Dies to Removal

I prefer PAX.
though they do frown upon relentlessly mocking furries I think.

pax isn't about music and is also packed to the fucking gills you dunce.

pax has concerts and also games you homosex.

"concerts" and "you can walk 20 steps between people DJing entirely different things among an entire convention center of people claiming rooms and throwing secret concerts, in addition to the scheduled events because this is a convention about music and video games" are two different things and i know for a fact that the latter is not what pax is about but you're welcome to continue flailing verbally at me in vain.

for reference: every nerd convention i am aware of has an "un"/official concert attached to it at the venue or nearby. magfest is a convention about concerts, as well as games.

goldineckbeard adjusted to the first status quo "this status quo is too the same" he said with a grimmace
goldineckbeard saw the next status quo and wrinkled his nose "this status quo is too different"
goldineckbeard tried the third status quo and it was juuuuuust right.
minutes later, goldineckbeard was complaining about how bored he was with this ideal status quo and demanded a new one, perpetuating the cycle into infinity.

goldineckbeard and the three two-mana 2/2s

"concerts" and "you can walk 20 steps between people DJing entirely different things among an entire convention center of people claiming rooms and throwing secret concerts, in addition to the scheduled events because this is a convention about music and video games" are two different things and i know for a fact that the latter is not what pax is about but you're welcome to continue flailing verbally at me in vain.

I like my gaming conventions about games. Peanut butter and chocolate and all that.

Someone who isn't me make a thread for the new card frame stuff

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"concerts" and "you can walk 20 steps between people DJing entirely different things among an entire convention center of people claiming rooms and throwing secret concerts, in addition to the scheduled events because this is a convention about music and video games" are two different things and i know for a fact that the latter is not what pax is about but you're welcome to continue flailing verbally at me in vain.

I like my gaming conventions about games. Peanut butter and chocolate and all that.

isn't that the opposite of peanut butter and chocolate?

the emphasis in that combination is the "and"

I wonder if society has just degraded too far to ever see a reemergence of the phrase "You got chocolate in my peanut butter!" Probably about as dead as "I can't believe I ate the whole thing!" or "So I says to Mabel, I says, Black Label."

...fuck, I don't know

The Vice President is coming to our building today for a meeting and I am the only one in this office not having an orgasm in anticipation, not do I care at all.

joe biden is swinging by can you catch some of his drool for me on a napkin and get it signed?

Will his presence lessen your ability to post on DTR?

Obama cares

Obamacare

The Vice President is coming to our building today for a meeting and I am the only one in this office not having an orgasm in anticipation, not do I care at all.

I didn't know you worked in the mayor's office, Madding.

Obama cares

The Vice President is coming to our building today for a meeting and I am the only one in this office not having an orgasm in anticipation, not do I care at all.

Huh. Someone's finally gonna Chris Hansen that guy, about time.

Has anybody else noticed that both Obama and Biden seem to have the enlongated face that seem to just cry out for a pedostache? Like to the point that you know at some point in their lives they tried one out, and there was probably a midnight meeting sometime right before they threw their hats in the ring about shaving it off.

No you paranoid old fuck

In other news, I just read about 4 pages of the importance of keeping hydrated before, during, and after a tournament. It seems to have been written by someone who doesn't do very well at tournaments.

The Vice President is coming to our building today for a meeting and I am the only one in this office not having an orgasm in anticipation, not do I care at all.

I didn't know you worked in the mayor's office, Madding.

the mayor no

the governor?

just a secret tunnel away

thanks to pendulums sig everyone on the bus thinks I'm staring at hentai

wait that's just the hentai I have open

my avatar they're fine with, because it confirms my non weeaboo status

People who ride the early-morning bus with the expectation that they won't encounter someone watching hentai should probably take a later bus.

In other news, I just read about 4 pages of the importance of keeping hydrated before, during, and after a tournament. It seems to have been written by someone who doesn't do very well at tournaments.

The solution is, of course, to be dehydrated to do well.

I love those threads where people talk about their tournament preparation

Always wear a clean fedora and iron your black leather duster

don't shave either, that'll throw off your feng-shui.

I love those threads where people talk about their tournament preparation

Always wear a clean fedora and iron your black leather duster

They're like a guilty pleasure or something. Most tournaments I've ever gone to, everybody wakes up, tries to remember what the fuck happened the night before, and then goes to see if their first round opponents look half as shitty as they do; reading up on how other people prep but not getting a tournament report to follow through with is some strange kind of voyeurism.

Spark a bowl between rounds

I believe most competitive magic players can only locate by smell, so if you make the mistake of taking a shower beforehand they can't sense you sitting across from them and you'll end up getting a loss for no-show. Mystery solved.

That's why I use Herbal Essences for all my tournament preparation. Makes 'em all nervous when they think they're up against a lady.

not if I use my herbal essence scatter

"Counter target female. She'll never come back to your LGS again. At the end of the game, if you have a neckbeard and Herbal Essence Scatter is in your deck, you must cast it this turn if able."

thanks to pendulums sig everyone on the bus thinks I'm staring at hentai

as opposed to other days when they look at your screen and think wow what a well adjusted young man reading japanese comics

Spark a bowl between rounds

true story i have never lost a tournament i have been ridiculously any form of altered consciousness at.

i drank two orange four lokos out of a gatorade bottle at a tournament once and i guess the smell of four loko threw off my opponent,.

"Counter target female. She'll never come back to your LGS again. At the end of the game, if you have a neckbeard and Herbal Essence Scatter is in your deck, you must cast it this turn if able."

you don't need a card for these things.