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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 8:27 pm
by Checkbox
Not the cartoon version.
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 8:49 pm
by Thrillho
Thanks you've been a great help.
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 9:20 pm
by Mcdonalds
If you hate your family and are mad the best thing to do is apply for a modship at mtgsalvation.com!
Fuck that I'll apply to be a reddits and impose my narrow minded view of what a reddit is on people
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:31 pm
by Mcdonalds
*reddit mod
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:59 pm
by Thrillho
Thanks for clarifying we were really going to be lost without that added value.
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:07 pm
by Kaitscralt
Hey does anyone know of a good place to handle anger and shit, I'd ask people on Facebook but that is kinda the problem, I hate my family a bit and I'm semi obligated to be friends with them
the gutter
Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 11:08 pm
by Kaitscralt
real life advice mtgs
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 1:10 am
by Zooligan
Any time you find yourself calling someone a dirt bag, use funny humor and think of them as an actual big bag of dirt.
Q: What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley-Davidson?
A: The position of the dirt bag.
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 1:35 am
by Col. Khaddafi
Plot and scheme in secret.
If you hate your family and are mad the best thing to do is apply for a modship at mtgsalvation.com!
I'd pick one of these two
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 2:55 am
by rezombad
That's the same thing twice.
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 7:06 am
by Thrillho
I read all of my options for how to deal with anger to my girlfriend just now and her response was, "wow."
This is the life I lead.
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 8:44 am
by rezombad
Kijin, did you ever get the feeling you're only going with girls cos you're supposed to?
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 10:02 am
by Blackhound
Do the Harlem shake.
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 4:54 pm
by Checkbox
Can someone give me a good reason why I shouldn't go to my local Wal-Mart and buy all 5 Commander Decks today?
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 4:58 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
You're gonna sell all your cards for a fraction of their purchased value down the line
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 5:01 pm
by Checkbox
But I will be paying some amount of dollars for the enjoyment I will gain from them in the meantime.
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 5:02 pm
by Checkbox
Also this is probably the best way to get what I need for my cube then just play janky EDH with the rest.
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 5:02 pm
by Checkbox
I could save $20 and wait a few days by ordering online but why would I do that?
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 5:53 pm
by Thrillho
There are only one or two cards of any value outside of commander across decks
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 5:55 pm
by Thrillho
Kijin, did you ever get the feeling you're only going with girls cos you're supposed to?
Dudes aren't women so no.
For context she was doing work stuff and asked me what I was laughing at when I read Scumbag's post
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 6:07 pm
by Thrillho
Don't project your lifestyle onto mine.
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 6:41 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Also this is probably the best way to get what I need for my cube then just play janky EDH with the rest.
Like didn't you said you just sold all your cards minus the slivers? Why are you buying more just now?
I mean go for it if you like it, the decks have good casual value, its just that your timing is odd.
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 7:16 pm
by Mcdonalds
Found a jet medallion so I have far less reason to buy one now
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 8:28 pm
by Checkbox
Also this is probably the best way to get what I need for my cube then just play janky EDH with the rest.
Like didn't you said you just sold all your cards minus the slivers? Why are you buying more just now?
I mean go for it if you like it, the decks have good casual value, its just that your timing is odd.
Haha I wish I sold all the decks. I pulled them all apart, traded a bunch of it and threw a bunch of it into 60 card casual decks of mine.
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 8:29 pm
by Checkbox
Haha I forgot the medallions are in there.
Shit yeah I'm just buying them all.
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 10:57 pm
by Mcdonalds
Don't project your lifestyle onto mine.
You will eat mashed potatoes and gravy and smothered porkchops and you will god damn like it
And I you will say the word and like a god damn fucking comma
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:00 pm
by Mcdonalds
You will fucking worship at the altar of whataburger, and commune with the homophobic brotherhood of chicken eaters
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:09 pm
by Blackhound
I see you took my advice Dux.
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:11 pm
by Thrillho
Don't project your lifestyle onto mine.
Double suspect.
I've never banged, got banged, or made out with a dude. I'm not attracted to dudes generally but there have been dudes I was attracted to.
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:12 pm
by Thrillho
I love eating pussy too much to date a dude.
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:13 pm
by Mcdonalds
What if the dude is a pussy?
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:22 pm
by Thrillho
Not the same.
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:23 pm
by Thrillho
They say you are what you eat and I still ain't pussy.
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:31 pm
by Thrillho
Clooney and brad Pitt in fight club. I can just also genuinely appreciate attractive people irrespective of sex.
Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 11:52 pm
by Thrillho
I think if he can make a bunch of hyper masculine boys closet homo for him I think I can outwardly state he was a lean wirey built for sex mother fucker in that movie.
There's a good essay I had to read in sophomore year of college about female gaze and advertising to females and why Calvin Klein, as a bi dude, was so good at it, and BP in fight club hits all those notes.
Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2014 12:05 am
by Thrillho
I'm aware.
Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2014 12:56 am
by Kaitscralt
wanna make out colemander
Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2014 2:54 am
by Kaitscralt
i just won an 8-4 draft with crater's claws, flying crane technique, pearl lake ancient, narset and sage of the inward eye.
i am a skilled player
Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2014 3:42 am
by Thrillho
I'm a colemancer
Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2014 3:46 am
by Kaitscralt
And really cool too.
no shit