[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Wraith223]

Fact: Americans are the worst. There are enough good people in the clan to give me pause, but then I remember both my trips there and every American tourist I've had the misfortune to meet in anothe country.

The scum you met were poor examples of Americans. Go to texas and sit in a small town BBQ joint. You will see we are not much different.

We differ in weapons Americans build better weapons and fight harder/smarter. Other races fix the equipment; we and Australians run it better (or are willing to pull the trigger). I have started down some middle easterns; they get scared and falter we they know you are willing them right there. UTSA (university I graduated from) had a bad run of them a few years back.

Now my dad's saddle shop gets
visitors from England and Australia all the time. Difference are hilarious. English say "fantastic" about anything. Australians just say "i could have used that!". Guess who are the real workers? Lastly, If you want an entertaining disscusion; try an australian of being an Englishman. It's close to calling a Texan a Yankee.

Other races, I have seen idiots all around that failed to live up to their stereotypes.

[TBuzzsaw]

Oh my, someone is trying to argue with Zem that Legion Loyalist is better than Cackler.

[Khaospawn]

Fact: Americans are the worst. There are enough good people in the clan to give me pause, but then I remember both my trips there and every American tourist I've had the misfortune to meet in anothe country.

The scum you met were poor examples of Americans. Go to texas and sit in a small town BBQ joint. You will see we are not much different.

We differ in weapons Americans build better weapons and fight harder/smarter. Other races fix the equipment; we and Australians run it better (or are willing to pull the trigger). I have started down some middle easterns; they get scared and
falter we they know you are willing them right there. UTSA (university I graduated from) had a bad run of them a few years back.

Now my dad's saddle shop gets visitors from England and Australia all the time. Difference are hilarious. English say "fantastic" about anything. Australians just say "i could have used that!". Guess who are the real workers? Lastly, If you want an entertaining disscusion; try an australian of being an Englishman. It's close to calling a Texan a Yankee.

Other races, I have seen idiots all around that failed to live up to their stereotypes.

I didn't think "Australian" was a race. I guess it must be after "Caucasian," but before Pacific Islander on the info cards you gotta fill out.

[Khaospawn]

Oh my, someone is trying to argue with Zem that Legion Loyalist is better than Cackler.

Link? Cuz I need to waste more time before attempting a quiz.

[Pyreheart Bezerra]

Oh my, someone is trying to argue with Zem that Legion Loyalist is better than Cackler.

Link? This sounds like a guy I talked to at the store after he read Zem's first article. Said first thing he change is add more legion loyalist. I died on the inside.

[TBuzzsaw]

http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=585455

[Pyreheart Bezerra]

"Second, it has HASTE!" I lol'd.

[Khaospawn]

Awesome Battalion ability!

[Khaospawn]

I made my monthly post on Sally. The beast will now go back into hibernation.

[Wraith223]

Fact: Americans are the worst. There are enough good people in the clan to give me pause, but then I remember both my trips there and every American tourist I've had the misfortune to meet in anothe country.

The scum you met were poor examples of Americans. Go to texas and sit in a small town BBQ joint. You will see we are not much different.

We differ in weapons Americans build better weapons and fight harder/smarter.
Other races fix the equipment; we and Australians run it better (or are willing to pull the trigger). I have started down some middle easterns; they get scared and falter we they know you are willing them right there. UTSA (university I graduated from) had a bad run of them a few years back.

Now my dad's saddle shop gets visitors from England and Australia all the time. Difference are hilarious. English say "fantastic" about anything. Australians just say "i could have used that!". Guess who are the real workers? Lastly, If you want an entertaining disscusion; try an australian of being an Englishman. It's close to calling a Texan a Yankee.

Other races, I have seen idiots all around that failed to live up to their stereotypes.

I didn't think "Australian" was a race. I guess it must be after "Caucasian," but before Pacific Islander on the info cards you gotta fill out.

True but their differences (among the white race)
are subtle. You see it their work habits. Separation stereotypes by pure race misses so much when you factor in the continent, place of birth, area grown up in, and threats to life (wildlife, pollution, government, and crime).

[Wraith223]

I made my monthly post on Sally. The beast will now go back into hibernation.

Pissing in the wind again?

[Khaospawn]

I made my monthly post on Sally. The beast will now go back into hibernation.

Pissing in the wind again?

In the wind. And pretty much anywhere else. Only difference this time is that I'm sober.

[Wraith223]

Well, as long as you are marking your territory. Market Street is the only thread area I visit much anymore.

[Khaospawn]

Well, as long as you are marking your territory. Market Street is the only thread area I visit much anymore.

I'm sure I'd go over to Sally more during non-spoiler season if more people would link some juicy drama or stupidity to get involved in. Other than that, I just have no business going over there. The people I give a shit about are here. And what little content we do produce is way above the bottom-feeders on Sally.

[Lightning_Dolt]

Fact: Americans are the worst. There are enough good people in the clan to give me pause, but then I remember both my trips there and every American tourist I've had the misfortune to meet in anothe country.

The scum you met were poor examples of Americans. Go to texas and sit in a small town BBQ joint. You will see we are not much different.

We differ in weapons Americans build better weapons and fight harder/smarter. Other races fix the equipment; we and Australians run it better (or are willing to pull the trigger). I have started down some middle easterns; they get scared and
falter we they know you are willing them right there. UTSA (university I graduated from) had a bad run of them a few years back.

