Dies to Removal

I was going to dig out Yes, This is Phone, but came across this instead and this is more funny and topical.

more like ifuku nihilist learning center am i right

that was a really great referential pun if you can just visualize me literally patting myself on the back right now you can join in the experience i'm having.

*pats back*

she is asian.

is she thai?

i'm pretty sure she's chinese.

ntraditional or simplified?

mandarin

Thrillz, can you please just cosplay bang this girl in FF7 costumes so we can stop hearing about how much you want to cosplay bang this girl in FF7 costumes?

Had the coolest cab driver last night

WHERE ARE THE RAZZIES?

lol

WHERE ARE THE RAZZIES?

slackers, all of them.

WHERE ARE THE RAZZIES?

slackers, all of them.

Corrupt slackers.

WHERE ARE THE RAZZIES?

I sent a PM to scumbag some days ago, got no reply.

WHERE ARE THE RAZZIES?

I sent a PM to scumbag some days ago, got no reply.

He has been in some shed with no wi-fi doing rocket scientist stuff

Sweet memories of the gutters power

fuck wrong thread

has anyone been following the silver jace coin thread on mtgs? you will find some of the funniest posts by rancored elf that i've encountered in years of enduring him

link?

Your computer (and entire life) would be gone without both gold and silver. Oops.
Paper "money" literally grows on trees in an unlimited fasion. Silver and gold are formed in the center of supernova explosions, and nowhere else.
Do a bit of reading, you'll be amazed.

itt rancored elf brags about having a mysterious double life in which he collects coins, and thinks this is epic enough to need a slow reveal to those unfortunate enough to know him

As is, I'm still VERY interested due to the fact that this is silver bullion and Magic, meeting at last.

So, apparently, this is something he's been stroking his piece fantasizing about for a while now. The holy union of MtG and silver coins.

I'd be happy to discuss or answer any questions people have on the topic of precious metals. Not prepared to go into the details of my involvement at the moment, other than to say I've been researching this for several years now, and teaching it to others for a few. At some point I plan to "merge" rancored_elf with that other side of me, but not right now.

The truth...

the truth is...

...I am Coin Man.

He's Coin Bird, angry for coins

If anybody needs me to answer their questions about precious metals, Wikipedia is at the top of my hotlinks and Google is my home page. Some day I plan to fuze together my interests of internet forums and internet searches that I use on internet forums, but not now.

Tsm vs c9

Denver vs patriots

Gonna be a good week

Your computer (and entire life) would be gone without both gold and silver. Oops.
Paper "money" literally grows on trees in an unlimited fasion. Silver and gold are formed in the center of supernova explosions, and nowhere else.
Do a bit of reading, you'll be amazed.

Not our aussie dollars, plastic as fuck

Wha? Australian money is plastic?

Yes, I'm assuming because of our coastal hot beach lifestyle.

Our notes are also all different lengths unlike US dollars

The first polymer banknotes were issued in 1988[12] by the Reserve Bank of Australia, specifically polypropylene polymer banknotes (produced by Note Printing Australia), to commemorate the bicentenary of European settlement in Australia. All Australian notes are now made of polymer.

I can swim in these dollars and also bend them, scrunch them and nothing will happen

Did Yanni die or something? Hope it wasn't an OD

I imagine your money is of similar texture of those plastic world maps you get in grade school geography

Nah its real slippery but has raised bumps in some spots

Cool facts:

Our $5 note can be folded to show two skyscrapers burning ala 9/11
It can also be folded to show a killer whale blowing a dick with pubes
And our $50 note has an aboriginal who invented many things including blueprints for helicopters long before we discovered it.

American money is actually made of garment cloth. A combination of durability and cost efficacy, also gives it a feel that is all but unreproduceable; most counterfeiters bills in America bleach off the ink from $1 or $5 bills instead of trying to reproduce the same texture.

Also, if you fold it just right, and you're really, really high, you can see Clinton getting a Lewinsky.

'Course, that was before they changed the currency yet again to prevent counterfeiting, the new bills are just... just creepy. Every time I spend a 20 I swear Teddy Roosevelt's holographic image is judging me on my purchase. Dude rode a moose and pulled us out of the Great Depression, you'd think he'd have better things to do than give me a squinty look for splurging on a second cheeseburger.

Our money has too many counterfeit measures. The little plastic windows are pretty cool but the big deal has always been different sizes making it hard to use just the one plate template.

I do love how our coins from the 70's-late 80's have Queen Elizabeth looking young and all the coins after then have significant fat and age added to her face.

From this to this

Our money has too many counterfeit measures. The little plastic windows are pretty cool but the big deal has always been different sizes making it hard to use just the one plate template.

Yeah, the hard fact is that it doesn't matter what steps are taken to sublimate the problem of counterfeits, the thing that's really needed is commercial support.. we have machines that can tell counterfeits instantly just by pointing a laser at the bill, but they're expensive and even if businesses did buy them they'd have to somehow make sure their clerks are using them, which just isn't going to happen when credit cards are so prevalent.
Just one of the many, many ways civilization is doomed.

I hear about other crimes more, most organised crime here sells drugs and rips off bookies

'Course, that was before they changed the currency yet again to prevent counterfeiting, the new bills are just... just creepy. Every time I spend a 20 I swear Teddy Roosevelt's holographic image is judging me on my purchase. Dude rode a moose and pulled us out of the Great Depression, you'd think he'd have better things to do than give me a squinty look for splurging on a second cheeseburger.

I think you're confusing one Roosevelt for another.

And Andrew Jackson is the one rocking the twenty, last I checked.