[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[zemanjaski]

Fair enough.

[Khaospawn]

Now both of you, touch boobs.

[Khaospawn]

Er....dicks.

[redthirst]

It's on its way.

[Kaitscralt]

? I asked the first time and you didn't answer

makes me a dumbass how?

I wasn't aware you were involved with cfb's pro tour testing, seeing as you aren't on the official team, aren't qualified and live in australia

this cats got claws

[Kaitscralt]

sorry for showing an interest in what you do

[zemanjaski]

Yeah yeah. Must be shocking that someone out there appreciates my input.

[zemanjaski]

Don't pretend like you care I know you eat babies.

[redthirst]

Kait uses Guilt Trip!

...It's not very effective.

[Kaitscralt]

Yeah yeah. Must be shocking that someone out there appreciates my input.

it is, which is why i have been asking these questions

unless someone asked if you knew if there was a furry convention in the city

[Kaitscralt]

Kait uses Guilt Trip!

It quickly wins the hearts of his enemies!

[redthirst]

My hearts!

[Khaospawn]

Kickstart my heart!

[windstrider]

Khaos is going to set a record for beers consumed while playing this set

The Conan block would consist of these three sets: Crush Your Enemies, See Them Driven Before You, and Hear The Lamentations Of Their Women. The prerelease would just be one big drinking game - win a game, drink a beer; lose a game, drink 2 beers. The winner doesn't even get any packs. You get to sit on a massive throne while some busty village wench delivers a massive broadsword to lay at your feet.

Later, at Pro Tour Cimmeria, WOTC is
forced to reconsider the barbarian theme when most of its players show up in furs and leggings, and without bathing. After standings are posted for the Top 16, a massive brawl erupts, resulting in many injuries to the coverage staff and Judges. All players in the Top 8 are disqualified for various reasons, such as table flipping, shouting incoherently in grunts and growls, and raping another player's girlfriend in front of a live camera. The winner, by default, falls to the 9th place player, who exclaims,"Crom laughs at your Top 8! He laughs from his mountain!"

In your FoS story, this is the scene that should announce Zem's plan to dominate Australia as the rest of the world watches horrified on webcast.

[Valdarith]

Rumour is that CFB wants to trial a podcast. Names floated include josh Silvestri, Sam pardee and a certain good looking Australian.

I thought Travis Woo was from Seattle and was of Asian descent.

[rcwraspy]

Oh, wait, no, there's also the superpower where you can turn your underwear into guns and/or swords.
...man, I wish that were real.

Seems like that would really suck if done improperly.

[Khaospawn]

Khaos is going to set a record for beers consumed while playing this set

The Conan block would consist of these three sets: Crush Your Enemies, See Them Driven Before You, and Hear The Lamentations Of Their Women. The prerelease would just be one big drinking game - win a game, drink a beer; lose a game, drink 2 beers. The winner doesn't even get any
packs. You get to sit on a massive throne while some busty village wench delivers a massive broadsword to lay at your feet.

Later, at Pro Tour Cimmeria, WOTC is forced to reconsider the barbarian theme when most of its players show up in furs and leggings, and without bathing. After standings are posted for the Top 16, a massive brawl erupts, resulting in many injuries to the coverage staff and Judges. All players in the Top 8 are disqualified for various reasons, such as table flipping, shouting incoherently in grunts and growls, and raping another player's girlfriend in front of a live camera. The winner, by default, falls to the 9th place player, who exclaims,"Crom laughs at your Top 8! He laughs from his mountain!"

In your FoS story, this is the scene that should announce Zem's plan to dominate Australia as the rest of the world watches horrified on webcast.

All of my yes.

[Khaospawn]

Oh, wait, no, there's also the superpower where you can turn your underwear into guns and/or swords.
...man, I wish that were real.

Seems like that would really suck if done improperly.

Turning your underwear into guns and /or swords is perfectly fine when done safely.