Now my dad's saddle shop gets visitors from England and Australia all the time. Difference are hilarious. English say "fantastic" about anything. Australians just say "i could have used that!". Guess who are the real workers? Lastly, If you want an entertaining disscusion; try an australian of being an Englishman. It's close to calling a Texan a Yankee.

Other races, I have seen idiots all around that failed to live up to their stereotypes.

I find that I get along really well with the Americans I've met in my travels and while touring America. I have actually hated about 90% of the Canadians I've met abroad. I generally like Australians too, through I prefer the bogans (like my friend Aussie-Pete) to the super pretentious Brisbanites I've met. I get along well with people from Scotland and Northern England, but not so much with
the Irish and people from Southern England.

[TBuzzsaw]

Chinese tourists are the worst. I can say that cuz I'm Chinese.

[windstrider]

I made my monthly post on Sally. The beast will now go back into hibernation.

Pissing in the wind again?

In the wind. And pretty much anywhere else. Only difference this time is that I'm sober.

Yeah, well direct that somewhere else. When I talk about trickle-down, this is not what I mean.

[Khaospawn]

Fact: Americans are the worst. There are enough good people in the clan to give me pause, but then I remember both my trips there and every American tourist I've had the misfortune to meet in anothe country.

The scum you met were poor examples of Americans. Go to texas and sit in a small town BBQ joint. You will see we are not much different.

We differ in weapons Americans build better weapons and fight harder/smarter.
Other races fix the equipment; we and Australians run it better (or are willing to pull the trigger). I have started down some middle easterns; they get scared and falter we they know you are willing them right there. UTSA (university I graduated from) had a bad run of them a few years back.

Now my dad's saddle shop gets visitors from England and Australia all the time. Difference are hilarious. English say "fantastic" about anything. Australians just say "i could have used that!". Guess who are the real workers? Lastly, If you want an entertaining disscusion; try an australian of being an Englishman. It's close to calling a Texan a Yankee.

Other races, I have seen idiots all around that failed to live up to their stereotypes.

I find that I get along really well with the Americans I've met in my travels and while touring America. I have actually hated about 90% of the Canadians I've met abroad. I generally like Australians too, through I prefer the
bogans (like my friend Aussie-Pete) to the super pretentious Brisbanites I've met. I get along well with people from Scotland and Northern England, but not so much with the Irish and people from Southern England.

I wonder if the people from Space Australia are more fun. I hear Space Brisbane is nice this time of year.*

*Total DBZA references.

[Khaospawn]

Chinese tourists are the worst. I can say that cuz I'm Chinese.

And what about the Chinese? With their chingy-chang-chun and their kung-fu! I can't understand ya, go back to your country! White power!

I'd like to thank all of ya for comin' down here for some fellowship and to talk about some white brotherhood.

[Khaospawn]

It's like I just can't stop quoting Dave Chappelle today...

[Self Medicated]

I hate everyone equally.

[TBuzzsaw]

A small explanation on Chinese tourists:

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/ ... e?page=all


And a gritty look on relieving yourself in public all over the world (NSFW):

http://badcanto.wordpress.com/spot-the-mainlander/

And they're sober!

Personally my favorite story is the one that involved a lady going over a Do Not Pass sign and ignored people, only to fall off a unstable cliff to take a picture.

[Khaospawn]

They spoiled "Eye Gouge" and I literally LOL'd.

[Self Medicated]

Eye Gouge [mana]b[/mana]

Instant
Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. If it's a Cyclops, destroy it.

So much flavor. I chuckled when I saw this.

Dammit Khaos!

[windstrider]

Yeah, I'll probably get a card for that response. Let me show you the amount of fucks I give.

[Dechs Kaison]

Dawn to Dusk. I must have one.

[zemanjaski]

Akroan Conscriptor might be real. No Zealous Conscripts but still interesting.

[Khaospawn]

A small explanation on Chinese tourists:

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/ ... e?page=all


And a gritty look on relieving yourself in public all over the world (NSFW):

http://badcanto.wordpress.com/spot-the-mainlander/

And they're sober!

Personally my favorite story is the one that involved a lady going over a Do Not Pass sign and ignored people, only to fall off a unstable cliff to take a picture.

They're not being rude. They're being themselves.

[Khaospawn]

Akroan Conscriptor might be real. No Zealous Conscripts but still interesting.

The time to serve is now.

[Khaospawn]

Fall of the Hammer is...interesting. But probably crappy.

[Khaospawn]

I love me some Vortex Elemental!

[windstrider]

Well, we got a Flying Man for red. Literally.

[Khaospawn]

Geez, more spoilers by the minute.

[Jack]

http://www.wizards.com/Magic/Magazine/A ... tg/faq/bng

[Khaospawn]

Loyal Pegasus seems cute. It reminds me of a card they printed a year or two ago, but I can't remember what it was.

[Khaospawn]

http://www.wizards.com/Magic/Magazine/A ... tg/faq/bng

This article isn't showing up.

[Jack]

Eidolon of Countless Battles has sick artwork.

[Jack]

They probably took it down. It's dated Jan. 27.

[Jack]

These spoilers weren't supposed to happen yet.

[Khaospawn]

At the rate Sally is posting them, the whole set should be spoiled in about an hour lol