

I've lived in Michigan most of my coherent life.

[Stardust]

Well, one thing that's changed since you left is that our money is now not only multicoloured, but plastic too!

[Stardust]

My brother, upon receiving a plastic $100 bill as a gift from my grandmother.

"These things are, like, indestructible."
"Doubt it. Give it to me."
"Pshaw, fine, good luck."
Riiiiip
"Oh my god! What have you done!?"

[Stardust]

Lucky for him I decided to just rip a corner off.

[Stardust]

Unlike CM, who I guess rips bookies off?

[Stardust]

Show of hands, who here likes Snatch?

[Kazekirimaru]

Next you'll tell me they're getting rid of the toonie.

[Stardust]

The movie, jackass.

[Stardust]

Damn, chainin' interrupted.

[Stardust]

But, no, the toonie will live on forever. Those polar bears are way too majestic.

[Stardust]

Show of hands, who believes that Western currency will be completely devalued sometime in 2014?

[Kazekirimaru]

I wish the US would get rid of the penny and transition to one-dollar coins.

[Stardust]

Noone? Didn't think so. Don't go out exchanging your currency for money just yet. Your dollars are still good here.

[Kazekirimaru]

Show of hands, who believes that Western currency will be completely devalued sometime in 2014?

Pessimism and the Western world go together like noodles and asians.

[Stardust]

I wish the US would get rid of the penny and transition to one-dollar coins.

Canada, the master race.

[Stardust]

Show of hands, who believes that Western currency will be completely devalued sometime in 2014?

Pessimism and the Western world go together like noodles and asians.

Can't eat pessimism, just sayin'. No wonder we're getting beaten by the East.

[Stardust]

I blame the European Union. Destabilized the unquestioned authority of the United States and wasn't able to hold things together enough to become the new superpower. China just took advantage of the situation like any good capitalist would.

[Kazekirimaru]

I wish the US would get rid of the penny and transition to one-dollar coins.

Canada, the master race.

I'll be kissing the shores of Newfoundland and laughing at the landlocked peasants 'fore long, I'm sure.

[Stardust]

Show of hands, did communism ever really get a fair shot to prove itself viable?

[Stardust]

I wish the US would get rid of the penny and transition to one-dollar coins.

Canada, the master race.

I'll be kissing the shores of Newfoundland and laughing at the landlocked peasants 'fore long, I'm sure.

Yeah, we're way ahead of you guys. I mean, we've had $2 coins for years!

Nowhere close to NZ yet though. Paying for your groceries with $2 Jaces is the
way of the future.

[Stardust]

Show of hands, did communism ever really get a fair shot to prove itself viable?

Yeah, didn't think so. We need to get a group of overpriviledged Westerners to start a communist society, bringing in funding from their parents' massive worth to get it kick started. Then it will be proven to be a success.

[Kazekirimaru]

Show of hands, did communism ever really get a fair shot to prove itself viable?

Yeah, didn't think so. We need to get a group of overpriviledged Westerners to start a communist society, bringing in funding from their parents' massive worth to get it kick started. Then it will be proven to be a success.

Or just use kickstarter.

[Stardust]

My brother's a communist. He plays video games and TCG's on a regular basis. Sometimes I wonder whether that would be possible in a communist society.

[Kazekirimaru]

Yeah, we're way ahead of you guys. I mean, we've had $2 coins for years!

Nowhere close to NZ yet though. Paying for your groceries with $2 Jaces is the way of the future.

Seriously, though. You have no idea how many times I've stood in line at a drink machine watching some derp try to use the same dollar bill seven-thousand times and wishing death upon the treasury for not seeing the obvious benefits of even cheap metal coinage.

[Stardust]

Show of hands, did communism ever really get a fair shot to prove itself viable?

Yeah, didn't think so. We need to get a group of overpriviledged Westerners to start a communist society, bringing in funding from their parents' massive worth to get it kick started. Then it will be proven to be a success.

Or just use kickstarter.

"Pledge $5000, you get ample accomodation in a small
apartment and tickets to the bread line.
Pledge $10 000 and you will be classed among society's elite, able to benefit from our many lop-sided policies.
Pledge $1 000 000 and you can be the new Tsar."

[Stardust]

Yeah, we're way ahead of you guys. I mean, we've had $2 coins for years!

Nowhere close to NZ yet though. Paying for your groceries with $2 Jaces is the way of the future.

Seriously, though. You have no idea how many times I've stood in line at a drink machine watching some derp try to use the same dollar bill seven-thousand times and wishing death upon the treasury for not seeing the obvious benefits of even cheap metal coinage.

You should probably move to Canada. This doesn't happen. We also have no pennies, making that guy paying with
the jar of change a thing of the past. Or at least, much less annoying.

[Kaitscralt]

Show of hands, did communism ever really get a fair shot to prove itself viable?

Yes, the proper response to communism is the Romanian response

[Kazekirimaru]

You should probably move to Canada. This doesn't happen. We also have no pennies, making that guy paying with the jar of change a thing of the past. Or at least, much less annoying.

I'm all plans and no means at the moment. But the motherland will have me back someday.