[Lightning_Dolt]

Rumour is that CFB wants to trial a podcast. Names floated include josh Silvestri, Sam pardee and a certain good looking Australian.

I thought Travis Woo was from Seattle and was of Asian descent.

Khaos, please add a bit to the Conan story about Travis Woo getting impaled or something.

[Purp]

Z and Twoo need to do a podcast together

[hamfactorial]

Page 920 really delivered. Thanks bros

[redthirst]

Always delivers.

[photodyer]

@Khaos - The hell with trying to find the right words for your Conan block...



Keep being you, Khaos...keep being you.

[Alex]

Rumour is that CFB wants to trial a podcast. Names floated include josh Silvestri, Sam pardee and a certain good looking Australian.

The fact that I was not only mentioned, but formally included breaks not only my heart, but my cockles.


...I said cockles.

[Self Medicated]

Get to work today and setup our mock aorta for device testing, and my team lead comes in and asks me to change everything so it looks more like a patient case he observed recently. Two and a half hours later we're finally ready to test. So glad it's Friday.

[Helios]

"Mock aorta" is a real attention-grabber.

Especially when it stops.

[photodyer]

To all of you with the techy gene:

main comp just went stupid. It had not been rebooted for at least a few weeks, and suddenly it could not access websites. I rebooted and let Windows updates install, and when it came back up my mouse was "stuck". When I move the mouse, the pointer jitters erratically, as though glued to the spot. I tried unplugging the mouse and restarting it, and even a different mouse. Any ideas? Malware? I run Kaspersky and it was utd as of yesterday. Box is still running Vista just because I've been too lazy to do a reinstall with Win7 and the hardware isn't bogged down by Vista bloat.

Thanks for any insights... I comfortable with pc stuff but just don't have to be too dick with this right now.

[Platypus]

Pineapple Express is on...there went that evening!

[Purp]

Seth Rogan was not the dealer. fail.

[DocLawless]

To all of you with the techy gene:

main comp just went stupid. It had not been rebooted for at least a few weeks, and suddenly it could not access websites. I rebooted and let Windows updates install, and when it came back up my mouse was "stuck". When I move the mouse, the pointer jitters erratically, as though glued to the spot. I tried unplugging the mouse and restarting it, and even a different mouse. Any ideas? Malware? I run Kaspersky and it was utd as of yesterday. Box is still running Vista just because I've been too lazy to do a reinstall with Win7 and the hardware isn't bogged down by Vista bloat.

Thanks for any insights... I comfortable with pc stuff but just don't have to be too dick with this right now.

Do you
know how to uninstall the updates?

[DocLawless]

I actually like Seth Rogan. I think he has a decent comedic timing and has a good sense of the modern ethos of comedy. However, his scripts are always mired in obvious, derivative jokes revolving around his unhealthy worshiping of a plant.

I have the same type of complaint with Will Ferrell. As good of a comedian as I think he is, at the same time, an overwhelming majority of his movies follow the same, insultingly simple formula. So much so that a Will Ferrell Plot Generator was created:

Will Ferrell plays Franz Ricard, an egotistical, obnoxious javelin tosser at the top of his profession. He and his sidekick, played by David Koechner, seem invincible until their dominance is threatened by a new rival. Franz Ricard's excessive pride causes him
to spiral downward to comical lows. When he is at the depths of despair, he removes his shirt and bellows: Sweet Jackie Joyner Kersey's apricot! My liver is a slimy scepter!

After a wacky training process featuring a surprise cameo by Jon Heder and a marginally-developed romantic subplot, he enters into a climactic showdown with his rival and emerges victorious - but not without learning a thing or two about friendship.

Will Ferrell plays Skip Weatherby, an egotistical, obnoxious chain restaurant owner at the top of his profession. He and his sidekick, played by Jon Favreau, seem invincible until their dominance is threatened by a new rival. Skip Weatherby's excessive pride causes him to spiral downward to comical lows. When he is at the depths of despair, he removes his shirt and bellows: Your wrench is skilled, like Odin's impossible hammer!

