Blatherdome 4: My Resignation

[Pendulum]

Okay, got a buzzing question in my brain so I looked it up. It's actually fascinating why the word 'spirit' means both the aura of a person and hard alcohols. The etymology of the word is actually referencing the concentration of the thing, the essence, the boiled-down version, so it makes sense now. I wonder how many people don't know that whiskey is just really, really, really strong beer.

[Kazekirimaru]

Whiskey is the soul of beer.

[Stardust]

I like this new stardust that only posts in pictures

[Pendulum]

You know I actually liked the sequel with the Noah overtones more than the original.

[Checkbox]

But the original was funnier

[Checkbox]

Although I think Steve carell > Jim Carrey now, Jim Carrey was a 90's man. Though I did enjoy yes man

[Pendulum]

I'll grant you the first one was funnier, I just think the second one was a better story. There were a whole slew of movies out when Bruce came out about dealing with the concept of unlimited power and they all tended toward the silly aspect a bit too much.

[Pendulum]

"Click" made me vomit it was so bad.

[Pendulum]

Hmm, prolly some resonance there.

[Checkbox]

"Click" made me vomit it was so bad.

that was adam sandler. he hasn't made a good movie in quite a long time

[( G_R )]

The one with Drew Barrymore was decent.

[Pendulum]

Yeah, Billy Madison was pretty much the high point for him. Must suck realizing you're a one-trick pony.

[Kazekirimaru]

The one with Drew Barrymore was decent.

50 first dates, right? That one was okay.

[Pendulum]

I'm just morally opposed to most Drew Barrymore movies. They're against my religion or something.

[Checkbox]

The one with Drew Barrymore was decent.

50 first dates, right? That one was okay.

I literally saw this movie on my first ever date

[Pendulum]

Stardust post another pop culture reference for us to dissect.

[Pendulum]

Wait, wasn't Drew Barrymore in the original Scream? She was the one at the very beginning with the nipples, right?

[Pendulum]

For some reason whenever I think "Barrymore" all I get is nipple.

[rezombad]

Stardust post another pop culture reference for us to dissect.

Stardust, get that mafia game ready to go.

[Pendulum]

Stardust can you babysit my kids next Tuesday?

[Pendulum]

Also I need that report on my desk by 5 o'clock or I'm gonna have to write you up.

[Checkbox]

Stardust, fuck me tender.

[Pendulum]

Letter of action
Regarding: Stardust's refusal to get his shit done

This letter is to inform Stardust that he has failed in his assigned duties. A copy of the report shall be turned over to the responsible party and also filed in their permanent record. It is regarding that friggin' report he didn't hand in .
Additional notes:
Get your shit together man, I can't believe how much you've been slacking off lately. Also, I need you to collate the 2009 reports and file them separate from 2010, some HR bullshit again. Apparently, it's not enough to keep hounding us for the harassment suit Suzie filed on me, they need me to keep dancing their stupid dance. I mean oh shit hold on I just spilled vodka all over the carpet... ah well fuck it that's why we have a cleaning crew anyway right? I
mean they know I'm going through a tough time right now with the divorce and everything, can't they get offff my back for jsut a few while? Seriously man stofpfuckin around i need you rihgt now mannnnnnnn.

[rezombad]

Stardust, mow the lawn.

[Pendulum]

turgle>Hey
Stardust> Hello, who is this?
turgle> You know where I can get any weed, STardust?
Stardust> What? Who is this? Srsly.
turgle> Man I just need to get high right now.
turgle> You still there man?
[Stardust is not available for chat right now]

blrgl>Hey
Stardust> WTF?
blrgl>Come on man I just need a little bit.
Stardust> WHO ARE YOU!?
blrgl>You know where I can get a hook-up?
blrgl>I'm counting on you Stardust.
[Stardust is not available for chat right now]

aaai>Hey
Stardust> WHAT THE FUCK!?
aaai>Alright, sorry about earlier, you don't know where I can get any pot.
aaai>You still there man?
aaai>Man>
aaai>*?
Stardust> Apology accepted I guess, but could you leave me alone? I'm trying to work.
aaai> You got any blow on ya?
aaai>Man?
[Stardust is not available for chat right now]
aaai> Well fuck you too! You're
fired!
aaai> Wait now you're not. Please don't hate me.

[Pendulum]

[Stardust]

The one with Drew Barrymore was decent.

[Stardust]

Stardust post another pop culture reference for us to dissect.

[Stardust]

Stardust, get that mafia game ready to go.

[Stardust]

Stardust can you babysit my kids next Tuesday?

[Stardust]

Stardust, fuck me tender.

[Stardust]

Letter of action
Regarding: Stardust's refusal to get his shit done

This letter is to inform Stardust that he has failed in his assigned duties. A copy of the report shall be turned over to the responsible party and also filed in their permanent record. It is regarding that friggin' report he didn't hand in .
Additional notes:
Get your shit together man, I can't believe how much you've been slacking off lately. Also, I need you to collate the 2009 reports and file them separate from 2010, some HR bullshit again. Apparently, it's not enough to keep hounding us for the harassment suit Suzie filed on me, they need me to keep
dancing their stupid dance. I mean oh shit hold on I just spilled vodka all over the carpet... ah well fuck it that's why we have a cleaning crew anyway right? I mean they know I'm going through a tough time right now with the divorce and everything, can't they get offff my back for jsut a few while? Seriously man stofpfuckin around i need you rihgt now mannnnnnnn.

Stardust, mow the lawn.

turgle>Hey
Stardust> Hello, who is this?
turgle> You know where I can get any weed, STardust?
Stardust> What? Who is this? Srsly.
turgle> Man I just need to get high right now.
turgle> You still there man?
[Stardust is not available for chat right now]

blrgl>Hey
Stardust> WTF?
blrgl>Come on man I just need a little bit.
Stardust> WHO ARE YOU!?
blrgl>You know where I can get a hook-up?
blrgl>I'm counting on you Stardust.
[Stardust is not
available for chat right now]

aaai>Hey
Stardust> WHAT THE FUCK!?
aaai>Alright, sorry about earlier, you don't know where I can get any pot.
aaai>You still there man?
aaai>Man>
aaai>*?
Stardust> Apology accepted I guess, but could you leave me alone? I'm trying to work.
aaai> You got any blow on ya?
aaai>Man?
[Stardust is not available for chat right now]
aaai> Well fuck you too! You're fired!
aaai> Wait now you're not. Please don't hate me.

[Pendulum]

You know I like Mega Man and I like Dirty Harry but the combination of the two is creeping me out.

[Pendulum]

See if you can find a picture of a combination of Megan Fox and Mega Man instead, I expect that would be a bit less creepy.

[Checkbox]

Stardust, fuck me tender.

what is this i don't even

[Stardust]

See if you can find a picture of a combination of Megan Fox and Mega Man instead, I expect that would be a bit less creepy.

[Checkbox]

i cant tell if that is nsfw or not

[Second Harkius]

I don't think he has any cards past Neo Destiny, I'm pretty sure he has full sets of the first 4-5 sets, plenty of stuff from the next few. If you're really interested, PM me (CK this goes for your "friend" too)

when did I mention I had a friend who collected Pokemon cards?

[Second Harkius]

pretty sure checkbox is trying to slander me by implication there

[Second Harkius]

since I never said anything like that