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Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:36 pm
by rezombad
seduce their teia
none of that.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:36 pm
by rezombad
cause them to draw 7 lands in a row after mulliganing to 5.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:37 pm
by rezombad
we cannot be stopped.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:37 pm
by Kaitscralt
necro their old threads... AGAIN

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:39 pm
by Kazekirimaru
flip their toilet paper rolls the opposite direction

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:40 pm
by Kazekirimaru
leave their fridge doors slightly open

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:40 pm
by rezombad

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:40 pm
by Kazekirimaru
break their expensive, leg-shaped lamp and then use up all the glue on purpose

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:40 pm
by rezombad
adjust their thermostats 2 degrees.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:41 pm
by Kazekirimaru
get skrillex to poorly remix their favorite song

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:41 pm
by rezombad
change their sleep numbers.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:42 pm
by Kazekirimaru
eat all their cereal and put the empty boxes back in their pantries

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:42 pm
by rezombad
pull the corner of their trash bags down into the trash.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:42 pm
by Kazekirimaru
rub their favourite coats on the nearest fuzzy animal and then steal all their lint rollers

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:43 pm
by rezombad
drink all the milk except just enough to make them think there's enough for a bowl of cereal.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:43 pm
by Kazekirimaru
offer to do their laundry and then neglect to separate the loads

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:44 pm
by Kaitscralt
seduce their threads

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:44 pm
by Kazekirimaru
replace all their large monetary bills with a comparable amount of singles

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:44 pm
by Kaitscralt
necro their teia

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:44 pm
by Kazekirimaru
have Madding write a poem about them that includes references they don't understand and mock them whilst they pretend to understand it

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:45 pm
by Kazekirimaru
seduce their necro

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:52 pm
by Kaitscralt
you're not being subtle enough

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:52 pm
by Kaitscralt
bring war upon their village

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:34 pm
by Kazekirimaru
kill all their first born children

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:08 pm
by rezombad
call down a plague of locusts

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:11 pm
by Kazekirimaru
turn the sea into blood

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:03 pm
by Corruption Watch
Originally posted by Ravager90 on MTGS
The only thing you gain from being in a relationship with a woman is sex.
While this might be true on a regular base before proposing and marrying, you will find out, that afterwards she will be far more unlikely to have sex with you and in the final step she will completely refuse to have sex with you.

She will sexually dry you out while still sucking out your wealth, your belongings and when there's nothing left your soul.

It gets even worse when you have kids. As a man you will always live under her opression, knowing if you start to fight she will just divorce and take whatever you have, your house, your car and your kids.

Leaving you with nothing.

It's best to stay away from them at all - Or pump them, afterwards dump em. Sex on a regular base is not worth the drama.

Troll warning. - Blinking Spirit[/color:
4zn0ps57]

Originally posted by abcabcabc339 on MTGS
You don't agree with him, so he is trolling.

Infraction for trolling -Senori

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:25 pm
by Kaitscralt
Gotta love that sweet sweet Senori.

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:50 pm
by Mcdonalds
Kaze, you aren't ravager per chance?

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:57 pm
by Kaitscralt
Someone run the IP on Ravager, see if it goes back to Kaze's parents house

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:30 am
by DroppinSuga
It's Kaze's mom.

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:20 am
by rezombad
I just overheard one old lady say to another, "just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:24 am
by Kaitscralt
lol

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:51 am
by rezombad
Packers fucking asleep at the wheel today.

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:53 am
by Kaitscralt
Good games so far

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:58 am
by rezombad
It was a good game, Packers still goofed.

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:59 am
by rezombad
I have faith in the panthers though.

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 2:04 am
by rezombad
panthers v seahawks is gonna be a good game.

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 2:23 am
by DroppinSuga
Seahawks baby

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 2:27 am
by Kazekirimaru
Kaze, you aren't ravager per chance?
No, surprisingly.