After a wacky training process featuring a surprise cameo by Vince Vaughn and a marginally-developed romantic subplot, he
enters into a climactic showdown with his rival and emerges victorious - but not without learning a thing or two about friendship.

Will Ferrell plays Jake Crick, an egotistical, obnoxious vampire hunter at the top of his profession. He and his sidekick, played by Jon Heder, seem invincible until their dominance is threatened by a new rival. Jake Crick's excessive pride causes him to spiral downward to comical lows. When he is at the depths of despair, he removes his shirt and bellows: Praise Sampson. My bicep is a steaming dragon!

After a wacky training process featuring a surprise cameo by Seth Rogen and a marginally-developed romantic subplot, he enters into a climactic showdown with his rival and emerges victorious - but not without learning a thing or two about friendship.

It's all just lazy comedy.

Bingo.

[windstrider]

Shut up and take my money!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTZ2Tp9yXyM

[DarthStabber]

I've been doing some tinkering with my standard deck, it's only marginally different from my pre-BNG list (-4 searing blood, +4 magma jet). Looking for some thoughts that don't involve splashing another color (not in a position to pony up for the manabase).
[Deck]
critters
4 firedrinker satyr
4 rakdos cackler
4 rakdos shred-freak
4 firefist striker
4 ash zealot
4 chandra's phoenix
3 fanatic of mogis
1 pyrewild shaman

Other
4 lightning strike
4 searing blood
1 hammer of purphoros

Land
2 mutavault
21 mountain

Sideboard
1 mountain
4 boros reckoner
3 skullcrack
4 electrickery
2 satyr nyx-smith
1 hammer of purphoros
[/deck]

[NerdBoyWonder]

Shut up and take my money!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTZ2Tp9yXyM

Kind of funny they went with the misfits that band together to save the world plotline considering in the comic they never were misfits but instead some of the scariest heroes/anti-heroes in the universe that banded together to beat the hell out of Thanos.

Makes sense though since general audiences have no idea who these characters are. Looks like a fun movie.

[DocLawless]

Wasn't Drax engineered specifically to do that?

[NerdBoyWonder]

Wasn't Drax engineered specifically to do that?

Drax was a human whose soul was put into a body in order for him to kill Thanos and get revenge on Thanos for killing his family.

Marvel stripped Drax of much of his abilities and now he is just a dual blade wielding warrior. The guy use to have super stength, flight and energy blast.

[Lightning_Dolt]

I like Seth Rogan.

[windstrider]

If you pause to look at the files they display, it's clear that each of them are rather scary in their own way.

[Self Medicated]

Kind of funny they went with the misfits that band together to save the world plotline considering in the comic they never were misfits but instead some of the scariest heroes/anti-heroes in the universe that banded together to beat the hell out of Thanos.

Makes sense though since general audiences have no idea who these characters are. Looks like a fun movie.

They fought against the Annihilation Wave and Phalanx, but I can't seem to recall the Guardians ever fighting Thanos head on. Of course, Drax was created specifically for this purpose, but he did it by himself. And the version of Drax in the movie is drastically different than the original Drax. Are you thinking of Adam Warlock and the Infinity Watch? That team had a few members (
Drax and Gamora) that eventually went on to become Guardians. What is funny about Adam Warlock is after the Marvel heroes defeated Thanos and stripped him of the Infinity Gems, Warlock later gives Thanos one of the gems to protect.

[Helios]

We can make a movie about a raccoon with a machine gun, but still too afraid to make a Wonder Woman movie...oh, Hollywood.

Photo: just wipe the machine and install 7 if you're dead set on Windows. Running Vista is just asking to get attacked, though a mouse jitter is more than likely a graphics issue and would have nothing to do with a virus/malware/etc. You can also stop renewing your Kaspersky subscription and use Windows Defender (or whatever the free native Windows thing is called), which is just as good and doesn't eat your resources.